i shit dicks out omg!!!!

im not kidding..

its real!! :)

after that day's intercourse, i cant even shit the next day..

the following day, when i got the urge to poo poo, i sat down and out a dick came from my anus..

i was like: wow, was this the size of his dick? lolllllllllllllll...

basically my anus was stretched so much that it couldnt contract back in time and so the shit has form the shape of the dick that stretched my ass apart :)

so yay!!!

ive been shitting every two days once now and its the dick shape shit! hhahahahahahaha....

so cute omgosh!!

i wonder when will i get back my slim dragons... hahahaha...

xoxo

2 more days! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

random pic...

was walking to town and accidentally snapped this guy that i thought was not bad looking.... lol... feel like im such a stalker...

someone requested a pic of me in suit? lol... perasan la me saje nak tunjuk cakap ada orang nak tengok...

just an outer coat nothing special la so here goes...

back to intense revision!! :) fighting!!

xoxo

interview a success...

at least for me la..

well to hire me or not is another thing la but generally it was not as difficult as expected so yea.. haha..

but there was two things that is shitty prior to this interview..

1. I woke up 2 hours earlier

so i set the alarm at 8 but got up at 6 like self timed like that and i cant sleep back afterwards...

stupid nerves... lol...

oh well...

dont complain...

2. After reaching at the interview site, the lady told me the guy who is gonna interview me is at another branch so they sent me to the other outlet by car(free car ride, yay) but hor i frigging bought return bus tix(RM17) but it cant be use by this route punyer bus so i spent another extra RM10 to get another bus home after interview... fuck man... ish.....

fucker hopefully give me the job la...

oh well...

4 more days till first day of finals! haha...

have to focus back.. :)

thanks to those who sent me supportive messages for the interview! muacks you guys...

back to studies...

i saw my nipple! :) satu puting :)

t Uk l s....

haha..

they say once a slut always a slut?

just because i enjoy sex = i a slut meh? nehhhhhhhhhhhhh.... invalid... lol..

but after almost 8 months of cultivating spider webs between my thighs, i tore down the maze and launch the opening of the TULS in UK.. lol...

i also dont know how i can tahan so long...

maybe the fact that im scared that i might contract some disease here since its like the hub of diseases(kononnye UK amat high risk)...

maybe im still holding on to the fact that actually we are still together(although its so obvious that we are not)...

maybe im still holding on to... .................................actually i dont know also la...

sometimes it could get really boring and lifeless in a town like kampar = similar with the place i am now although i havent really been to kampar lol just thought of using kampar as an example dont know why....

so...

plus the stress i have around me, plus no life, plus horny, plus 3 times masturbation cant kill the horniness.. plus.. etc etc.. ........i downloaded grindr!

jeng jeng jeng..

the wicked app that all couples must avoid.. lolllllllllll...

so after i release the dragon, as the horniness peak at its maximum, i sought for the next best option and coincidentally its just 100 meters down the road so...

yup...

haha..

but im quite happy to say that i feel so alive tiba tiba..

but of course on the way back home after that session it got me thinking a bit on whether what i did was right or not and my conclusion is...

im still a virgin(i know it doesnt answer the question)...

because i bled..

of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i havent had it for 7 months leh...

its re-tight-ened...!

but no regrets la...

i deleted grindr after that.. haha.. but yea...

stress release memang satisfying..

period.

back to revisions! :)

tata

xoxo

shit and mirror..

why do i relate shit and mirror together leh...?

hehe..

very simple nia...

because...

everytime after i shit i feel slimmer, and thats when i will try to lift my shirt and see my tummy see got smaller or not... lol..

but really la..

it works..

haha...

shit does make your tummy bigger by a bit one..

lol...

do you have the same habit???

consequences...

friend: what happen to you?

tuls: oh nothing.. ... ...erm.. i think i might be like liking this one guy... he was talking bout relationships and all too...

friend: ok so?!?!

tuls: i mean... i have one more year here and like not sure whether i can stay or not after that,... you know.. the rules and all.. and getting a job is another matter... ... .... ....but i really wanna stay...

friend: so what??? you think you can last that long with him meh?!!!

tuls: OH MY GOSH YOURE SUCH A BYOTCH!!!!

we laugh and we bitch slap each other after that... lollll...

its nice to feel wanted again.. but i definitely dowana go through that whole breaking up process again.. haha..

this is what happen when youre so stress studying and all these benda benda curious will start flying out...

lol...

dah la exam period...

cannot lose focus! lollllll...

friends: when you are attached...

so, you have your set of friends and the person you are dating has his set of friends..

once you two are hooked together, you will tend to meet his and vice versa..

there are a few possibilities that what could happen next:

1. Your friend might not like your bf
for whatever reason la, maybe your friend jealous la.. or maybe your friend dont like certain qualities etc...

