erectile dysfunction scare!! hehe...

the past weekend Keith was out with his mates drinking and I was home doing assignments and like he came back tipsy and all but still was conscious and like i was so horny all alone at home doing nothing i cannot tahan liao so i did my lil striptease(for those who know me real life, dont imagine thanks.. :) ) and it got him turn on and I was like hallelujah lets do it...

5 seconds later...

-.-

his dick died...

and i was like....

see, drink more la.. youre not gonna get it up tonight...

and he was so afraid.. hahahahaha... then later he tried to get it hard for a few minutes and nope.. tak boleh... have to wait for the alcohol fully excreted from the body only he gain back his "tenaga batin"...

everything was normal after that la.. haha..

remember I made tiramisu for him and he brought it to his mum's place? so, on sunday, his mum made a whole apple rhubard thingy for ME, of course la she doesnt know me la, she wanted to give the person who did the tiramisu, but cos i was not with him ma, i went home ma and so this conversation took place...

dear, mum made apple rhubard for you... said i wasnt sure if you would like it...

huh? for me? WHAT?!?! SHE KNOWS?

youre the house warming...

-.- fine.... scare me...

but youre not here... you could have tried it...

-.- fine.. eat eat eat... you owe me one homemade rhubard!!! i hate you...

mum made such big portions, i tried eating your share, but i couldnt...

can you please dont stuff yourself... 

stuffed or not, all the same...

you will get indigestion mister...

gee...

it affects erection too, you dont want saturday to happen again dont you?

no way! cant!! ok, off loading, on the toilet!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

fine, i'll try, this weekend i'll cook a meal worth 2 days of food and you will have to finish it all in a meal, we'll see what happens to your dick...

youre scaring me again...

but how are you gonna lose weight if you dont control?

spring is here, i'll start exercising!!

:) excuses!!

well i told him before that if he wants to change for the better, he has to do it for himself, i say that to everyone i meet/met or those who seek for advice..

but i realize that deep down i want them to be motivated to change and by me saying this it would stir some emotion by adding about like, if you dont have this, then that wont happen kinda thing and like i feel like sometimes im indirectly or subconsciously forcing that someone to change...

then later that.. a few hours of realization i told Keith...

Dear, its fading away... went to the toilet, im skinny!! i feel healthy!!

dear dear, as long as you are happy ok, you dont have to lose weight...

cant help if i enjoy food..

-.-

im very happy cuddling you... :)

with that answer i think he didnt really take me seriously before, which is good! hahahahaha...

he bought a chin up equipment after that... the one that you hang on the door frame one... see la, that wont last long, hangat hangat tahi ayam one.. after 2 months it will be a jacket hanger, just you wait! lol...