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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

witnessing live cage sexy times!!

exams finally over and done with last thursday and so is(hopefully) my degree life!

i feel so old to just finish my degree now.. like seriously.. but whatever..

so saturday night keith and I joined tom and jerry for a nightout in the city, getting wasted(them) and just have fun.. lol.. its not my kinda thing but i just tag along... i dont drink konon...

im gonna skip to the last pub we go to, as i blog before this pub has a "VIP" lounge downstairs and "things" happen down there, keith and i were too full to drink anymore, him and his cider and me and my coke, lol and so i suggested why not we go down and check it out since the first time we came i was so nervous i didnt really "check" the place out..

haha.. and so keith brought me down...

we went into the first "area", it was smaller than I thought it would be, but there was no action whatsoever.. there were just guys waiting inside...

the second area, was very dark, keith peeped inside and said: oh yea, there's definitely something going on inside!!

i was too scared to peep cos im afraid guys will touch my face when i peep and those hands dont know touch what before and so i didnt peep... im so useless! hahahaha...

anyway..

so we just lepak at the common lounge outside the two "areas".. there was a bar and 2 cages with a few standing tables kinda thing... keith and i just lepak there for awhile, and as we are about to leave the area, a waiter brought a twink to one of the cage, opens it and the twink went in...

at first i didnt realize what was happening and then he started to strip and omgoshhhhhh.. i was like wtf.. is this really happening?

i mean this area is not secluded whatsoever, its like open... and i thought stuffs like this only happen in amsterdam or some shit.. lol.. and i was omgosh...

think he is in his early 20s, definitely younger than me..

at that time there were 3 asian twinks hanging about that area too, omgoshhhh... two of them went by the cage and started groping that twink...

my brother instantly erected..

like omgosh i was so hard i whisper to keith: omgosh this is such a turn on... REALLY? uh huh....

keith was just hugging me and we were just watching.. hahahahaha...

it was getting all intense after that, one of the asians took his dick out and cageboy started sucking him.. and the other asian cannot tahan he jumped into the cage..

the cage is situated horizontally on the floor and 1 person fits in perfectly, 2 person in it they cant even turn.. lol.. and i hate cages on foor where the person needs to crawl in.. ahahaha.. maybe cos im not that flexible.. lol..

anyway, things were so heated up i was like omgoshhhhhhh... at first it was just keith and I and that other asian friend, mana tau after that the cage was kinda surrounded, everyone was just looking... and like.. it was so fired up after that they came out from the cage and there were so much groping, jerking, sucking, kissing and like with ugly dirty old geezers and young twinks and like my mind was just thinking of one thing at that time: SEXUAL TRANSMITTED DISEASE!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

oh well...

it was a fun night and i even had a dirty thought when the boy was still in the cage and I whispered to keith: i feel like pissing on him...

oh... i didnt know youre into that kinda thing...

haha... well... its.... i dont know..... lol..

hahaha...

but it will totally spoil the fun for all of them if i were to done that!

a lil sneak pic...




Tuesday, May 14, 2013

things i like about Keith...

lol, i want to do a series on this... see boleh capai brapa banyak! :)

so Number 1, he change his sheets every 2 weeks! never fail.

wow!!

more gangho than my mum!!

our sohai weather in malaysia so teruk have to change more often kan? tidak.. i think i change once a month in msia

this cooling weather in UK also he change every 2 weeks, this one i really feel very comfy...

so, i give medal! :)

he puts loads of conditioner and it smells realllllll good!!

this one his mumma really taught him well.. hahahahaha...

exam thursday, everyone add oil for me k! muacks!!



Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Lapan Mei...

seeing fellow Leonut's post saying that he is celebrating his blog's second anniversary made me realize that mine is another year older than his.

Three years liao... and still blogging.. haha.. so rare la..

when i was younger i dont like writing karangan, i dont really like to write at all, my writing skills are limited, tenses and grammar all kelam kabut one, haha.. and pieces that i wrote are usually bland and dull, i dont really know how to create suspense and bring emotions to what i write, usually la, but.. haha.. oh well...

they say blogging and writing more could improve your writing bla bla bla nonsense.. hahaha.. how would someone improve with this kinda writing, without apostrophes, no letter casing whatsoever and the whole post is filled with HAHAHAHAHAHAs -.-

but this is definitely a place where i can pen down anything and everything and I can dont really care what people say..

so, lets have a toast!


........

this is to HOPEFULLY another year of crazyboomzier me and posts filled with those! hahahahaha...

Happy Third Anniversary Bloggie.


Saturday, May 4, 2013

mumma says mumma says NIAMA LA mumma says!

during the winter days, before makan, keith will always take the plates and put by the fire place to warm them up..

mumma says, you need to warm them up before eating, that way the food wont get cold when it touches the plate

-.- seriously -.- ...............





and when i boil rice using normal pot, i will wash the rice and put the water and turn on the gas stove to boil it but...

mumma doesnt do it that way.. mumma always boil the water first before putting the rice in...

-.- well, im not your mumma, do you wanna do the rice instead? cooking alone is alot of work already, you do the rice ok?

awww!! youre evil, its been a long week at work you know..

-.- well, if youre not gonna do the rice then shut the fuck up!!

attitude!! ATTITUDE AGAIN!!

ok, im not gonna cook!

hahahahahaha... then he purapura come pujuk me from behind...

-.- its not gonna work...





so every SATURDAY morning he will usually bring us peanutbutter jelly toast and nescafe gold blend to our bed and wake me up to makan one..

but after finish makan and all i will bring down and cuci la as usual, the maid kan...

BUT KAN, THE KITCHEN WILL BE FIlLED WITH BREADCRUMBS ONE LOR... AND THE PEANUTBUTTER AND THE MARMALADE WILL BE LEFT OPEN AND ON THE TABLE..

-.-

Keith, did mumma not teach you to wipe the table after preparing food?

what? *acting stupid*

did mumma not teach you how to use a cloth?

what?? what what???  i cant hear you.... *tune volume of tv up*

mummas not doing a good job Keith... 

attitude!! ATTITUDE!!!!

*rolleyes*

Thursday, May 2, 2013

angmoh no understand chingchong part 1...

i think this would be a good series.. there will be lots of occasion where what we say doesnt make sense to the angmohs.. i shall pen down any that happens!! :)

this happens when Keith came back from work in the midlands..

hey, youre back!! hows work?

work was fine... hows studies?

-.- boring...................

any mails?

yup... 

and so he read the mails and one of them was for an election of some sort...


oh, there's an election going on..


here too?


yup...


when?


today..


what? are you going?


yes... its just 10 mins down the road anyway..



hm... well i need to go to tescos to get some stuffs, you wanna go vote before or after we go tescos?


well, i'll go vote now and we'll go after that ok?


alright.. drink some water before you go...


huh?


?????????? err.. drink some water before you go...


huh? why do i need to drink some water?


-.- no, fucking just go, dont drink... 


O.O




i think i was brought up in an all year hot and humid climate cuntry where people tend to sweat alot and lose water and our parents tend to nag us to drink more water and keep ourselves hydrated at all times.. but to "some" angmoh.. i dont know whether can i generalize this but like they dont get it! and i dont even know whether do they drink any water at all -.-

and so!!, i cannot use this kinda thingy at home cos he wont understand the story behind it.. hm.. maybe i should explain why did i fucking ask him to drink some water..

am i being motherly?

before going out, momma always say: be careful ok, drink more water arr, stay away from back alleys arr boy, dont go out until so late arr, dangerous ok!! if not coming back must tell me arr!! 


im not that bad am i? i just use one of those motherly directional words.. lollllllll