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Saturday, September 7, 2013

no sex threats...

today morning surprisingly when i woke up from bed, there he is, standing there with breakfast... :) well, its not something special but well, its nice to eat something that you dont need to make it yourself..  even though its just coffee and toastANYWAY.........

WOW, breakfast!!! i havent even ask and you made breakfast!! awww.....

what do you mean!!!

:) that a first!!

and so we ate while watching ugly betty thats on tv.. although i think we watched that a million times.. lol..

once finished entah mengapa Keith has a hard on..

what are you doing? what is that?!?!?

well, i cant help it!!!

no, im not ready!!!

what do you mean youre not ready?!?!?! you fart-ed all night long, it must be empty for all those air to come out 

-.-

well, ok, only if you wash all these(pointing to the plates and cups used for breakfast)

what do you mean?!??!

well, no sex then....

you know i dont do domestic housework!! 

-.- no sex for a month!!!

HUH!!??!?! awww man... jeez youre cruel!!!

-.- no sex for a year, bye!!!


i think im old liao.. haih... time passes so quickly.. ive been here for 2 years already... so much had happened.. it would be our 55th month together if bubu and I were still together.. haha..

and yes, i still do miss him..

thoughts just come and go, its not something i can control..

haha..

anyway, summer is coming to an end!! yes!!! i cant wait for winter to come!!! God bless america!!


18 comments:

  1. so? what's the ending for the story? sex? or?...

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    1. in the end i gave in and did the dishes and went out to get groceries from nearby town and then come home and do maid duties lor.. sex was done later that night lol

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  2. God bless america?!?!?! WTF!!!
    I too much influence liao! :P
    So kesian Keithy! You are a big bully. :P

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    1. dont perasan arr.. siao kia knn... i bully?? cipet, he bully me got la!!!

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  3. Yea, what happen next?

    wash dishes?

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    1. i wash lor apparently :( he did laundry one round la got help me push in and press start but i havet o take it out and sai lor... bencz..

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  4. What a random blogpost. But then again, it's actually not that random after all.

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    1. this is the life of a married couple, always fight for no reason.. lol.. but not yet hate, if got the hateful feeling that means something wrong liao.. hahaha...miss you DCG..

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  5. Where's the moral of the story? Haha

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    1. The moral is to ensure a relationship works, both must work, together. But I think the post isn't just about that. But then, only tuls knows why this post was blogged ;p **3 8 mode on**

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    2. the moral of the story is, if you dont like to do domestic housework, whatever no sex threat also no use one

      the second moral of the story is, even threaten someone you love never works..

      the third moral of the story is, get a bf who does domestic housework.. unless youre like me who indulges in cleaning.. wait, thats not the word, erm... who enjoys? no... who doesnt mind cleaning! yea.. thats the word.. lol..

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    3. I thought the moral of the story is - do and get f***, don't do also get f***, so just do it and don't ask too much!

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  6. I thought your chute is forever ready for action!

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    1. i wish too but sadly no.. lol.. hahhahhah.. i dont flush anymore, so will only do it when its naturally flushed!! lol...

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  7. the story ends in.. the toilet? kitchen? bedroom ? balcony ? haha

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    1. story ends in kitchen la, i wash dishes ma lol... my internet sucks

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  8. after u did the dishes, Keith, the plumber, cleared the pipes for you - now that's housework too! ;p

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    1. lol... so easy hor for him.. my pipe bocor oo....

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