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Friday, March 29, 2013

Easter Sex = Inception of arthritis

so it was easter day, technically its still freaking easter right now..

went down to the quayside to get some fish for us cos technically, as what Keith told me, wait, i dont think he is that religious la but he says that its when jesus feeds 5000 with just a fish =.= bitch please.. i know that story since i was fucking 6 and that version is just different and i never thought that it happens on easter...

anyway..

the fish and chip shops are crazy! people are lining up at every fish and chip shop in the country just to get some fish =.=

the lines are like H&M opening in KL, or that Uniqlo shit.. remember the lines? omogsh.. kill yourself!

anyway..

since Jesus feeds the poor on this day, i decided to feed my poor Keith too...

we had sex in the morn, noon and like now.. and i can say my tank is really empty and for the first time my dick isnt sore..

cos usually if wank with hand and fingers, the foreskin will somehow get worn off really quick and it stings to wank! lol...

and cos im doing the controlling all the time, my knee are seriously killing me!

its as though i just did a knee job!

like i can feel arthritis kinda being induced and like if i continue on like this, i cant focus on studies and i will have full blown arthritis by 2015..

so...

now, im gonna go back to doing some revision...

i was revising for about 10 minutes just now and i couldnt help but think about sex and i think i got the crave over liao for the night..

i think once i graduate and there's nothing left in my mind to focus on, sex will be prioritized!!

till then, God Save Me! lol...

xoxo


17 comments:

  1. how many time is the max u can cum per day?
    i think it is a good poll question...

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    1. hahahahaha.. i never actually counted leh.. but like yesterday it was 9 la.. haih.. memang tired... lol

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    2. OH MY GOD!!! 9????? That's cray cray!!! :O :O *jaw drops*

      Your balls must be sore like crazy.......

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    3. nola, my balls quite awesome.. i didnt cum 9 times straight la.. so its kinda evenly distributed, just empty nia.. hahahaha.. i think today no sex for me, say only! :) hahahahahaha

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  2. yeah .. baby .. sex everyday . i like it !

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    1. yea i know! yiah! yiah! yiahhhhhhhhhhhhh! lol....

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  3. wa... tmi! tmi, even by my standards!

    lol!

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    1. this is call wu liao.. hahahahahahaha... *hugs* say hi to susu for me! :)

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  4. Put some hot water pack on your knees.

    It will help to cool down the sore.

    :)

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    1. sleep wake up hao liao.. xie xie sister..!! :)

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  5. Change position once in a while lah! From the illustration, that position is the most tiring for the thighs and knees haha...

    If u still wanna be the one in control, maybe try on your knees with legs folded.... Or maybe just sit on it, and legs stretch out straight, and just use the strength from the hips and hands?

    Hahahaha sometimes when I'm tired, I just lay back and let the Top do the work :P

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    1. =.=

      you think i only stay at that position for the whole hour arr? =.= with the amount of space i got i only can draw one pic la.. =.-

      thats the position he likes the most and he moans the most too cos its super deep.. @.@ there goes my ass cells...

      i like to take control.. if he take control sometimes he will go in too fast or too deep and i will scream.. and sometimes will tear.. eeeeeeeeee....

      lol...

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  6. Hot Pack, and loads of Quads strengthening.

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    1. quads strengtening, will make my thighs too big wont it :( tak mau... lol... hahahahaha... see la how, now got no time to exercise! after exams ba! muahahahahahahaha.. *hugs* havent seen you around for awhile liao, you ok? :)

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  7. Excellent exercise aint it? Thought it actually was good for the joints and all... haha

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    1. hahahaha.. its good la as long as it is not excessive! :)

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