Conversation of facial hair, fatness and WiFi connection!

the same blogger friend was high on drugs last night and the following conversation was resulted..

oh, dont worry, he is not a drug addict, he has medical reasons and the side effect of his medication was the highness.. 

i dont maintain friendships with addicts, i dont despise them, i just dont mix with them :)

anyway....

me: ei, i misai like this nice or not?

him: nope, you look tua la.. your face no "energy"..

-.-

no misai, cut your hair, then you will make the WiFi more kuat!

but but... my Carter say I look hot wor....

he suka then i cannot comment d ...

lololol

Uncle Tuls!

*send him my current face pic*

this one looks like pedophile...

-.-

doesnt suit you la, you wait till youre 30 then you keep those hair...

lmao...

youre only 25..

hm.... you got a point hor..

children see you, will call you uncle, you will damn sad one, or those aunty aunty ask their children call you Uncle ..

fuck..

you will curse them inside, and rolleyes and after they walk away you will sure say bitch! LOL

....hm.... see my face, you think i fat or not....

you ah.... you face didnt kembang wo... just below expand.... but still fine la...

although i got bf liao but i still need to maintain one.. so that my WiFi is strong!!

yes you should!! but ok la, you still got neck, not gabung yet.. if gabung then your connection is like the old telephone cable... have to dial one...

-.- but talking about old telephone i like leh, old telephone you have to press and then turn the dial, if you do that to my nipples will turn me on one!

what? turn? how to turn?

like twist the nenepok like that, and picit, and then gigit!

...so wrong! only boobs can twist!

i got boobs ma...

yorrrrr... omg,... not yet la..       boobs is like saggy...

-.- 

cos men dont wear bra...

mine not saggy...

so you see those obese one, can flip boob.. piak piak 

lol big man boobs can touch, hug, hold, press, so turn on la...

ewwww... like sea cucumber k... and it will sweat!

wtf, what sweat?

sweating la.... fat people ma...

-.- i like big big guys ma... lucky Carter taller and bigger than me! :) i tell you hor, i had this fling hor, he super hot, 8 packs, toned and super kiet the body one, but once i hug i feel pain cos his body too keras d.. too hard liao

ohhhh....

so the conclusion is, train so hot punye body but sometimes nice things are just needed to be left alone after viewing, no point having them cos it will hurt you in the end...

yalor... like that guy i was talking to on grindr *sends me pic*... 

wah... his body damn hot ...

yea lor.. i wanna train until like that... 

good good...

he cute la, but tengok cukup..

why?

people like that jual mahal one...

LOL not everyone is like that one... *flips hair*

i want jual mahal liao also..

ok la, you try la, then you wont have any friends left jor..

LOL... nvm, i got you

-.-

ok i go sleep now, meds make me drowzy jor....