water dragon come my way!!!

there are 12 different creatures in the chinese calendar.. namely SU NIU HU TU LONG SHE MA YANG HOU JI GOU ZU.. thats how the chinese hafal it.. which are RAT COW TIGER RABBIT DRAGON SNAKE HORSE GOAT MONKEY COCK BITCH PIG..

and each creature has five of its kind, WATER FIRE EARTH METAL WIND if im not mistaken... see even creature also wanna element element all, so avatar kinda shit..

so anyway...

this year is said to be the WATER DRAGON year..

if direct translation from the TULSIONARY, WATER DRAGON = DIARRHEA which is not a pleasant and desirable thing so i dowana interpret it that way...

erm.. lemme see..

hm..

k la...

May the Water Dragon year give me WET WET DOWN THERE BY A DRAGON can? lolllllllllllll!!!

hahaha...

anyway i would like to take this opportunity to wish all chinese around the world a happy healthy prosperous new year!! if you're a bit fair and perasan then its also dedicated to you la ok.. if youre dark then i cant help you la but some chinese are super dark but... erm.. anyway...

may all of you wet wet down there by big dragons ok..

and lastly before going... this is for you!! the boomziest thing ive ever seen!!

prease interpret it sankyou!! :)

xoxo

tuls

 

ps: if you get it then you are boomz!!

for those who dont get it, it means "long ma jing shen" = dragon horse "jing shen".. there is no such english word for jing shen.. jing shen = feeling fresh, awake?, good libido kinda shit?!!?

but in this context, its wishing all of you good health and vitality i guess, so yea!! muacks you guys!! :)