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Saturday, December 31, 2011

Xmas in London :)

Jason and Vincent was there when i reach King Cross station, landing my foot on platform 9, the same place where Harry Potter enter the world of magic(couldnt find that wall though, no 3/4 for me).. haha.. after that we were joined by a cute silent anonymous reader of our blogs(yummy) and off to our hotel to throw all our bagasi.. we then went for our dinner at a nearby Chinese Restaurant(i was kinda celebrating the chinese winter festival where back in la-land we eat boiled nut+sugar wrapped in flour in ginger soup, where my grandma will make for us in Johor)..




the next day we roamed the streets of england 4 of us berganding bahu menge-camwhore macam every other tourist in the area.. haha.. was so exhausted we went and tried ice cream that cost rm20.. lol.. everything is expensive here..

it was hazelnut and toffee white chocolate a scoop each!! its super duper yummy!! :)

after that it was more and more of cam whoring...

saw the malaysian embassy along the way..


it was right at the entrance before entering the boulevard towards buckhingham pa-laise(thats how one of us pronounce palace :) guess who?!?!)..



then the big ben...


the eye..





and then someone acidentally PDA-ed in the land of gay-acceptable land.. feel like slapping them *joking*.. some more do it in front of me.. never die before(kantonese)...


moving on to more interesting stuffs..

BOXING DAY!!!!

two deaths in the UK.. how interesting..

i bought a pair of jeans that i was eyeing for quite some time now.. erm.. clothes and stuffs.. not much..

then later we went for afternoon(cos the sun sets very early it felt like supper) tea!! the scones and stuffs were delicious and filling!!



we were then later joined by mark and some bi-blogger(dont be angry ok i still love you, saje kacau nia.. hihi).. and our party is complete! the 6 of us then head off to some winter wonderland in hyde park.. not so much of a white xmas la no snow.. lol



being the balless me i did not went up the ride and just stood down there and ambik gambar and jaga beg.. they went up and scream their lungs out! haha...

later that night we went to the gay street to have an eye opener..


we went in and chilled and drink... lol.. ok la.. sekali lagi i menge-breach my own principle of not to drink.. bencis.. the fourth time after 4 months.. haha.. unavoidable much.. the crowd started to build up and the next thing we know we got like free passes to the HEAVEN - the biggest baddest gay club thingy in London? was it.. i rono.. my first time.. and so we went there and boomz!! it was heaven!!  it was like 50 times bigger than marketplace(ok im exxagerating) but it was huge and the people are like omg!! so banyak and topless and naked... arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... hahahahaha.... basically everyone was high la...


the line to enter was as thick as one car width and the length of half a football field.. it was crazy... but this shot was taken when we were exiting.. haha.. so we are kinda like lucky!! :)


then the next day we were off to madam tussauds to have sex with the lookalike figures... :) and after dinner we went back to have some gay pillow talk and also all those drinking games wtf.. and then the gift exchange thing! hehe..  guess what i dapat!?!?




a nice fitting pair of colourful boxers and socks by Ted Baker! wohooooo!! :) i went home the next day with a heavy head.. haha...

still having withdrawal symptoms.. the fun, the experience, the company was too good.. and the silent reader who joined us is just tooo cute to handle :)

wanna wish a late Merry Xmas to all of you and hopefully New Year will be a blast!! :)

XOXO

p.s. Jason and VINCENT, thanks for organizing and planning this trip, it couldnt been better :)  SL, mark, superdry, ninja, see you guys some time next year! :)

Sunday, December 25, 2011

merry xmas!!

this is like some UKMas blogger-related christmas getaway kinda thing..

just got down king cross station this afternoon, felt kinda harry potterish.. :) i got down from platform 9 wtf...haha..

although its not a white xmas but its quite a good start for me.. now downloading some ghost movie to watch with the boys!!

will be in london for quite a few days..

see you guys when im home..!!

till then, have a very merry xmas!!

xoxo from London
tuls


Saturday, December 17, 2011

tik tok tik tok salji dah turun.... lol

haha.. the snow fall for the first time in fronna me marks the start of term break and winter vacation!!

