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Tuesday, January 17, 2012

asshole longgar!??!?

a crazy commenter asked me this:

i forgot to ask u ....i wanted to ask , since last time u kata u have had sex with lebih kurang 100 men ....is it true that the anus will no longer be tight?, does it mean that it will be difficult to retain berak , and it will just flow out ? just wanted to ask that , coz a doctor once told me that guys who have anal a lot , will lose their tightness..

firstly to clarify, i dont think i said i had sex with 100 men.. im not sure about the figure la.. just dont ask that.. lol...

and about the tightness... hm.. i can say that mine is still amatla tight..

just imagine your asshole is a ring of muscles that contracts and relaxes!! it shuts tight when there is shit in it.. thats why when you fart when there is shit there wont be any sound and its deadly whereas when there is no shit in it it will relax and the wind can just BOOOOT out from your "sifat"!!

so.. back to the tightness... it depends on the dick size la!!!

everytime you have sex thousands of cells die... due to friction, slamming, rimming, thrusting, toying etc...

you abuse more, your cells die more lor..

but the miracle thing is that our skin cells regenerate very fast lor to compensate the loss..

anyway... *one big round*...

the point is..

you are literally FUCKED by your own SHIT everyday...

so imagine your SHIT size.. if your dick size is lebih kurang your normal shit size then i dont think your hole will be longgar that fast la...

unless your dick is like my favourite ANTONIO BIAGGI!!

*picture removed - i dowana have that user content pop out thing.. lol*

omgosh... if im his bf and i have sex with him everyday within one year i will have anus prolapse!!






ive never heard of any gay men having that problem and actually its quite rare i think for it to just drop out like that..

the same goes to the vagina..

as long as your muscle is doing its job youre fine...

by the time that happens i think most of us also die liao... or maybe by then sex isnt that important anymore..

lets say 70? you prolly wanna go travelling or just join some social support group and end your life after that...

so..

dont worry about it!!

go and have it.. enjoy sex!! but make sure you do it with your loved ones* terms and conditions apply!

*doesnt apply to SLUTS

xoxo
tuls
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26 comments:

  1. Brainy SmurfJanuary 17, 2012 at 12:02 PM

    woah, tuls.
    a hundred.
    that's a record.


    hat down.

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    1. tulsJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:32 PM

      seriously.. =.= dont make its such a big thing please thanks bye..

      lol.. hat down my ass!! i feel so old la like that!! hahahahaha

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  2. NinjaJanuary 17, 2012 at 12:44 PM

    It all depends on individuals. Rectal prolapse is rather rare, more possible to have faecal incontinence. But this is still rarely caused by anal sex. (Unless excessive abusing of your rectal muscle.)
    So basically we have internal and external anal sphincter, where the external anal sphincter is one of the very strong piece of muscles in human body. Your rectum is dilated when there is something passes through eg faeces, foreign bodies, and it closes when nothing is there.
    You're more likely to get rectal prolapse due to ageing, long term constipation, long term straining during defecation (poo) ie sitting too long on toilet bowl, reading or playing ipad/iphone while poo-ing. And you have higher chance to get haemorrhoids/piles and bleed like hell.
    So, do everything in moderate and enjoy your life. If you want, do Kegel exercise when you are free. ie the repeated contraction and relaxation of your pelvic floor muscle (imagine when you need to push the last piece of shit out, or last few drops of urine out). It increases muscle tone and apparently it improves sex life by increasing size+intensity of erection.

    LOL sorry for crapping alot here XD

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    1. tulsJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:33 PM

      thanks for the extensive addition :) where are your references?!?! i fail you!! lol..

      *hugs*

      ninja is back!!!

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  3. Mr ETJanuary 17, 2012 at 1:05 PM

    the common misconception...... /.\

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    1. tulsJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:34 PM

      betul tu... my asshole is very ketats ya ampunnnnnnnn!! too long dint kena jolok already.. haih.........

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  4. J-boyJanuary 17, 2012 at 1:08 PM

    Licky licky yum yum!! that sure is a nice thick dick...

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    1. tulsJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:35 PM

      i know kan!! i admire him for very long time liao.. as in the dick, not entirely him la.. hahahaha... and my rafael alencar... gosh he is hot hot hot!!! :)

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  5. Chen XingJanuary 17, 2012 at 3:00 PM

    Thousands of cells die...so sinful to have sex.

    :(

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    1. tulsJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:36 PM

      then dont have it lor since you so love your body.. lol :)

      water dragon my ASS!!

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  6. UnknownJanuary 17, 2012 at 3:32 PM

    -________-" no comment... D:

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    1. tulsJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:37 PM

      actually i wanted to email you geh.. but im rushing for assignments.. catch you some other time k.. :) haha..

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    2. UnknownJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:50 PM

      it's ok.. :) take ur time. :D

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  7. malimoJanuary 17, 2012 at 4:27 PM

    100 men? wah... err... benci benci benci...
    anyway, so it will not longgar yah

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    1. tulsJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:38 PM

      =.= goshhhhh... dont benci me prease..

      anyway, you interested??! wanna lapor diri or not!!? i got tuls branch in sydney!! hahahaha...

      and yup.. it will not longgar that cepat la 40 years later maybe!?!?!.. and even if longgar it also wont drop out like that la.. hahahah...

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  8. rotiboyJanuary 17, 2012 at 5:04 PM

    I think it's still different from shitting. When we shit, the shit will only pass through the anus once. But when having anal sex, the penis needs to be consistently rubbed against the anus. The degree of damage to the anus is definitely a lot more than when passing motion or even when having constipation...

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    1. tulsJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:39 PM

      yes yes! you are correct!! of course you are right but thats just a simplified version of the story.. hahaha..

      i miss rotiboy.. here wanna find hot cross bun also damn susah...

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    2. rotiboyJanuary 18, 2012 at 4:15 PM

      Rotiboy is more commonly known as Mexican buns outside Malaysia~

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  9. anon1nymous1January 17, 2012 at 7:33 PM

    ... and play safe...

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  10. ooi2009January 18, 2012 at 12:57 AM

    who was that crazy commenter ?! but i heard the bigger the package is the better it feels?

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    1. Mr ETJanuary 18, 2012 at 12:21 PM

      Try first, then u know... hehehehe

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    2. tulsJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:41 PM

      youre the crazy commenter la!! hahahaha...

      nope la.. its not that de.. :)

      anyway.. thats another blog post..

      @whizkid ~ hehe.. nice one...

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  11. malimoJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:29 AM

    ooi2009: package size doesnt matter much (unless if its super tiny) most ppl dun wanna have supersize in there, but then it's about preferences. it's the ability of the user matter more I guess.

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    1. tulsJanuary 18, 2012 at 1:42 PM

      ability of the user, true true.. but must have a certain length also la.. too small no matter how power you push or twist or turn also no use.. hahahaha

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    2. malimoJanuary 18, 2012 at 2:19 PM

      that's why super tiny is an exception case, then you need size le

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