you again... TULS..

the YOU AGAIN story really crack me up last night, haha, thinking what is my own YOU AGAIN scenario in life and this is what i can say..

my You Again scene happened in the Gym..

back when i was still a slut, i would be alert all the time for any potential fling sometimes even stalking them.. hahaha.. not to the extent of like following them everywhere they go la but i would like go to the machine beside the entrance of the changing room and observe people going in and out of it..

sometimes when i was working out pun dah dapat signals.. by following signals i will end up in the changing room  then to the sauna and then to the cubicles :) hehe.. but if tak dapat signals, i will definitely end up observing any potential fling(plu-s like us has high sixth sense power to detect our own kind with an accuracy of 99.5% rate.. cheh wah perasan...) that goes into the changing room and will slowly trail them, stripped and go to the sauna(testing and elimination round) and wait, just in case.. haha..

when he dint turn up after 5 mins waiting in the sauna, thats when the 0.05% of inaccuracy took place, the probable things that might happen is:

0. he came in, refill his bottle and left...
1. the guy is fucking hot but straight(i doubt so)...
2. he is rushing to go somewhere so he went shower straight..
3. he dint know about the touch and go(i made that up.. or is there such a process?) process in the sauna..
4. he is waiting in the shower cubicle..
5. he is doing it with someone else..
6. he is not interested in fling-ing(20% chances)
7. his bf is around.. :)

usually after working out, with or without signals, i will go into the sauna for the touch and go process lor.. stay there for a max of 10 mins, then out to the cubicle to wash my sweat off, the cubicles are designed in a way where you can see the person opposite your shower room and its adjacent cubicle.. hehe.. usually will go to the end cubicle la..  thats where the you again scene happens.. across my shower cubicle..

sometimes i will end up seeing the same guy from last week that i hate cos he dint give you a good time in the shower, thats when it spoils my mood and i will proceed back to the sauna and go for another round after that hoping he will leave by the time i get back and scout for other potential flings along the way.. sometimes i will be at the shower area for hours especially when im horny, im such a slut right? i know.. whatever la..

sometimes i will end up seeing the same guy that rocks my ass off, hoho... 2 things can happen after that, its either we have a "rerun" or he is just not into me anymore and just end up being like me going out of the shower room and away.. thats even better.. its so exciting sometimes to just be in the shower "showering" and whenever someone passes by or enters the cubicle in front of you, your heart beats fasten hoping that a hot fuck would be in there and hope for some sexy time!! haha...

most of time its sexy.. it usually starts and ends there and then.. no communications at all.. sometimes when it too good to be true, i would talk a lil and most of them would say that they are in a relationship already, such a slut man me, and the fling as well la so slutty to even fling after in a relationship.. im definitely not a relationship destroyer la but what the hell man right.. now thinking back makes it sounds so exciting although its technically wrong.. haha..

oh well..

stupid you again scenarios..

thats my clones!! hahahahahah....