beautiful easter sunday...

its a beautiful easter sunday and Keithy and I decided to go for a walk down quayside..

lol..

nothing romantic la but good sun for the first time after 5 6 months!! :)

hopefully spring is finally here la...

Easter Sex = Inception of arthritis

so it was easter day, technically its still freaking easter right now..

went down to the quayside to get some fish for us cos technically, as what Keith told me, wait, i dont think he is that religious la but he says that its when jesus feeds 5000 with just a fish =.= bitch please.. i know that story since i was fucking 6 and that version is just different and i never thought that it happens on easter...

anyway..

the fish and chip shops are crazy! people are lining up at every fish and chip shop in the country just to get some fish =.=

the lines are like H&M opening in KL, or that Uniqlo shit.. remember the lines? omogsh.. kill yourself!

anyway..

since Jesus feeds the poor on this day, i decided to feed my poor Keith too...

we had sex in the morn, noon and like now.. and i can say my tank is really empty and for the first time my dick isnt sore..

cos usually if wank with hand and fingers, the foreskin will somehow get worn off really quick and it stings to wank! lol...

and cos im doing the controlling all the time, my knee are seriously killing me!

its as though i just did a knee job!

like i can feel arthritis kinda being induced and like if i continue on like this, i cant focus on studies and i will have full blown arthritis by 2015..

so...

now, im gonna go back to doing some revision...

i was revising for about 10 minutes just now and i couldnt help but think about sex and i think i got the crave over liao for the night..

i think once i graduate and there's nothing left in my mind to focus on, sex will be prioritized!!

till then, God Save Me! lol...

xoxo

Penisssssss!! How short wor?!?!

this post is kinda superficial and like very shallow lol.. beware! the size queen talking .. lololol


i was chatttttttting with a dear fellow bottom sister blogger and as usual, the sex topic will never be too far away and so we talked about dick length like..

as a bottom in bed, I think it is 100% important to be satisified sexually la kan, if not then kena tukar partner! NEXTTTTTTTTT! this one consider superficial ma? lol

anyway.. so we were talking about minimum dick length requirement ! hahahaa..

some of you will go :)

some of you will go -.-

some =.=

some ........................

but i know majority will be  :)
hahahahahaha.. perasan much..

anyway we were talking and i was kinda shocked with his answer... he said 4.5 inches!! and i told him for me have to be at least 6 and with a certain width...

cos like i can just use my finger to do myself instead if so cute cos my hole need to be strechteh(however you spell it) to be stimulated !

maybe his hole very tight kot... thats why 4.5.. i pernah encounter one 4 dulu and i fake it the whole way... like THE WHOLE WAY!!! i was wondering when can he cum fast so i can go... so boring... lol.. sound so bitchy but its trueeeeee! lol..

another sister dari dunia ketiga was saying Skills come first then only size, but mati mati pun dia tak cakap size, and he versatile, i no like orang berversatile! lol.. maybe cos i jelly them .....

but to me, if no size, how skillful you are also no use one... and if you got size, but no skill? nevermind!! cos i power bottom i will mengeskill it myself! you just get it hard and i will do the job! muahahahahahahaha....

so...

whats your minimum requirement wor?!?!?! i wont judge! :) muahahahahaha....

 btw... i the thicker the better :) and like if got big big mushroom head is such a bonus! the first dickhead penetration is so WOW!!!! LOL.. im so horny now.....

spring break is here!

ok, after 2 weeks of intense war on the final year project battlefield, its finally over! like for good!! the fucking project is handed over and done for!

finals will be here in 5 weeks and i will need to buck up and give my final push for it!!

i have fucking 3 weeks of hols starting now and ive been having sex everyday -.- cos dah 2 weeks tak buat so macam sudah revirginized balik, it tore on the first time.. see... means i memang virgin, can let mum in law check for the red stain after the first night to prove my purity! loollol

anyways..

coming 5 weeks i will be fully dedicated to studies and sex in between!

cant wait for final year to be over with and start my adult life!! im still a child tau! *comb hair to the left with fingers*

funny conversation today morning with Keith.. we had sex for an hour then he "released" and got tired and slept for an hour ... i was just lying beside watching power rangers talking to MrHahhah then when Keith woke up from bed..

Keith : honey, im hard!

err... so?

you wanna have sex? *with that hamsap smile*

er.... no.

owh.. *fake sad face* ok, cuddle then!!

and so keep teasing my hole with his horny dick head, fine la, cuddle nia.. but to a point where i cannot tahan liao..

dear i need to go poo poo! bye!!

=.=

and after 4 mins i reappear in front of him naked...

dear, im empty! inside out!! *giving a suggestive big smile*

*big smile*... so...... you wanna have sex?

.........no.

then he laugh like hell...

stupid.. lol.. hahahaha..

i can feel the mitosis going on around my asshole! thousands and millions must have died for those sexsion 4 days in a row!

withdrawal symptoms my ass! lol..

its such a re... actually to be honest i dont know how to use relief and relieve.. its such a relief? or relieved? urgh.. can anyone help... or is it the same? lol..

but its such a relieved(f).. i feel so happy like.. a burden was lifted, have a friend back from the dead(thats how i put it).. surrounded by good friends, good company, good virtual support, good laughs, good sex, good experience sharing, good food, good dream, good feeling for the future.. listening to james morrison... bliss...

so anyway, im gonna go catch up on movies now.. i just realize how to use utorrent after having a mac for 2 years.. ok.. dont laugh.. im a tech noob period.. dont insult my blondness ok, cos im a dumb black.

ciao!

it happen faster than i thought...

