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Friday, May 18, 2012

new pinoy friend...

my grindr profile states that its only for dates and like the headline or about me inside is like asking anyone wanna go for a coffee or something like that..  anyway like my name thing is written only for dates and people still sending in messages asking for sex..

so i can conclude a few things about those people:

1. They dont understand english(knowing that their main and only language they learn since in their mum's uterine cavity is english so i think its not possible)..

2. They havent come across the other meaning of date, they thought its related to the day or some shit(got possible cos this word definitely needs quite high level of understanding...)

3. They were too mesmerized by my looks they ignored the words(cant really help it)

4. They just wanna try their luck(nah...)

5. They think we asians senang give in to their desire and needs cos we are the minority group here(well it makes us looks like unicorn but dont forget, we have horns, mine is exceptional huge so they will have to pass that..)

6. They think we are as horny as them... (maybe la.. lol)

so anyway.. i never usually reject people at first hello, cos thats just rude, but i will do it if everything stated in the profile doesnt match a certain criteria.. haha...

i did it once: sorry, youre just not my type.. just after him saying hello... then he replied it with a: thanks for being honest and not wasting my time..

so i was quite happy with that.. :)

the ones that i really hate are the ones with just a body pic and no details, being so mysterious i pun like wanna know more and so last night after a long tired night of revision i stop around 2am.. and then was chatting with this body profile, with no extra info and it lasted for a whole 2 hours..

it went something like a date kinda conversations and its kinda cute cos 10 mins after the conversation i asked for his pic and he gave but ask me for discretion and so i did but he was super cute...

haha.. he is a top but then later i found that there's a problem with the height.. he is like one metal ruler shorter than me!! tidak!!!

the conversation goes something like that:

*he sent his picture*

wow, youre so cute!!!! ... how young are you? (i know i damn hamsap flirt shit)

im 27..


cool... ideal enough... 


lol...


how tall are you? 


5'7..


WTHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!!


what why?!?!?! ha


i like my man tall... lol


well, its gonna be the same once youre on bed..


lol.. true.. but i still like my man tall..


well, height doesnt matter...


haha, STRICTLY FOR DATES ok!!! im not up for fun...

ok la although his first 30 minutes has got like the intention of having sex and all but after knowing that im not really eatable the talk just change into a friendly talk... he ask me about my past and i ask him about his, our journey so far here in the UK etc... and we started talking about my Mr6ft2 and all, and he was even supportive and like advising me and stuffs and it was actually pretty cool..

why are you being so kind? i thought you wanted my ass?


well..


is that your technique? be kind to me and then try to get my ass after that?


ha.. maybe...


well, its working... :) ok la i also fat hiao la...


lol...


but like, will you wanna date me? (i dont even know why i ask this shit even when really he is so short,  its his charm la..) maybe afte... 


omgosh.. i dowana make you like youre the second option you just did after Mr6ft2...


im sorry, i didnt mean to... 


ha.. no worries... 


dont be too happy till the state of delusional, you might not like him and vice versa since you both havent met each other yet..


true.. haha.. wait, its been an hour plus already, you sure im not disturbing you finding other meats to devour tonight?


nah... i like this...


me?


hmm......


well, im strictly only for dates :)


well, to me, if it comes it comes....


i used to go with the flow too, thats how i end up with my ex...

and then continue with the whole ex story......

his english was perfecto and its just nice, and vibrates at the same wavelength la the whole night...

haha.. but true la.. im kinda too hyped over this Mr6ft2 but maybe i shouldnt la.. but my hopes now is 0 just in case he doesnt turn out to be what i expect then at least wont be that bad.. aha..

but yea.. thats the story of my new found Pinoy friend in the Northeast! :)


this was last year when i first got here.. haha.. im thin like a stick then.. now bigger alil already and btw they are super tall!! very bel-ami material, very malimo's type! :) when can i be like that? lollll...

32 comments:

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    1. :) what should i reply? lolllllllllll

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  2. i'm going to hunt you down on grindr hahahaha

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    1. errrr... ok. i found you on fb already anyway... lol...

