Can You Live without SEX??? ...

Question of the day, 


Random ni..


There are people that are living in this world not having sex, seriously there are, but do you see any gay men that doesnt have sex? 


Do you know any? 


Or are you ONE of them?


Can you live without sex?


The replies will be for references cos of the LDR i will be having next year.. hahaha.. maybe la.. hahahaha

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i never had any mooncake festival memories.. hm.. i wonder why...

oh well..

Happy TangLong festival to all Cinas out there! and also for non Cinas, you can play along with candles.. make sure dont burn any of the tanglong.. remember to BLOW the candle out if you dowana play anymore :)

my rock killed his bird...

six sets of rice, cutleries, soup spoon to go with 4 dishes..

fried black promfret..

long beans omelet..

steam tofu with sweet anchovies taucu sauce..

vegetable leg (direct translation from kantonese - some sour mild spicy vege soup with meats)..

as usual chinese families will have the round table..

all seated..

then suddenly everyone stared at each other...

uncle bubu asked bubu to pray.. then bubu ask auntie bubu to pray, then auntie bubu ask bubu bro to pray.. omg.. everyone dowana pray then tibe tibe uncle bubu say, OK la, we shall decide with THIS!!


omg i like the auntie that is laughing in this clip! so ki siao! hahahahahahahaah.. hahahahaha


i am serious not kidding.. this game everyone knows kan? lat tali lat tali tam plong!! hahahahaha...

so the first round tam plong it was a 3 3 draw!!

the second round tam plong it was a 4 2.. guess who the 2 is? Uncle Bubu and I!! hahahhaha..

siao man..

my heart was like pumping so sososoososososo extremely fast you know.. shit man.. my prayers are rusty... never been to a church since year 2000..

so uncle Bubu and I one two Jus and yes!! my rock killed his bird!! yes yes yes!! shit man!! i dowana kena man.. praying is not difficult.. just that the tension is there... lmao!!

discovered 2.0 ...

AZ and I was supposed to go for a mutual friend's sisters wedding coincidentally, there was 2 ceremonies involved, one on friday and the other on saturday, cos i have to work on friday so i dint manage to go la. AZ went on friday and i went on sat so we dint get to meet :) kihihihi... no jodoh..

anyways.. after reaching there, went in, cari member then i sat down with them lor.. altogether around 8 - 9 of us.. im not very close la to all of them, some i meet once a year, some maybe twice, lebih kureng all of them i meet not more than 5 times a year but we still keep contact through facebook and such..

so i was sitting beside this cute dude, AM, havent seen him for ages.. know he has a blog and he blogs all about his work and thats all.. so we were talking la, then suddenly i found out that he knows that i am TULS since May! omg!!! he knew and my another friend knew too!! shit shit shit!!  and i was like covering up so so so so so many times in front of them saying that im single la, broke up with girlfriend la all those nonsense cover up excuses, OMG so so memalukan!! omgg!! hahaahah... fuck man.. 2 of them, one of them ZR, i know him since 18 when we were working together in Parkson, the other one, AM, i know thru this ZR, currently they are working together...

so yea.. siao!!

both of them are like me, the crazy mengebabi type of person, and should be bottom la by their looks so no threat no nothing, we totally became GBFF!! = Gay Best Friends Forever.. hahahahaha.. new term according to ZR. omg damn tibe tibe right??!! it so so so so so nice to know that they are sama jenis!! remembered ZR dulu in Parkson, there was this girl who likes him and another dude was chasing after her, i was like helping him to woo her la somehow but mereka cam together but not together so im also confused.. now i know that ZR is just using her as a cover up, that Bitch!! hahahaha...

oh well, found 2 more kawan sejenis.. feels so so so so good.. dont have to cover cover and just go all out when im with them.. dont know when will i see them again.. my sems starting soon, their job requires them to travel alot so the timing kadang kala tak ngam i guess.. oh well.. will just let fate decide la.. hahahaa.. i dont believe in fate.. hahaahah..

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after the dinner at bubu's place yesterday, bubu was told to mop the floor while bubu bro does the dishes... bubu was like cleaning everywhere except the rooms..

bubu's dad say: why dont you clean the room as well?

bubu replied : cos its not dusty...

bubu's dad answer back: but its spermy! 