2. Your friend might be closer to your bf more than you
trust me, it happens.. like all the time!!!!!!! . well.. if youre the considerate bf, you would know where is the limit.. but oh well.. youre only human, sometimes you tend to like the attention that was given etc..

3. Your friend might be the third party
awkwardddddd!! this kinda bf/friend please throw into the drain!! wish them all the best? nah..... if got also tipu one la.. deep down sure curse die you... better off without them, can do to you once surely can do to you again de.. but sometimes human are just... well... we just like to make the same kinda mistake... lollllll...

4. Your friend might just be your friend
supporting you all the way, no matter how deep shit mother fucking screw up you are, he will still be there for you.. these kinda friend sudah pupus, if you found one please intro to me ok..

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anyway..

then there are those friends who you two as a couple made along the way... rule number 3 still apply.. lol..

but like what happens if you two were to break up?

well, your own set of friends(minus the one that likes your ex-bf more than you) will still be yours and vice versa..

but what about those you make as a couple?

neutral?

what happen next?

it will be too awkward to hangout with anyone of the former couple cos they are so used to the couple being together..

haha...

what if one party got someone else? the friends will tend to stick to the one thats single and try comforting him etc etc..

oh well..

im not sure whats the point of writing this blog post.. haha..

the feeling of the moment..

maybe i feel like ive avoided and abandoned a lot of friends intentional or unintentionally..

some are so used to the fact that bubu and i are a couple that they cant accept the fact that we are not anymore..

some i just dont know what to talk to them about..

some... are like just not right talking to them without bubu around..

maybe cos of the distance also la..

haha..

blame it all on distance..

well, i always believe that friendship doesnt freeze in winter, if its true, after x-years of not meeting you still can talk like theres no tomorrow means thats a boomz friend! :)

oh well..

haha...

back to studies ok tulsie!!

xoxo

stay loud and proud!!

knock knock...

so i went and open the door! :)

and there it was, a parcel for me flew all the way from tanah melayu...

the sender was from DANNY : THE BIG MOUTH and i was like BOOMZ!! this is tulsome(tuls+awesome)!!!

sekali buka the first thing i saw was a small note: stay loud and proud!

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

and the second notes was: BOOMZZZ! :)

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

this was what i won from the Vogiu competition!!

thanks so much big mouth Danny!!

now i can listen to my porn with no distraction! lol and make notes of law and ethics in that timing bomk(book + bomb).. lolllllll

ok la my day secara rasminyer sudah boomz!! hahaah...

continue revising tuls continue!!! :)


DTBM is boomz cos he made another lonely soul happy when all else fail.. this slogan can win next year's competition right? lolllllllllllllll



xoxo

thanks for writing...

i receive a few supportive emails recently and its really nice to have feedbacks and encouragement from readers.. haha..

some were concern over some troubled commentor expressing hatred over the blog, over me etc..

some were encouraging enough to wish me luck in the exams, from the Philippines ..

and some even sent me youtube links to cheer my day up all the way from the US! haha...

well, sometimes you dont really have time for all the drama thats going round but a lil drama here and there really spice things up, which is sometimes good and also bad depends on how you look at it..

haha...

i chose the easy way out to avoid it cos by replying to it means you give in to what they say on things that you wouldnt agree even though explanation was made several times so this boils down to him himself having internal conflicts, something that only he himself can solve.. haha.. so which is kinda sad for that particular individual really..

anyway enjoy the following clip that was sent to me!!

thanks to Conrad, Diana L., QQ22, J.Lopez.. every message counts and touches me deeply..

not forgetting family and friends that supported me all the way thru including the bloggers that i consider separuh famili sudah! :)

xoxo

study break...

yup...

took a break off my studies today...

self declare one...

so i went to the airport to send a friend off to malaysia for this spring break..

quite sohai la i think cos waste time and waste money, cant you go back after finals?

anyway... maybe people rich la.. LOLLLLL...

jahatkan i?!! lol

maybe people family ada problem must go back see see leh kan?

ok dont gossip..

lol...

so i took this opportunity to go jalan and melepaskan kerisauan abit..

