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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Chinese Valentines Day...

this was what i heard from the good old days that on the 15th day of the new chinese lunar calendar, virgin girls(then) will go up the hill/mountain and throw oranges with their details written on the outside into the river and men will then be picking and choosing it downstream, to court or not to court after that is unknown...

lol...

thats the whole orange shit thing i heard la..

so i was talking to my young and cute friend in malaysia and...

aiyor, last day of chinese new year liao... faster go throw orange!!

lol throw durian...

durian sakit o....

tahan lasak ma... see who's gonna get durian... sure ong for one day...

it cracked me up for a good 5 minutes omgosh... but seriously lor if throw orange will easily get eaten by bats along the way and shit, throw durian got defence mechanism all! lolll.... so i was trying to convey the message after that to my mum during skype..

mum, happy chap goh meh.... got go dating or not!!

date your head...

go la throw durian, more lasak...

throw rubbish got la...

OMGOSHHH!!! crack me up another 5 minutes i laugh non stop! funny funny things happen la... might not be funny here but when i was typing that instant it was kegelakan tergila!! hahahahaha...

happy valentines day to the ones who did celebrate..

for those who are waiting for the ang mo version... soon la.. another monthweek(oops, sorry! thankss Jason!! i thought today is the first day of cny... haih... my brain abit shingz edi) to go...

so, did anyone threw anything into the klang river to make it more polluted? :)

forever young and cute,
tuls


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24 comments:

  1. JasonFebruary 7, 2012 at 12:28 AM

    ang moh version valentine another week only! where got another month~?

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    1. tulsFebruary 7, 2012 at 8:35 PM

      that one i seriously damn blur wey... hahahahahaha... *hugs* i miss you jason!! :)

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  2. soul232February 7, 2012 at 12:55 AM

    yeah, u cant try it with most river in malaysia, later got clouded by all the rubbish in the river >_< unless u go to some ulu places where the river still crystal clear..huhu xD

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  3. Naughty PrinceFebruary 7, 2012 at 2:19 AM

    i got go and see in ipoh de...
    but i didn't went there to throw lo...
    jz walk walk and see fireworks...

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    1. tulsFebruary 7, 2012 at 8:38 PM

      hahahahahahaha... you go there kutip is it? lollllll...

      ah........ i miss ipoh la.. all the food and everything.. :) my dim sum... my seafood.. my chicken rice... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

      naughty prince i want to eat all thoseeeeeeeeeee!!

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  4. malimoFebruary 7, 2012 at 2:22 AM

    later your mandarin got busuk cepat lah, its polluted river wat?

    throw yourself, if you're YnC or drop dead gorgeous someone will pick u up la

    XD XD XD

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    1. tulsFebruary 7, 2012 at 8:39 PM

      hahahahaha.. babi!!!!!!!!!!!!

      i got deep waterphobia one so i die die also wont masuk!! :)

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  5. ooi2009February 7, 2012 at 2:25 AM

    is monash a far away from melawati ? and is sunway a good place to live ? need ur help on that ...and u put an indian guy at the cover ....i must marry u ler...very non-cinapek !

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    1. tulsFebruary 7, 2012 at 8:41 PM

      monash is far la from melawati!! like two different ends la..

      sunway used to be a good place to live, now its quite congested liao like seriously congested the peak times you can just kill yourself... i live there all my life so yup, it is a good place to live!! cos apa apa pun ada!! the bus stops right in front of my house so i keluar je rumah can sampai KL dah.. loll....

      .. haha.. that amir khan damn hotz la cannot tahan plus his young and cute features.. me loves!!! :)

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  6. WilliamFebruary 7, 2012 at 2:38 AM

    Sekarang ni mana ada buang dalam sungai... tasik la.

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    1. tulsFebruary 7, 2012 at 8:43 PM

      really arr? i rono wor... hahahahaha... tasik good la.. can recycle, ambik tak suka then throw balik! lolllllllllll...

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  7. DannyFebruary 7, 2012 at 4:12 AM

    i think throw artificial plastic orange better la.. tahan lasak, can float, and the best thing is .. can recycle next year.. happy Chinese v day to u :)

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    1. tulsFebruary 7, 2012 at 8:43 PM

      boomz! happy chap goh meh to you too! :) hihi...

      but the artificial plastic got permanent marker ink outside liao wor.. still can use meh?!!?!

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    2. DannyFebruary 8, 2012 at 2:06 AM

      unless u plant to change ur name and pindah-randah every year.. i think the permanent market on the orange is ok lorr... ;p

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    3. tulsFebruary 8, 2012 at 3:22 AM

      very true wor.. never thought of that... hm... maybe cos the fact that satu kali buang then boomz ada ong dapat ikan yang besar maybe! hahahahaha...

      anyway, hopefully this year will be a good year for you and despite you being you, someone would see you in his own way find your flaws attractive :)

      peace out!

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2012 at 4:26 AM

    we juz played with the wishing lantern, a lot more fun than throwing orange into the lake or river, LOL

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  9. Chen XingFebruary 7, 2012 at 5:22 AM

    Didn't throw.

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    1. tulsFebruary 7, 2012 at 8:44 PM

      i know... you jump in instead kan!? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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  10. peaceFebruary 7, 2012 at 12:34 PM

    throw orange in singapore river, wait police catch!

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    1. tulsFebruary 7, 2012 at 8:45 PM

      shingz! lolllll!! ok la that one understandable.. but takkan the police for you at the riverside? lollll

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  11. NinjaFebruary 7, 2012 at 4:53 PM

    here got no kolam/river if not i go kutip limau... XD

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  12. tulsFebruary 7, 2012 at 8:45 PM

    hahahahaha.. say la all beku how to throw! lolllllllll

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