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.. the whole family LTAO!!

p.s. last friday was my last day of work.. freedom baby freedom!!!

accepted balik...

bubu and i was nearly caught dark red handed(red handed = fresh, dark red handed = stale) few months ago..

it was one fine afternoon after class, during my lunch break between lectures.. i think i have like 3 hours of break in between that i decided to go have lunch with bubu.. its only a 5 minutes drive from Uni.. but then before lunch cos no one was home i went up to his room, striped him down, gave him the best blowjob he ever had and summoned him to fuck my brains out..

after finish everything and cleaned up, i tied the domdom up and put it in a plastic bag behind the door thought of throwing it after we changed when we go out for lunch but suddenly the mum came back! oops..!! then i just left the room cos i was kinda dressed already so i sat down at the sofa, the mum knows my existence then and i come up quite often so its normal la, i waited while bubu dress up, but then dono entah kenape auntie bubu wanted to sweep the floor, sweep sweep sweep luar all sweep edi then masuk jugak bubu's room! omggg!! we totally dint realized the plastic bag with domdom plus cum was behind the sacred door and yeala! she saw the rubbish and eventually opened it up!

OMG!!!

since then i never went up to bubu's place and so the breeding ground love nest is gone.. my house is always occupied so no chance la.. but months past, and bubu's mum.. i think she started to accept me back already..

maybe its the first time she get to know that her son, her SON is actually having sex, not with a girl but a GUY and also for the fact that it was in the house so most prolly she hated it that these stuffs are done under her nose.. hm...

just now i went up for Dinner for the first time after so long.. entah brapa bulan already.. the Dad came back, after finished cooking, we all sat down in the same table, cos my family doesnt cook so this family meal thing is kinda awesome to me :) so berkeluarga kinda feeling.. haha.. the mum's cooking is damn awesome la!! sat down with auntie and uncle bubu, bubu bros and bubu baby!! sho nice!! hahaha...

i cannot risk another attempt and ruin my chance to go up to his place anymore!

bubu!!

monday,

my place,

9.00 am!!

ok?

hahahahah...

youre so sweet, bubu!!

every time he talks about Australia with his friends, you can see the eagerness in his face of wanting to spend the rest of his life there.. i've noticed this for quite some time now and it bugs me somehow so i just ask on random whether he regrets being with me and whether he still wants me or not..

his reply..

well going to aus is just like you going to uk, not necessary but it's something i've always wanting to do..

but in reality they don't offer my course, so there's no point of going there unless for personal reasons..

i can be stubborn and insist of going there and want you to move there with me..

but that's not the case..

you on the other hand have set your mind to uk as well from the beginning..

and it make sense because your's is a twinning program.. 

its not like you're going there because you like it there..

and i've made up my mind

i told you

i'm willing to wait for you until you graduate

and see whether are you able to settle down there or not

and if you do

then i shall apply to the uni there for masters

since they have the course i wanted

if not

if you can't settle down

then you can come back

and we'll think of another plan

but at least both plans we'll be together

that's what i think

sweet kan?

bubu..

why suddenly one?...

erm..

where should i start arr.. er.. ok..

seeing PLUBOY gets to brag about his blog getting hits around like average 800 unique views per day was pretty amazing..

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i started out this blog for my own rants..

from Nuffnang i get to know that i have an average of 100 - 150 unique viewers everyday la.. thats for the past 2 months i guess.. at first it was having like 50 or so only.. 

but suddenly hor...

out of nowhere..

tibe tibe only..

why like that one?

did it start off cos of the 100th Post?

or was it cos of Cousins Kononnyer?

bloggers everywhere..

i went marketplace with bubu and tulsy week 5 last night..

the place was expectedly less crowded cos of the hols and all..

later that we met with another friend that invited us to his place for a drink..

he was like pouring all his feelings and emotions to bubu(cos he is closer to bubu than me)..

then suddenly

hey TULS, actually youve been commenting alot in my blog...

huh? what? *eyes popped out and shocked*

yeah..

huh? you blog? er.. i know you have a blog la but i never commented in it before wor.. how many blogs do you have?

more than one...

oh... erm... ! *a wild guess* youre *****n!

yeah..

hm.. sometimes i dont know whether is it good knowing all these bloggers in flesh and blood.. the thing is when there is a barrier there.. barrier cos we all dont know each other starting all afresh.. so all comments and intentions are good.. but when we really get to know that particular him/her, things will change slightly dont you think? it wont change if you and him have no history at all, it might even do you good, as in the friendship.. but what if he is your ex's colleague?, what if your he is your ex's brother? what if he is your enemy's bestfriend?

just a thought :)

so far still good.. kihihi...

hahahahah.. i came across this and its kinda true.. hahaha.. im not 24,  im not living in my mum's basement, but im blogging in my unddies :) kihihihi.....

