that explains why i dont like to use condom, maybe la... maybe.
maybe cos i like snakes, im attracted to LONG LONG tools that would stimulate all the hotspots in my behind!! :) lol..
I just got my long snaky hair cut and now i look 20 years younger, so young and cute omgosh, WAIT, that makes me 4 years old? oh my.. no cum produced yet tim... lol
so there are only 5 elements that is associated with each animal that coincides with the fengsui elements and thats how fengsui masters use them to con rich people in believing all those nonsense.. lol.. hahahaha.. not to say i anti fengsui or what la but i dont really believe la.. if the elements were discovered now, it will have lots more rather than just 5...
those are the ori elements...
our generation will have...
6. Titanium (Sia)
7. Gold (Kanye)
8. Diamonds (Marilyn Monroe)
9. Lithium (Evanescence)
10. Calcium (Mother)
11. Sodium (Mamak stall)
12. Krypton (Superman/smallville)
13. Chlorine (gay swimming pool)
14. Platinum (bank card)
and so I can be fengsui master also what!
son, tell me your date of birth and let gorgor read out your windwater(fengsui)!
yes uncle!WHAT UNCLE!! GOR GOR OK! *clear throat*
okok... my date of birth is 32/14/3069
oooo... let me count har... *take out abacus*
son, you are a CHLORINE COCK!
WOW! so what does it say?
well, you will grow up to be a gay slut that will have sex with everyone, although you look hideous but you will know how to groom(cock's feathers are colourful) so you dont have to worry one.. guys will come to you naturally...
oh.. wow... thank you sifu... what about my luck this year?
well... this year is the year of the EARTH SNAKE... so its not quite a good year for you as snake eats cock and chlorine doesnt really mix well with the earth la basically the earth will mask all the chlorine..
very deep leh, can speak english arr?
means no sex for you for the whole year la!!!
whats your name son?
*whisper to self*no wonder so cock la ...
fuck what uncle?!! *runs* and fucker you havent pay me yet leh....