i was so so so excited cos my kawan called me up around 9 to tell me it was snowing.. i was so blur but i still manage to jump up and look out.. wah... damn nice...

it somehow gave me hope... dono la but tibe tibe i feel very surreal... like wah... snow leh...

i then quickly scream from my room to wake all my kawan up... lol

we ran out of house to feel snow in our face...

all the ang mohs i think surely think we all siao kia one... lol

ahhhhhhhhhhh...

so nice..

when it got heavier, one friend and i try to snowball each other..

wah seh the salji was so solid it hurts to the max wtf....


haha... it was fun la...

this was the after fight effect lol...


im waiting for my first ever white xmas..

it will be in the heart of London with a few close friends.. :)

*tear*...

haha.. tibe tibe so emotional...

cant wait for it!! wohoooooooooooooo!!

dear blog, will abandon upi kejap cos nak tour around UK skit... :)

PS: happy birthday Jasonisahe, sorry for not knowing your birthday, hm... i damn terasa reading the post in vincent's blog... lol...as if we are damn close like that.. i know.. i damn perasan.. hahahaa.. anyway see you soon ok!!! have fun in Europe!!! :) wait.. or are you back already!??!??! lollll

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

the chef wants to retire....

serious shit its so cold the motivation to cook decreased by 80%..

firstly the water is like 5 degrees or something..

the kitchen is the only part that is no carpeted so the coldness is amplified there..

there are so many piping at the back of the basin and shit and some of them got holes for the cold wind outside to come in...

its just so arghhhhhhhhhh...

my vege inside the fridge dono can survive or not..

dint cook them for so long liao i think later they die off lembik then have to throw...

im surviving on bread with peanut butter chocolate orange marmalade spread...

things that i hate most is all i have now that is convenient to eat...

oh well..

the snow is not here yet but the wind is 50kph...

fuck... when are you coming jek?!?!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tuesday, December 6, 2011

awaiting salji to turun...

this is a pic from my window...


hopefully it will snow tonight la.. everywhere else in the UK snow liao except my place... so tak tahan already la...

the next time i ambil the same spot with snow!! kihihihi...

cb constant 1 2 degrees this week liao my cb freeze liao pee also cannot come out...


Monday, December 5, 2011

out myself to make another happy...

i have got this friend of 2 years now in the 3rd year of our friendship, we werent close at first but second year became closer and closer and now could say that she is one of the closest to me here in the UK owing to the fact that she lives near my place and that she is english speaking.. lol.. not that im not close to the chinese speaking chinese but just they tend to associate that way...

anyhow she got into a bad breakup, the ex was bad mouthing her and stuffs and she tells me how sad she is and how she misses her ex.. 

but the ex is really too much la.. although he is also my friend... she depress for a whole 2 months already and instead of once bitten twice shy thing, she kena bit twice in a year and by the same type of lelaki... poor thing..

detour abit...

to her im very mysterious in a way.. its like whenever i go out dating with bubu and stuffs in KL for lunch break during term time she will always wonder who i go out to and stuffs..  if lets say i wanna go out on a date with some dude takkan i wanna go tell her meh.. and its always when im busy doing stuffs she will then ajak me out so coincidentally.. and i will always reject her... lol.. who ask her to stay the nearest to me in KL.. cb... 

anyway...

so one night when i was walking her back, she being depress and down and all i started to tell her about me..

she couldnt believe it and kept doubting every word i say.. and when we reach her doorstep she invited me in and we talked in her room for hours.. hahahaha...

30 minutes after i first told her then only she starts to accept.. hahahaha... but it was nice to see her so much better.. like totally a changed person and we talked about my bubu and talk about her ex ex bf.. talk about how my gaydar works, talk about dicks and impotency.. hahaha...

and in the end she said to me with a smile: AS LONG AS YOURE HAPPY...

so she is the second person i outed myself to in UNI, lol.. i dont think i wanna keep doing this but i got a feeling everyone will know soon.. hm... not because of her.. haha.. whatever la...

so now at least i got 2 person to talk about guys when im bored as long as i dont touch their potential targets ... lol!

its another form of relief for me.. and now i can talk about bubu to her too.  :)

Sunday, December 4, 2011

my old friend...