Ameer Zachery...

kidney stone is said to be the second most painful condition you can get after labour..

all of us, i hope all readers and followers do pray for your surgery to go smoothly and also that your recovery will be fast and all..

i'll be praying for you definitely.. although i dont have a religion but i definitely believe that there is God..

and also..

Happy Birthday to you AZ..

yes, this year's birthday will be glamorous in a different way cos the venue will not be.. you know.. fancy and all..

you will make it thru..

better and stronger after this..

with new views and perspective in life..

will be praying for you..

sincerely,

TULS

cousins kononnyer...

today i went for an informal meeting with my unimates on some orientation thing at the Curve. It was overlunch at  Sakae Sushi and it ended around 1 plus.. Bubu suddenly said that he is bringing his brothers to e@Curve (Cineleisure sounds nicer kan?) to watch movie and so i stayed back for awhile thought of joining them as well.. its cool la cos he is out to his whole family so it wont be awkward if his brothers are around.. haha.. after Bubu arrived and was heading up the escalator to get the tix... out of nowhere my unimates 3 of them were coming up the escalator as well..

hey TULS.. i thought you were heading home just now?

erm.. yeah.. but suddenly my cousins came and said wanna watch a movie so yeah.. teman them lor..

oh okay.. we bought tix too.. we are watching step up 3, how bout you guys?

erm.. not sure yet..  maybe resident evil.. 

*in my mind i was like telling myself no Step Up 3 today...*

bubu turned to me and was like.. 

Cousins? seriously?... *kept a distance away from me*

*look around for my unimates first.... coast is clear :)..... then hugged him back*

100th Post...

This is my 100^th post…

Started this blog on the 8 of May..

It was actually for my own rants..

Later that I befriended Malaysian’s Sgboy and started gaining more views, more readers and then followers..

Hahaha.. from own rants now somehow the whole concept diverted for the public’s interest.. J will have to think what other people might like and will then compare my blog post with the other bloggers.. sometimes you take other people’s idea and repolish it into your own and such.. so funny la to think of it..

But thru this blogosphere thing, I met lots of awesome bloggers(flesh and bones a few, msn a few, fb a few, mostly just online comment based.. wahahahha) and readers such as PLUBOY, Lucifer, Skyhawk, Mr.D, Clayden, Lil Fox.. just to name a few.. hahahaha.. a few.. say like I have a whole list like that.. ahaha..

Bloggers like PLUBOY loves discussing his SEXPLOSIVE life with the world(recently), unlike Skysky, he tends to stir up people’s mind with his intellectual post and also his love and affection for his beloved long distance lover(especially those where he wrote about making love, oh my god.. cannot tahan.. later that Darren his bf can somemore comment on it.. hahaha) .. one wild sex, one passionate making love.. yes!!

Like Mr. D he tends to cari gali kesemua things that are hilarious and weird then blogs about it. Mostly all short posting but a few in a day J Short sweet and simple J

Lucifer and his powderful England will blow you away(I have a thing for people with powderful England) with his words, those bombastic adjectives sometimes makes his blog kinda 4D, hahaha.. 3D is out, 4D plus feeling edi J hahaha.. and then he goes on with his medical terms and the vajayjays.. me likey..

Clayden will have his sweet conversations with his beau in every blog post of his, that is sho sho sho sweet kan? If its not conversation then its some guy’s pic la.. everywhere also he snaps one, toilet la, gym la, coffeeshop la, street la, after movie walking out of the cinema la.. EVERYWHERE! Hahahahaha..

Lil Fox will have his long winded post.. aiyor sometimes I read until wanna sleep edi.. hahahahaha… I told him that before.. hahahaha… so long I tell you.. if the topic is about 3some or something then its ok.. a 10000 words post of that also I will slowly take my time to read but... ok.. I should stop.. hahahaha.. still waiting for your next post k foxy Cleopatra!!  

Different people will have different styles of writing lor I think, and thru these you can tell a lil about each and everyone’s personality and style, such as PluBoy, he is like a Sex bomb, letup here, letup there, real life surely damn slutty one lo.. Skysky talks about gym then that day shows a pic of his biceps or something in his blog.. hahaha.. gym freak, can imagine now that he is the typical gay that goes gym after work everyday.. haha.. then Mr. D, the controversial blogger, cos he is different, minority race, selalu ada orang kacau dia J Lucifer and his medical student life, nerd, dota freak, ktv goer.. Clayden and his beau with their private exclusive mysterious life, oi! Make me so gan cheong some times, somemore both mix parenthood Korean, native, hong kong, semua ada!

