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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

big palms on me...

i got personal masseur! :)

hehe..

his name is KEITH! lollll...

i always give people massages, grandma la, aunty la, mother la, brother, workmates, friends la etc and its really nice to be massaged cos you can see on their faces how much they enjoyed..

now, i get to experience that like! NAKED! loll.. hahahaha...

his palm is twice of mine and like when he pushes from my butt up all the way to my neck with those big firm palms with the help of johnson's baby oil omgucci the feeling is better than sex!

he is now in London working and will only be back during the weekend..

i still have reports to habis! so ngam la, at least both of us are occupied... :( cant wait for the weekend to come as i plan to make us homemade dinner! hehe.. he loves to eat and loves food and so far i havent detect anything that he doesnt like yet through thorough screening interrogation! lol...

his place is like the typical bachelor punye rumah, the kitchen was a mess but after having the housewife tuls in for a day, hehe, sudah clean and tidy jadiknyer at a glance.. lol.. but more to arrange inside the cupboards etc.. and more raw material to get cos he is kinda surviving on can food and pasta thingy and sauce(vomit)... lol .. i aint pasta person sorry... i tong nasi ok! lol..

so this weekend, hm... i will make us... erm..... hot bean tofu with mince pork, steam pak choi with oyster sauce and fried garlic, and... erm... king prawn omelet with cheese! :) hehe.. ok la.. settle!! lol..

hopefully jadi la.. or maybe i'll think of other stuffs to cook! :) im good at cooking so many things *flips hair*...


19 comments:

  1. Wa.. All ingredients can boost the heat levels! And you can add oyster to the list if you want extra oomph! For a mind blowing and orgasmic weekend ahead! Lol!

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    1. hahahahaha... i memang hot one so must boost lagi! muahahahahha... and oyster here difficult to get fresh ones.. lol.. my area not the oyster area.. lol..

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  2. So de cepat jadi housewife...

    Kena ingat jaga kulit tau, pakai losyen selepas kerja dapur...

    Hubby suka pegang itu tangan kecik, licin dan lembut...

    Hahahahaha

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    1. yes sir! ??? lol.. wah ini tips daripada orang yang berpengetahuan ni, kena jot down!!!

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  3. omgggg can join silai groupies jor~~~~ xD!!!

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    1. hahahahaha... you sure you want to recruit me? it will be fun and awkward if you know what i mean.. hahahaha... maybe awkward wont be the right term, more like ....*exhale*....... :)

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    2. A la~ join silai groupies jer bukan association tuh :P

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    3. yahor... sorry la i perasan wanna become exclusive ma.. its ok, i create a silai association in UK! muahahahahahah... lolllllllllll

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    4. jason dah create branch kat UK la xD

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    5. -.- ok lor.. i pay membership fee lor...

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  4. he massage ur ass he tahu ur ass pernah kena tusuk byk kali ?

    why u boleh dapat ? i tak boleh sex pun !

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    1. well, to be honest we never talk about it before... haha... :p
      you tak leh sex, then you try harder ! :)

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  5. Awwwwwwww.... Another jelly-fying post!! :3

    Happy suri rumah-ing ;)

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    1. i cant not be a suri rumah full time one, i will feel stupid one.. lol... hahahaha... unless i invented some super drug and no need to work also got money coming in then different story la..:)

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  6. Can't wait to see the yummy dishes !!

    :)

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    1. eeeeeeeeee... must take picture arr? i shy...

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  7. Ding dong, housekeeping lol.

    And the last item on your menu is missing. Tuls accompanied with ice cream

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    1. omgosh.. thanks for reminding!! i will make banana split!! thanks thanks!!

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