we see each other everyday..

sometimes a couple of mins.. sometimes its quite long but never more than an hour..

when i miss him i visit him a few times an hour..

sometimes i moan cos of the intensity of pain is so excrutiating..

sometimes i just sit back and relax and enjoy his company..

i always do bad things to him...

sometimes i curse him..

sometimes i shit at his face...

sometimes i force him to drink my piss..

but recently after eating some spicy nasi lemak, i miss him even more...

i went and look for him 4 times in the middle of the night...

it was so so so painful my asshole literally exploded at his face yet he just take it like a man...

thats my old friend, the toilet..

yesterday night diarrhea gao gao...

like to the max...

had my first nasi lemak after 3 months here.. haha..

my mina buat for me so spicy it was explosive but i took it down like a man and sweat a river out of me...

oh well its a nice one but im not gonna torture myself anymore after this... lol


Friday, December 2, 2011

make me fall please...

its gonna snow soon liao.. two days in a row the path i walk to school membeku-s already and its so slippery i can ski!! lol


i cant wait! hahahaha...

i feel so jakun but whatever la! wohooooooooo!! disney on ice my ass! i wanna try to jatuh and see how one day! kihihihi...

siao me..

all this kecik kecik things happen amuse me so much like so kefunny-ian to think of it... like im so childish like that!! lol...

i want snow snow snow! lalalalala...

ok la.. my mood better jor entah kenapa...

tonight im gonna cook for 8 orang! im making 2 pots of different curry! haha.. cant wait!!

Thursday, December 1, 2011

why muslim dont eat pork = why hindus dont eat beef...

this was what i wrote 2 days ago..

"what if youre muslim and youre stuck in antartica or some shit and the only source of drink is alcohol...??"

and a fellow blogger replied with..

"In islamic law it is permissible to eat those haram food if situation on the above happens.
study other religion properly before you made any statements or comments."


firstly i wanna make it clear that im not a religious person at all..

secondly i respect all religions equally..

thirdly, how do you know that i did not study other people's religion properly before making my statement?

anyway..


im not trying to be a bitch here.. i asked a few religious friends about it before and the main thing they say to me is that pig is regarded as "unclean".. they eat all kinds of shit and stuffs..

thats the general answer la..

in my opinion, i think that what every religion bans or forbid its followers or disciples from eating and doing is to test their own willpower and mostly a sense of respect.

we humans can do whatever we want, wherever we want but there is a certain limit for everything..

the japanese and chinese eat babi all their lives and yet they still have one of the highest lifetime expectancy in the world..

i saw my friends showing me books of how "dirty" the babi-s are with all kinds of scientific bacterias and diseases caused, but to me in general, all animals are the same la ...

in my opinion, its like God wants to put a test in every religion to test you how strong your faith is.. you can have the world, but I only forbid you to eat one thing, in islam is pork, in hinduism is beef(sense of respect, cow is regarded as sacred)etc.. if that also you cant do, means your willpower is low.. its not like eating any of those will kill you.. its just a test.. if you fail the test means youre a bad person? you will go to hell? no.. youre just not strong in your own faith thats all..

its the same as some people turning into vegetarians, they hate animal cruelty slaughtering etc and chose a path to eat only non animal food.. some even eggs pun tak makan, thats a sense of respect to the animals? or they just hate cruelty??..

to me its the same general application..

its not like drinking alcohol can kill you, alcohol its hazardous if consume more than the limit, and you might do stuffs you shouldnt, maybe thats the whole main point muslims are forbidden to drink, they dowan you to act stupidly just in case you get drunk...

its like adam and eve with that stupid apple or was it an apple? lol... anyway.. god gave him everything yet he chose that one thing that god forbids him to eat.. same reason la..

religions are there to guide you to be good.. i bet all religions are the same but just in different ways.. but sometimes "people" in the religion that are bad ass and that makes them stray away.. its not like that religion is bad or kinda thing..

so yea...

thats just my opinion..

thanks everybody thanks...

xoxo
the not so religious TULS...
ps. i dont believe in heaven and hell, but im not sure whats after life either! lol...

eat it you bitch... dont tahan! lol