new pinoy friend...

my grindr profile states that its only for dates and like the headline or about me inside is like asking anyone wanna go for a coffee or something like that..  anyway like my name thing is written only for dates and people still sending in messages asking for sex..

so i can conclude a few things about those people:

1. They dont understand english(knowing that their main and only language they learn since in their mum's uterine cavity is english so i think its not possible)..

2. They havent come across the other meaning of date, they thought its related to the day or some shit(got possible cos this word definitely needs quite high level of understanding...)

3. They were too mesmerized by my looks they ignored the words(cant really help it)

4. They just wanna try their luck(nah...)

5. They think we asians senang give in to their desire and needs cos we are the minority group here(well it makes us looks like unicorn but dont forget, we have horns, mine is exceptional huge so they will have to pass that..)

6. They think we are as horny as them... (maybe la.. lol)

so anyway.. i never usually reject people at first hello, cos thats just rude, but i will do it if everything stated in the profile doesnt match a certain criteria.. haha...

i did it once: sorry, youre just not my type.. just after him saying hello... then he replied it with a: thanks for being honest and not wasting my time..

so i was quite happy with that.. :)

the ones that i really hate are the ones with just a body pic and no details, being so mysterious i pun like wanna know more and so last night after a long tired night of revision i stop around 2am.. and then was chatting with this body profile, with no extra info and it lasted for a whole 2 hours..

it went something like a date kinda conversations and its kinda cute cos 10 mins after the conversation i asked for his pic and he gave but ask me for discretion and so i did but he was super cute...

haha.. he is a top but then later i found that there's a problem with the height.. he is like one metal ruler shorter than me!! tidak!!!

the conversation goes something like that:

*he sent his picture*

wow, youre so cute!!!! ... how young are you? (i know i damn hamsap flirt shit)

im 27..


cool... ideal enough... 


lol...


how tall are you? 


5'7..


WTHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!!


what why?!?!?! ha


i like my man tall... lol


well, its gonna be the same once youre on bed..


lol.. true.. but i still like my man tall..


well, height doesnt matter...


haha, STRICTLY FOR DATES ok!!! im not up for fun...

ok la although his first 30 minutes has got like the intention of having sex and all but after knowing that im not really eatable the talk just change into a friendly talk... he ask me about my past and i ask him about his, our journey so far here in the UK etc... and we started talking about my Mr6ft2 and all, and he was even supportive and like advising me and stuffs and it was actually pretty cool..

why are you being so kind? i thought you wanted my ass?


well..


is that your technique? be kind to me and then try to get my ass after that?


ha.. maybe...


well, its working... :) ok la i also fat hiao la...


lol...


but like, will you wanna date me? (i dont even know why i ask this shit even when really he is so short,  its his charm la..) maybe afte... 


omgosh.. i dowana make you like youre the second option you just did after Mr6ft2...


im sorry, i didnt mean to... 


ha.. no worries... 


dont be too happy till the state of delusional, you might not like him and vice versa since you both havent met each other yet..


true.. haha.. wait, its been an hour plus already, you sure im not disturbing you finding other meats to devour tonight?


nah... i like this...


me?


hmm......


well, im strictly only for dates :)


well, to me, if it comes it comes....


i used to go with the flow too, thats how i end up with my ex...

and then continue with the whole ex story......

his english was perfecto and its just nice, and vibrates at the same wavelength la the whole night...

haha.. but true la.. im kinda too hyped over this Mr6ft2 but maybe i shouldnt la.. but my hopes now is 0 just in case he doesnt turn out to be what i expect then at least wont be that bad.. aha..

but yea.. thats the story of my new found Pinoy friend in the Northeast! :)

this was last year when i first got here.. haha.. im thin like a stick then.. now bigger alil already and btw they are super tall!! very bel-ami material, very malimo's type! :) when can i be like that? lollll...