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Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Grindr and related app slangs jargons and conversational cliches in Malaysia..

Hey pic

As per profile

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Hey, you ok? ( i was being british )

Huh ok? ( sometimes not ok = crazy, so my question would be a little bizarre in the malaysian crowd lol)

oh, i mean how are you doing? (oops)

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heya, you look cute, any other face pic?

no

BLOCKED

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heya, you look cute, any other face pic?

SENT PIC

BLOCKED

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heya

npnc

err.... what?

no pic no chat

oh... me or you?

you

but you dont have one either?

BLOCKED

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heya

hey

hey

hey

heya

hey

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what are you looking for here?

as per profile

READ

oh, chats and friends...

TB?

no TB

Top or bottom

oh, Bottom

want fun?

as per profile

BLOCKED

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CF?

er... used to...

come its fun...

err... but its in the middle of the night? its closed no?

huh?

the gym is open now?

only after that i realize CF is not celebrity fitness -.-

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FUN?

yea sure... do you accom?

what?

accom? do you accomodate?

what? your place free?

err... i was just asking you that.. no mine is not...

apparently accom is a UK thing? lol

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u chi?

err.. yes..

seek?

fun

u r t?

upper respiratory tract? infection ? what?

u r top?

oh, no bottom..

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whr u?

USJ...

oh btw im am stay sunway..

r u top or btm

bot you?

oh im straight act, im money boy

BYE

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hi want fun now?

sure..

your ass pic?

your dick pic?

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3 comments:

  1. LOL! the tb one is so funny! and what's cf??

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  2. haha.. cf = chem fun, erm,... i guess it would be sex with drugs kinda thing?

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