its real!! :)
after that day's intercourse, i cant even shit the next day..
the following day, when i got the urge to poo poo, i sat down and out a dick came from my anus..
i was like: wow, was this the size of his dick? lolllllllllllllll...
basically my anus was stretched so much that it couldnt contract back in time and so the shit has form the shape of the dick that stretched my ass apart :)
so yay!!!
ive been shitting every two days once now and its the dick shape shit! hhahahahahahaha....
so cute omgosh!!
i wonder when will i get back my slim dragons... hahahaha...
xoxo
2 more days! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
such an achievement ..
ReplyDeletetake picture.. frame it up and hang on the wall la ;p
hahahahaha... this is not the first time liao... lol... i have a collection liao! lollllll
Deletegot collection huh?
Deletego sell at ebay la.. sure got ur fans would like to have them ;p
that one when i wanna set up own company i need some modal only i will lelong ok.. for now i still can sustain so i collect while waiting la :) lol... when was the last time you had sex?
Deletewow.. what a question..and i'm not telling ;p
Delete( ppl shy la )
Danny, no need to feel shy.
DeleteWe all can't wait for you to answer...
Hehe...
HAHAHAHA how is that even possible? :P
ReplyDeletei rono wor.. you try and see then tell me see also got or not? lolllllll
Deletehow come ur so lucky ? and who was the guy ?
ReplyDeletelucky? why lucky? lollllllll...
Delete=.=
ReplyDeletethanks! :) lolll..
Deletehow can this " =.= " face be a compliment?
Deletehaha... got skit the next day? or gotten use to it dy? :P
i take every comment a positive one! lol.. unless its rubbish.. haha...
Deletesakit? nah.. used to it? mm.. i think i enjoy it la so even if its sakit i will feel like its a pleasurable pain then i wont have any problem with it liao so yea..
tsk tsk tsk... expert betul...
DeleteI dont like those that keep on move here move there... and tak ada rhythm...
what tak de rhythm? sex?
DeleteNo, soccer...
DeleteSungguh uncouth punya anak ini
ReplyDeleteini panggil lurus ok... tak yah cover cover semua... lollllllll :)
DeleteKalau takyah cover then tunjuk muka lengchai awak tu lerr... Berapa inci skali kerr.. Ehems
Deletenak jugak tengok.. lol.. sial... hahahaha.. tunggu i datang sg ok..
DeleteWahaha! The matrep in Tuls come out la sial! Lol
Deleteplease ar... i sopan santun one ok.. seorang budiman... dont use such label on me prease... its so degrading statusku... urgh...
DeleteYa lor so atas of course cannot be matrep.. Study kat Brittain eh ini barang baik
Deleteplease arr.. im just a normal human being, it doesnt set me apart just because im here! lol... stereotype la ni panggil.. lol.. i sekedar manusia biasa, tak selain daripada kamu dan lain lain.. peluang to datang UK is my rezeki la and i thank for that to happen thats all :)
Deleteok last day to revise for this sohai module.. fighting!! :)
Hahah, can go make "penis shape" mooncake, in time for the celebration.
ReplyDeleteYour backside become the mould.
Lol...
cannot leh... later overseas and bakers cottage come sue me stealing all their customers...
DeleteYou sell in UK. I think should be alright.
DeleteLotus-paste filling please. Thank you.
lotus ??? i ask guanyinma supply me with that!! i watch too much monkey god journey to the west! lolllllll hahahahaha...
Deletewah... sure anot wo..
ReplyDeleteyou try liao you tell me la thanks my prince! :)
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