Ok la.. maybe sometimes what they blog don’t reflect how they act in real life and all but still it does to a certain extent.. haha.. I think la..

Just recently, about a month back, every single post of mine also got comments and feedbacks.. haha.. like the itchy post before this, everyone was like so concern and the comments doubled compared to those sluty TULSy of the week.. hahaha.. felt so loved from unknown strangers.. ok la.. stop being perasan la TULS..

that’s it from me..

My 100th post is dedicated to all my blogger/reader friends that I know(and maybe not) out there..

Thanks so much for everything..

You guys are an awesome bunch!! J

P.S. Selamat Hari Raya to all muslim bloggers and readers, although its illegal but what the heck la kan, my ex also malay, hahahaha.. oh yea.. especially to AZ and A maaf zahir batin :)

adding friends on facebook...

hey you!

yes you!!

do you know everyone in your contact list on facebook? (me.. NO lor..)

recently i have lots of PLU added me on facebook...

i never ever told anyone i met online my real name when i first get to know them.. hahaha.. i will introduce myself to them as Jason[Z](the guy who left me for another guy who's cheating on him).. payback? hahah.. just for fun..

they dint get my info from the buddy website(axcest, manjam, trevvy, fridae) cos i dint put them there.. they cant get me thru my blog cos its not there as well.. so the only place left is facebook itself..

hm...

maybe its LOVEMACHINE la..

those who added me all have PLU mutual friends so its not that difficult to guess their sexuality.. plus, their vain poses sold them out..

what do you do whenever you get a friend request from someone you dont know?

 A . Press Accept, then slowly get to know each other

 B . Press Accept and forget about it.

 C . Press Ignore and forget about it.

 D . Send a personal message asking how on earth do you know me and just simply add me cos im pretty, hot, handsome, cute, slutty? then decide..?

my answer is   D   lor.. easy..

i always get answers like FOR FUN.. 

some i ask how do you know me? they answer Can we be friends..?

is that an answer? hahahahahaha.. sampat..

sorry lor.. i wont approve one lor.. i will kindly reject saying that i dont know you that well, maybe get to know each other better before blah blah blah then give them my GaySN(gay MSN, oh yea.. i have two accounts.. one is Str8SN, the other GaySN).. then from there will analyse dig them in and out before doing so but seriously the people that i added by that way are only a hand full.. usually no no.. because most of them only wanna have sexytime one lor.. my sexytime very precious one.. cannot simply give people one :)

so lets say if they answer as the above, what will you reply?

itchy itchy..

omg omg omg!!

i went for a buffet just now with bubu..

it was like a post dinner treat...

had the best ever scallops and all.. ate like tons of seafood...

and now im itchy all over!!

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bubu come scratch me please!!!


its so annoying.. just now came back after dinner i was so tired i dropped dead on the couch but the itchy was so so so overpowering i scratch myself out of the sofa and went for a shower..

even now after shower im still itchying!! gosh!! help me!!!!!

im trying to flush whatever the cause out of my system by drinking plenty of water and urinating..

will work one arr??!?!? 

shit la...

marketplace, go or not?

Every Wednesday without fail Lovemachine will definitely send me an invite to Saturday Night's GayNight kinda thing.. haha.. Bubu got that MoneyPenny card shit(he seduced that bitch to register him in although he is underage, asshole.. i tried the same thing but some dude came over and said Tak Boleh.. babi!!) so he get to enter for free and me being a noob guy who wants free entry will then hope to get into the Fab 50 list every weekend.. haha.. Bubu and I missed the past four weekends there already.. But I was there for four weeks consecutively before that.. haha...

Bubu, so this week wanna go Marketplace arr?

