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Wednesday, December 18, 2013

sex conversation...

this post is inspired by Kiddystick's SEXASATION.


new sex couples are usually more verbal, more tolerable, more naive, more understanding, more intense... impressions are quite intense at the first round so we kinda wanna give out our best first impression during sex so that the other party would want it more in the future.. partners would usually tolerate imperfections(pain, smell, sweat, lighting, voices, surrounding) more during the first few times... having said that, they usually will come prepared with fancy perfumes, clean shaved body, lots of lube, maybe douched etc..

humans we learn from experience and usually sex would get better over time as we know each other's pleasure points and what not to do kinda thing..

talking about basic words that are uttered during sex, i only can come out with the following..... and oh, this is from a bottom's point of view la k.. the list is not exhaustive so feel free to add in the comments below ok..


ahhh eeeee iiiii ooooo uuuu(depends on individual moans)....
fuck me...
harder,...
slow down...
deeper....
yea baby...
ah.... slow down tiger...
thats soooo deeep... ahh.....
where do you wanna cum? 
cum all over me!!!
in my mouth!!
im gonna cum im gonna CUM AHHHHHH!


after being in a relationship long enough, you will be surprise on what conversation surfaces during sex..


ahhh ahhhh.....hey, what do you wanna have for breakfast tomorrow morning...
hey, i just realize you got a mole on your arm...
fuck.. fuck.. fuck... ouch, it hurts, told you to go slow before this right?!!
lets try something else, im quite tired squating...
are you coming soon? no? hm... can we continue it later? my ass is sore...
i like it when you do it sideways, can you just keep it at that position please...
ouch, ouch, wrong hole wrong hole... no no no.... ...do you wanna switch on the lights?


or maybe sometimes.. sex doesnt even happen....


sorry, im not ready for sex tonight...
havent shit yet, feeling stuffed, tomorrow la...
im quite tired... maybe tomorrow...
i got no mood... tomorrow la...
i cum 4 times today already while youre at work, hm... maybe tomorrow...


anyone of you had kinda similar conversations before? hahahaah... care to share!!??

tell me those arent just me? i dont know la... lol

16 comments:

  1. I feel weird talking dirty while having sex. I don't get it why caucasian love to do that in that sense.
    But I got really turned on by talking dirty to me, especially a husky sexy voice.

    my usual line would be : "fuck me harder and deeper .. yeah .. oh fuck .. yeah .. that's right."

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    1. hahahahaha.. harder and deeper! lol.. but the ones i get, no need to go deeper cos very deep liao! lol... so usually i will leave that out! lol.. hahahahaha... talking dirty if not too excessive its ok one i think.. lol.. if too much quite yer.....

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    2. Oh, imagine if you have someone talking dirty in hokkien or Cantonese or some cina dialect... Hmmmm.... Lol!

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  2. Ahhhh eeeee iiiii oooooo uuuuuu wahahahahahahha omg!!!!

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    1. lol.. memang ma.. different people moan differently.. lol...

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    2. ahhh... We are getting there finally!
      eeee... So huge!!!!
      iiiii... So pain!!!!
      ooooo... Yes! Yes! Yes!
      uuuu... So messy!!!

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    1. through 7 years of experience... so, boleh tahan la ....

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    1. hahahahahahahaha... hello mr Legend! long time no see!! i miss you so much! :) new sex couple... :)

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  5. Hmmm you've covered just about everything a bottom needs to say during sex hahaha! :P

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    1. lol... you should know.. :) my sister....

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  6. what about "ehhhh, are you in yet?"

    lol!

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    1. lol!! i did fake it once, i wasnt that bad, but i learn from experience and never have sex with guys below a certain length or girth cos i know its gonna waste my time.. lol

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  7. while having fun...

    me: let's get ourselves lamb chop later?
    bf: cannot liao la i am eating a pork chop right now!!!


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