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  3. got so many nice encounter in grindr~~ *envy* lol!!!
    i mean i met with nice guy, but either too old for me or not cute (ok.. i'm superficial..)
    maybe it's because i'm not as handsome as you are =P
    anyway, good luck with Mr6ft2~~ be careful not to hurt yourself though =]

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    1. hahahahah... superficial is normal la.. everyone will have some superficiality in them.. personal preference la.. my cute and your cute is differently perceived anyway.. subjective stuffs.. very hard to say de..

      and im not handsome nor cute.. im just an average joe..

      *hugs* thanks.. i will! :) you take care too sayang... if i go down to London i will come cari you ok! :)

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    2. Come come~ i'll only be back to msia in july~ hehe~

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    3. haha... i will see how ok! :) must see the time slot i have in june.. summer placements might just start pretty fast.. haha... *hugs*

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    4. okk~ just tell me when u wanna come =]
      but come after 15 june (last day of exam) =]

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    5. maybe when youre back from malaysia la.. cos i'll be starting work by then already.. :) im not going back malaysia this year.. have fun eating everything i couldnt eat.. help me eat my portion also la! thanks!! :)

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    6. when i'm back from there u'll most probably be in class d~ lol~
      u want me to post those nice food photos here? XD

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    7. its quite appropriate word to use here, youre such A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MS F!!! BITCH BITCH BITCH!! WANNA KILL ME IS IT!?!!!?!! i really miss my mamak la.. and my sushi place... so cheap and nice.. fuck meeeeeeeeeeee!!! arghhhhhhhhhh!! lol.. ok.. back to revisions!!

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    8. =P so i take it as a yes? =P

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  4. @kiddystick - good luck trying... I think he will hunt you down first =P

    @tuls - reading your blog, its like comedy + soft porn... yet more entertaining than bedtime stories... Ever consider publishing a book? lolllll
    you know, can help those uf us lonely soul out here =P

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    1. hahahahaha... books get outdated very fast... i prefer doing this.. and my english language proficiency thingy is not up to par to even write a proper essay so what more a book.. nah... i will just make the editor laugh die him... lol...

      *hugs* thanks for the pujian! :)

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  5. Sometimes when I'm feeling lonely I do go on to social network services to have a chat with someone. But I do find it hard for people who would just do that, minus the whole sex talk. I don't mind flirting, but i kinda don't like it if the whole conservation revolves around sex only.

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    1. hahaha... well, thats what you do if youre up for a fling.. :) but cos its social site, most of them want to find sex from there so its kinda difficult to find someone thats not as well but there will be... like me and you.. lollllllllll... anyway... if youre lonely then just spam the comment box in every blog lor... lol...

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  6. TULS u seems soo tall lah..how tall are u actually...don't be so picky lah ...haha...
    btw take care!

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    1. im 6ftish.. lol.. i dont pick friends... but potential more than friends type i will definitely pick! :) well you would do the same as well, trust me! :)

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    1. fucker! perasan what?! i always perasan one la.. if im not then im not the tuls liao la!! idiot!!! ish...

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  8. Wah cukup menyedihkan, I'm only 5'9! Merajuk dengan awak la

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    1. janganla merajuk... you will find your 5'8 guy to be with de! :) trust yourself!! :) sg so bnayk panas one...

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    2. I not panas so the panas one wun want me!!

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    3. ooooo.. then you find someone thats cool! :)

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  9. hahahaha...u better make sure ur mr 6ft2 dont find ur blog..later he got jelly that u got backup plan d XD

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    1. hhahahahhaha... maybe when stable down(chehwa) i will feature us in the blog... lolllllllllllllll dont worry la.. he should understand de.. muacks...

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  10. haha this happens to all of us! :P

    when u first start chatting with a guy on these apps it tends to get flirty and sexy, after a while when we find something about him that doesn't appeal to us, somehow a mental switch in the brain goes off like instantly, and the conversation changes from sex talk to friend talk haha!

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    1. hahahaha.. sayang arr, i scare later he likes me liao then gg.. means i quite influencial.. can make people from thinking fling to thinking relationships! maens i am relationship material guy! lollllllll you must learn from me ok! :) hahahahahha

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  11. But what's wrong with a bit of sex! :P

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    1. hm.. maybe ive had enough of normal fling-ing sex.. i just want meaningful sex? lolllllll.. sounds so not like me... hahahahaha...

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  12. word to paulie's comment :)

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