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Sunday, May 13, 2012

cunning sly shibai...

i went to one of my housemate's room to gossip one afternoon then the rest of the housemates all masuk her room to gossip too so i think we goss for about an hour then we heard some sound outside...

i was like shocked...

cos everyone was in that room..

who could it be??!?!

so i braved myself and open the door............... there he was, on a ladder, our landlord painting the wet stains due to the leak before..

and in my brain i was like telling myself: wah, worlds gonna end already, first time seeing him come without asking a million times..

so since he is here i pointed to him where else in the house needs repair and all etc..

after that i went down to grab a glass of water only to find that there are other guys down stairs clearing the rubbish off the lawn and the backyard also and i was like wah... why the sudden change of attitude or something...

so whatever la..

i ignore la...

so i went back in the room and we continue gossiping... bla bla bla..

the next day, 11am.. big commotion la.. someone was trying to open my door while i was sleeping but of course dalam lock edi so tak buka la right but then i was like wondering la who on earth wanna open my fucking door...

so i open the door and went down and see see...

hehe...

got PEOPLE VIEWING THE HOUSE...

PATUTLA THAT CIBAIMOTHERFUCKER WANNA BEAUTIFY THIS MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE TO FUCKING GET PEOPLE MOVE INTO THIS CIBAI SOHAI HOUSE URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

havent really rant about how horrible this house is..

the shower tub downstairs is stuck so i dont shower there and the shower upstairs the door is stuck halfway so we cant close the door and i have to bear the cold and shower there cos i dont like my feel get soaked into some sohai ju-on water entah whose sperm was there before.. i dowana preserve my kaki so its ok...

my front yard is full of rubbish and it couldnt be bothered cos its too much to deal with, its like full of bushes and rubbish stuck to it like as though its part of the bush like that... and the showerroom leaking one until the floor below it ada stain thats why hari tu that bitch come and paint...

fucking freezer is fucking not cold fucking cause my 5 fucking pizzas to culture mold, fucker think i wanna ace my fucking chemistry to identify fucking bacterias is it!?!?!?!

fucking house got fucking broke in before sumore... fucking bell doest fucking work and some of our parcels was handed to our "neighbours" and they just disappear mysteriously...

this house is just fucked up fucking fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...........ok.. 5 seconds of anger.. and done..

im back...

*world peace wave*

30 comments:

  1. You surely look damn handsome when angry...

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    1. WHAT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK?! lol camne tengok?!?!?!?

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  2. peace wave to that bitch and bitchslap him!

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    1. whoa!! i can imagine you doing it!! hahahahaahah...... but if i recall properly, youre so blur you let a thief off just like that without any slapping... lolllllllll hahahahahaha

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  3. you are fucking piss at that fucking house of that fucking landlord who's name's cibaimotherfucker who wanna fucking move in more fuckers to fuck you guys more and that fucking house dont even fucking feel like a house and why dont you just fucking shift out?

    Frech lesson needed... lollllllllll

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    1. im fucking off in July dont worry, already tempah rumah already and leave this place for good just you wait!!

      frech lesson? lolllllllllllllll

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    2. ok, fucking wish you fucking good luck on your fucking new house in the fucking month of july... ok... I should stop that now... hahahahaha

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    3. lollll... its quite nice to curse once a while.. hahahahahaha

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  4. And that's our contestant number 5, a beautiful and exotic looking Asian with a fiery personality, and a mouth to match it, who longs for world peace and dream to fly to Africa to feed hungry children. *clap*Clap*clap*

    Woah so much anger! Move out of that dump already Tuls.

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    1. contestant? *perasan mode on* for what competition? am i on skrin?

      moving out soon, this is not my country so i just bertahan selagi boleh! :)

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  5. first semester overseas sure stay in sohai place on. i also kena scam!

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    1. hm... oh well.. we learn from mistakes la its ok! :)

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  6. ermmmm....as far my knowledge bout tenant law/contract go, u have the right to deny access to either him or the ppl that gonna inspect the house if he didnt give at least 24 hour notice..though u better check ur contract again..so nx time he barge in with horde of ppl, jsut say NO..haha =P

    btw, thumb up to jason's comment..lollllll XP

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    1. landlord ada kunji one ma... i mean kunci... lol.... hahahahahahaha.....

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  7. With so much anger, I feel so obliged to post... Peace... Ommmmm...

    Haha... Ok, done. Am gonna fuck off!!!

    :-)

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    1. lol........ you memang promote world peace? lolllll.. peace gor!! :) you fuck off or someone else fuck off while you fucking? lolllllll

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  8. Planning to move to another place soon ?

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    1. yup! im moving in with my besties haggies coming july! hopefully more boomz and more food!! hehe... muacks!! :)

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  9. u shod thank him.. cos now u can move to a more beautiful and vogiu place..
    since u iso dun like the house so much ;p

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    1. hahahahaah!! true true!! will take more pics for you to see next year! i know you suka one...

      muacks...

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    2. haha.. u know i suka one?
      i'm more interested in how u decorate ur new place..
      nak tengok ur taste..heheeh

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    3. will show you next time, now my room looks like dog's den cos of exam! lollllll excuses konon... hahahaha

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    4. dog's den? must be a female dog ....
      so the suit u lorrrr.. bitch ..hahah;p

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    5. i memang bitch! :).. danny arr.. i very the tired leh....

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  10. enoughlah cb , u and me are lovers , so we call eaach other cb only ah ....btw , kiss me bitch

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    1. *grab neck with right hand*
      *grab waist with left hand*
      *kiss forehead*
      *hug so tight*

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  11. hehehe u should be evil and tell those people who come to view the house all the bad things with the house.. scare away all potential tenants :P

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    1. thought about it before... hehe.. but.... im not that evil one... if they are guys then i might bring them around the house myself tim! :)

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  12. HAHAHAHAH HILARIOUS SANGAT!!! TAKE CARE UR HORMONE! LATER GOT WRINKLES ON UR FACE I DON'T KNOW HOW'S UR 6FT2 GONNA REACT..HAHHA
    TAKE CARE!

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    1. hm... people now macam tak layan dah.. entah dia sibuk apa... but hopefully dia memang sibuk dan bukan tak nak interaksi ngan ku la...

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