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this time around the quality cacats a bit lol... camera settings outs! lol...

and so i went to town as well since i bought the daily metro already.. bought 2 t shirts for summer! lollllll...

xoxo

pokemon in relationship...

was talking to Leo-nut bout his recent "discovery" of the sluttiness of his so called penguin...

anyway..

then i was like saying: dont worry karma will bite him in the behind...

then he was like: then what did i do to deserve such karma wor...

then it just came up to me at that point of moment that...

your case is not karma la, more of like learning from experience...

you are now collecting EXP points ok...

collect collect collect then you level Up yourself...

sometimes you can eat rare candy and level Up also by reading experiences from other bloggers(MINE!!!! lollll), mags etc...

so LOL kan?

i know...

argh...

fan si ren arr finals.....

selfish...

do you think humans are selfish?

i think that humans are super selfish... for example, me..

questions i quite often get since now summer is around the corner would be: are you going back to malaysia?

and when i say NO, they look at me like one kind and then... what are you gonna do then?

from the start when i got here i told myself, ok, tuls, dont simply waste money arr..

so that was the initial plan, not to waste money, going back to malaysia = waste money, so i thought of trying to get a summer job here.. which hopefully i get something thats related to my course, the interview end of this month is crucial!!!!

if lets say i can secure this job, then the chances of getting a job after i graduate will be like 100% higher.. and hopefully immigration wont be so strict with their regulations and all la..

haha since young i have this thought of like: yes tuls, you have to get away from malaysia and dont come back, die die also dont come back..

haha.... seems like im still working towards that..

as much as i miss bubu and my family.. this embedded thought is actually quite deep and disturbing cos i actually realize it but yet do nothing about it...

the only way for me to get back to malaysia is when i really cannot stay here at all..

so..

conclusion = selfish...

selfish in the sense that i put career over family...

well, i thought of bringing my mum over if i settle down here and everything(good boy konon).. haha...

selfish in the sense that as much as im not together with bubu anymore and yet i still(in my mind) hope that he doesnt end up with anyone else hoping that I could get back together with him IF(so selfish) i cant stay here in the UK...

they say sometimes all we need is fate...

but sometimes if we dont create the fate, the fate wont come...

but like my case, its kinda like i dont even wanna try...

its not complicated..

its just selfish..

tuls ah tuls...

you cant have everything...

*sigh*

ok dont think so much for now... back to revision...

google change meh?!?!?

number 1, my URL change from .com to .co.uk

yalah quite fancy and all but stillllllllllll! why like that one?!?!

number 2, i cant freaking edit my blog from the main webpage...

i have to freaking enter and edit it from the inside damn fucking mafan!!!!!!!!!!!! why like that one!?!?!

number 3, i cant freaking get email notification for those blog who got their comments thingy in another window instead of it under each post cos the freaking option of email notification is fucking not there!.. err.. those who are using new window for the comment area can please change it to the attached one arr? PREASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

fuckkkkkkkkkk

why like that one?!?!?!

so suck arr!!!!

Scheduled post: 10 things your dog would tell you

another touching short fact thingy.. lol...

10 Things Your Dog Would Tell You....
 
1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me.
 
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
 
3. Place your trust in me- it is crucial to my well being.
 
4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

5. You have your work, your entertainment,and your friends. I only have you.
 
6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don't understands your words, I understand your voice when it is speaking to me.
 
7. Be aware that how ever you treat me, I will never forget.
 
8. Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite you because I love you.
 
9. Before you scold me for being uncooperative,obstinate,or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, or I have been out too long, or my heart is getting to old and weak.
 
10. Take care of me when I get old; you too will grow old. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say: "I cannot bear to watch" or "Let it happen in my absence." Everything is easier for me if you are there, even my death.
 
Remember that I love you.

Scheduled post: Dont drink and drive

i think i read this short story below twice on different occasions and i teared each time.. hm.. its a good one.. if you dont tear, youre either too numb or have got no mood.. haha.. enjoy exercising your eye la...

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I was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping, when I saw a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old..

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ''Uncle, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
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I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy the doll, my dear.'' The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much . I wanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY.

I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God.. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister...''

My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so my sister won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly..

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.'

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local

news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever...

The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.

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interview appointment...

haha... so awesome la after birmingham jer dapat jugak call up for a job interview for this summer!

at least something good today! haha...

if this is successful then the probability for me getting a job next year after graduation would be higher! haha..

just hope this interview that will be happening on the 27th will be boomz la then i will be damn damn happy liao.. haha...

if the interview is not successful then i will most likely be going to europe for a getaway then come back and attend jason's graduation...

if the interview is successful... then... haha... yup...

anyway.. this is just a quick update you bloggie! muacks! :)

Birmingham Special Thanks..

a very banyak thanks diucapkan kepada Mark for hosting this birmingham getaway!! :) its really nice to see jason and vincent too although they are annoyingly PDA-ing 24/7 *rolleyes* in front of their ancestor(me) lol.... feel like slapping them! hahahahahahaha... kidding kidding...

anyway im gonna play facebook with the real book now!!

see you after exams k bloggie!! :) muacks!!

xoxo

Birmingham Hotties!!

this is all you guys have been waiting for! lol....

so enjoy la!!

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lol...

thats all for now...

which one paling amat disukai u?

xoxo