t u l s

t u l s

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

t Uk l s....

haha..

they say once a slut always a slut?

just because i enjoy sex = i a slut meh? nehhhhhhhhhhhhh.... invalid... lol..

but after almost 8 months of cultivating spider webs between my thighs, i tore down the maze and launch the opening of the TULS in UK.. lol...

i also dont know how i can tahan so long...

maybe the fact that im scared that i might contract some disease here since its like the hub of diseases(kononnye UK amat high risk)...

maybe im still holding on to the fact that actually we are still together(although its so obvious that we are not)...

maybe im still holding on to... .................................actually i dont know also la...

sometimes it could get really boring and lifeless in a town like kampar = similar with the place i am now although i havent really been to kampar lol just thought of using kampar as an example dont know why....

so...

plus the stress i have around me, plus no life, plus horny, plus 3 times masturbation cant kill the horniness.. plus.. etc etc.. ........i downloaded grindr!

jeng jeng jeng..

the wicked app that all couples must avoid.. lolllllllllll...

so after i release the dragon, as the horniness peak at its maximum, i sought for the next best option and coincidentally its just 100 meters down the road so...

yup...

haha..

but im quite happy to say that i feel so alive tiba tiba..

but of course on the way back home after that session it got me thinking a bit on whether what i did was right or not and my conclusion is...

im still a virgin(i know it doesnt answer the question)...

because i bled..

of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i havent had it for 7 months leh...

its re-tight-ened...!

but no regrets la...

i deleted grindr after that.. haha.. but yea...

stress release memang satisfying..

period.

back to revisions! :)

tata

xoxo

45 comments:

  1. Kampar was like the most amazing town to me at that time, because I studied at the only university there!

    But there was one thing my lecturer told me that it still sticks to my brain today; condoms sell very well there. Well, maybe because of the absence of other nightly activities. Hehehe

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    1. thanks for your explaination! lol... i rephrased my sentence.. i think mine is a lil too non informative enough at first :)

      i got a friend who kept complaining about how ulu is kampar so i thought why not use it as a comparative place.. lollllll... and good to know that the helmet sales are doing well! :) *wink*

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  2. And I'm actually referring to the Kampar at Perak, in Malaysia. LOL

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  3. yeahhhh I wanna ask the same thing as Alex! hahaha as they say they have it bigger so maybe that's why your tunnel was bleeding? :P

    Haha maybe you should loosen it up again using home objects :P
    And with lots of LUBE!! ;)

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    1. jboy , i wanna lube with u

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    2. its a blonde..

      i use lots of lube too.. i was gan chiong i think.. aftr so long so it was quite tight la maybe.. oh well.. whatever la.. over liao.. haha....

      and ooi2009 you can have jboy la in malaysia, if im in msia you dont stand a chance ok! lolllllll

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  4. happy re-opening ? lol ;p
    why no invitation one?
    i can do opening gambit for u...hahaha

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    1. thanks for the gesture... youre just 10000km apart.. lol... you wanna virtually open it for me? chant some mantra and halau all the spiders bringing along the webs as they cabut? lolllll.. just bakar saje la... lolllllllllllll hahahahaha... but i love gambit.. so power power one with all the cards and stuffs... me like!! :)

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    2. no need i halau la.. u just open the 7 months tak open one.. insya allah.. not only spider, but the miao-ching, snake-ching, white bone ching.. oso cabut la.. bet than ...lol ;p

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    3. naturally repellant? fucker say my hole smelly is it? lollllllllll... hahahahahaha... its memang berbau one i wash until 2 layers of skin keluar before i jalani operasi sex tau.. cos 7 months of tak guna, all the karat all must remove... lollll..

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    4. did u use dynamo.. so that the color stay vibrant and smell nice after washing? lol ;p

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    5. Maybe cause never use softener... thats why bled...

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    6. i didnt use dynamo... just coconut brush nia... lollllll...

      softener? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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    7. lol cant stop laughing!! u guys totally flirting each other

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    8. hello afif!! :) nice that it could make you laugh! your comment sudah menyinari hariku! :)

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    1. i dont think this comment is appropriate :) find a person in the world thats not gatal :) thanks...

      lollll...

      i mean who isnt...

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  6. Until you bled? wow... must be rigorous... or huge tool?

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    1. rigorous arr? its subjective wor... if i say its not but maybe to you it is? lollllllll... the tool is ang mo standard la but thicker maybe? lollllllll

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    2. Interracial ahh~ tsk tsk tsk... ya, dont say ang moh, local also tak boleh handle >.<

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    3. i got minimal threshold one... if no a certain standard i dont think i will enjoy... lollllll

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  7. Congrats on your local indulgence. ;)

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    1. thanks? lolllllllllll its out of desperateness la!!! lollllllll

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    1. lol......... no guilt whatsoever.. just that its plain sex.. no feelings.. empty.. but oh well.. thats just how it goess kan? flings....

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  9. Baik ah Tuls.. Makan white meat! Handsome tak

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    1. apa khabar sayang, ya ampun, dah lama tak cakap bm dah cam dah karat dah... dia agak kacak la tapi pendek dari aku, so cam.. ok ok la.. haha.. kalau dapat yang lebih tinggi dan besar i takkan lepas! lollllllll... but of cors, kena ada mutual attraction jugak la.. lol...

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    2. btw i miss singapore la sayang, nak balik sana, nak makan, nak laki... lol... semua pun nak................ hahahahaha

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  10. Dun be gelojoh tau.. Singapore too hot, dont cum, nanti cair

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    1. next time i come sg i come cari you k.. lol.. thanks.. i self invite.. hahahahaha... i want curry chicken rice from toastbox and white coffee... i want the crab thingy, i want sun with moon sashimi.. i also forgotten what i ate there liao.. i just wanna eat everything la.. ang mo country eat here eat there macam sama jer makanan.. dah la mahal... benci... hahahaha...

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    2. Apa awak nak makan also cannn but must be Halal.. Sorry hor muslim! Haha but payment nanti can rundings.. Ehemz! Deep deep meaning okayy

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    3. my whole body halal ok.. mentah mentah ex ku halal babe.. tapi tu dah zaman kuno dah.. lol... :)

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    4. No matter how halal your body still doesnt mean you kasi semua orang makan apa... Your expectation fuuyoo melambung lo.. Tak mampu for the likes of Nameless

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    5. you saw my bf criteria list? lollllllll... oh well.. kena cari jugak laki sebegitu.. haha.. although your luck is not with me, you wil get better candidates dont worry :) LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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    6. Been following you for some time.. Just didnt comment much.. You atas ma

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    7. i tak atas, i kebawahan.... LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

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  11. singapore always welcum tuls... and hey, got ang pow or not...

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    1. hehe.. got orang belanja makan of cors go la... :) ang pow? i bring ang MO for you want? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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    2. Deal sia bring ang moh! Wo yao liang ge... Huang tou fa ne

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    3. wah, hui jiang hua yu, pei fu pei fu, nape nak dua? satu depan satu belakang? tamaknyer ya allah... :)

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    4. Yo dian dian keyi lah Tuls.. Mama hua ren ma... Lai lah dua... Both awak makan, i video for you

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    5. haha.. o-some!! :) cant wait! lollllllll... i will use my sextape to increase popularity! lolllllllllllllllll

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  12. hmmm, can see a lot of people getting sexcited by your re-deflowering post... hahaha... bet you you will download grindr again and... walah! gang bang thank you m'am! oooo!

    lol! you are such a sunshine!

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