Why? you wanna go arr?


erm.. nola.. so long dint go edi mar.. just asking for fun.. so.. you wanna go or not?

hm.. also can wert.. see la how..

see la how means what?

see la...

that day you say go so often not exclusive mar, every weekend see back the same people.. so now we were absent for 4 weeks liao should be exclusive back edi gua..

i think so *smiled*

actually to think of it, both of us dont drink, dont smoke, dont need to social around cos we have each other already, so whats the point of going to the club anyway??!?!? hahahaha... oh well.. bubu is a dancer and i think he enjoys the music there very much gua.. yes he can dance those choreographed steps very well and all but i think i still rock the dancefloor better than him in terms of dirty slutty dancing.. wahahahaha... perasannyer!!

if we were to go there, our routine is so so repetitive.. hahahaha.. first enter edi go pee cos of the long distance driving.. then hor will go wait for 12pm for someone to break the ice at the dancefloor before joining.. then after dancing shaking for 1.5 hours or so we will then go somewhere makeout then go rest, cari kawan then finish off the night at the mamak nearby.. thats where you can see all the fugly faces of the PLU after a night of sweating and crazying in the club :) including me la of cos.. ghahahahaah..

hm...

so...

go or not to go leh?!?!?

sepeak purfict-ter ink-girl-lish..

Hello, welcome to Whaddhafuck English Language Stupid School!

wahahahahah..

ok la.. my english is not that good and yet its not that bad either.. we cannot simply kutuk(pinpoint) people like that just because they cant pronounce english properly..

if he is a joke then its ok..

but if he is for real then those who go learn from HEAD MASTER GORDON, too bad for them.. they-yeh will-ler hav-eh a behind-eh in-eh every-eh word-duh they say-eh!!

trick and treat :)...

this coming friday and next tuesday is public holiday so i thought of taking monday off so its a stretch of holidays for 5 days.. but since monday falls on the 30th of August, there are so many targets and datelines and all those work related nonsense to finish on this month end.. and taking leave would be a very risky thing to do.. haha.. but i took a chance..

hi, Ms Manager.. *she was staring at the computer then she turned back and looked at me*

yes?!

erm.. this month end i have a university trip to go so is it OK to take leave?

NO!! *with her popped out eye*

gimme the calendar!!

where?!!

*i pointed monday then i pointed this coming wed and thursday as well for no reason..*

then she paused for 5 seconds..

OK la.. go get the form from the HR department then let me sign..

hahahahaha..
at first i wanna take only monday but somehow my itchy hand pointed this wed and thursday as well.. so in all i have 7 days of holidays.. and this 7 days i will be spending it with Bubu!! :) this 3 days are all unpaid leave... gosh.. haha i have to make sure that i use it to the fullest!! kihihi... its means.. sexytime for me and bubu!! hahaahha.. sexytime is a term used by Lil Fox for SEX. hahahaha.. gosh.. i cant wait..!!

stupid bitch manager wanna gimme heart attack isit? c8ba8!!

food fight?...

bubu and i were at Mcd yesterday when he bought this slimy green lime sundae thing and...

wah... new flavour...

eyer, what is it?

it's like lime jelly texture... sorta like the lime flavoured paddle pop ice cream...

*bluek*

come on... just try a little?

no thank you...

come on be... just a little...

i saw the texture... don't really like it...

just one try... come on... just one bite...

its ok...

come on...

i don't want...

please...

nope...

one bite... please!!!

I DON'T WANT!!!

JUST ONE BITE LA!!!

I SAID I DON'T WANT!!!

*silence*

the conversation was taken from his food fight entry...

to be honest, i will never ever put anything that i find disgusting in my mouth lor.. 

yes it is good to try everything once in your life, if you dont like it then its ok, just spit it out and never take it anymore, at least you've tried it..

haha.. that is his choice.. not mine..

as long as i think that that food/thing is disgusting or looks sick, i wont even think twice to put it in my mouth..

i wont even try..

call me stubborn..

call me bodoh(stupid)..

i dont care..

i dowana regret later..

hahaha..

cricket spaghetti anyone?? :)

yay!! escargot!!!

ooo.. thai cuisine, bubu, you love thai food right? try this fried worm with salad ok????

never in a million years i will eat those lo.. 

how next time if we go travelling around the world? how are you gonna adapt?

er.. i will eat their chicken, fish, babi, mutton, beef all lo with their country's style of making.. cannot meh?

what if their specialty is dog meat or ostrich meat or kangaroo leh?

i wont eat lo.. i will starve lo..

how to travel with you next time?

haha.. we go to modern countries lo or we dont go to the rural area la.. go city..

b, come on la.. lets say if i give you some escargot to eat, will you?

er... actually i also wont eat one..

*fainted*

hehe..

but why are you so stubborn..

i dowana talk to you.. :)

hahaha.. nah bubu.. eat la that thing.. i bring you go one day.. you try la.. yes..at least you try right? dont like then spit out lo at least you try... hehe.. see la how you suffer.. kihihihi.. (i like the guy behind...)