-.-
hangat hangat tahi ayam...

ok la, fine, give him chance, multiple usage kan?... urgh...

erectile dysfunction scare!! hehe...

the past weekend Keith was out with his mates drinking and I was home doing assignments and like he came back tipsy and all but still was conscious and like i was so horny all alone at home doing nothing i cannot tahan liao so i did my lil striptease(for those who know me real life, dont imagine thanks.. :) ) and it got him turn on and I was like hallelujah lets do it...

5 seconds later...

-.-

his dick died...

and i was like....

see, drink more la.. youre not gonna get it up tonight...

and he was so afraid.. hahahahaha... then later he tried to get it hard for a few minutes and nope.. tak boleh... have to wait for the alcohol fully excreted from the body only he gain back his "tenaga batin"...

everything was normal after that la.. haha..

remember I made tiramisu for him and he brought it to his mum's place? so, on sunday, his mum made a whole apple rhubard thingy for ME, of course la she doesnt know me la, she wanted to give the person who did the tiramisu, but cos i was not with him ma, i went home ma and so this conversation took place...

dear, mum made apple rhubard for you... said i wasnt sure if you would like it...

huh? for me? WHAT?!?! SHE KNOWS?

youre the house warming...

-.- fine.... scare me...

but youre not here... you could have tried it...

-.- fine.. eat eat eat... you owe me one homemade rhubard!!! i hate you...

mum made such big portions, i tried eating your share, but i couldnt...

can you please dont stuff yourself... 

stuffed or not, all the same...

you will get indigestion mister...

gee...

it affects erection too, you dont want saturday to happen again dont you?

no way! cant!! ok, off loading, on the toilet!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

fine, i'll try, this weekend i'll cook a meal worth 2 days of food and you will have to finish it all in a meal, we'll see what happens to your dick...

youre scaring me again...

but how are you gonna lose weight if you dont control?

spring is here, i'll start exercising!!

:) excuses!!

well i told him before that if he wants to change for the better, he has to do it for himself, i say that to everyone i meet/met or those who seek for advice..

but i realize that deep down i want them to be motivated to change and by me saying this it would stir some emotion by adding about like, if you dont have this, then that wont happen kinda thing and like i feel like sometimes im indirectly or subconsciously forcing that someone to change...

then later that.. a few hours of realization i told Keith...

Dear, its fading away... went to the toilet, im skinny!! i feel healthy!!

dear dear, as long as you are happy ok, you dont have to lose weight...

cant help if i enjoy food..

-.-

im very happy cuddling you... :)

with that answer i think he didnt really take me seriously before, which is good! hahahahaha...

he bought a chin up equipment after that... the one that you hang on the door frame one... see la, that wont last long, hangat hangat tahi ayam one.. after 2 months it will be a jacket hanger, just you wait! lol...

the 5Cs in a gay's life!

im not kidding but there's a wikipedia page of 5c's of singapore where it list the materialistic Cs in a Singaporeans. lol.. Cash, Car, Condo, Credit card and Country club membership.

why so materialistic for what, now in turn i will create the 5Cs for the happiness of Gays! ok ma? ok!!!!!!

Cock

every gay man will definitely need a cock! no cock no life la! im wondering whether will i ever get bored of cock... maybe...................NOT! lol.. there are people out there that doesnt have sex, i salute them la, i think of sex every other hour, lolll,, i try la... hahahaha...

Camp

well, the urban dictionary says that camp is "floppy wrist", my camp is more like effeminatism.. like no matter how "straight acting" *rolleyes* you are, deep down there is surely a part in you that is crying out loud gentle or vulnerable that once triggered, would explode into beautiful rainbows!! :) you may look as tough and as strong butch from the outside, but only you know the campness in you! lol.. dont know make sense or not but i get it la..

and i hate gay guys who only want "straight acting" gays, there is no such thing as straight acting la com'on, the same goes to: that person is so gay, gay got one kind of look one meh? niama! but i also use it la kadang kala! lolllllll..

Cum

who enjoys cumming? *raise hand*

who enjoys shooting cum inside someone's mouth? *raise hand fingers vibrating*

who enjoys cumming all over his chest while riding a cock that hits the abcdefg-spot? *raise hands shaking palm vigourously*

who enjoys edging so much and shoot his whole week's load into someone else and ask that person to push it out and keep continue fucking? *put down hand - cos im the one who is pushing it out lol*

Couple

well, some people die alone, but inevitably we would want someone to be there through good and bad times and have good sextastic relationship, building lives together, being comfortable and just enjoy each other's company kan? well, thats all what we are looking forwards to! no? :)

Chlamydia

yup!

thats right!!!

im not kidding!!

the last C is for Chlamydia, some of you might go scratching heads thinking what the hell am i talking about.. haha...

Chlamydia is a bacterial infection transmitted through risky sexual activities that is curable! :) i think every gay guy need to get it cos:

1. It scares you

2. You will be so afraid of STD that you would think a few times before having random risky sex the next time

3. It teaches you to be a more responsible person in terms of sexual activities

4. You will then in return help others by sharing your experience and hoping that the future generation would play responsibly...but, dont think that will work without a scare, thats why chlamydia is essential! :)

i put chlamydia cos its also starts from C, so ngam! cannot put HIV cos that one too extreme liao, not curable also.. hihi...

so there you go! the 5 Cs! cock camp cum couple chlamydia agree ma?