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Monday, December 6, 2010

grindr slutify a person...

seriously this is how easy you can detect a plu around you lor.. and with that you can assure that the person is a person of standards la.. erm.. not to say the rest got no standards but at least this one ada iphone or blackberry kinda thing.. ok even that also some might be spoilt brats that eats off their parents money to have the phone etc...

irregardless...

i was grindr-ing at bubu's place one night and i saw a familiar face.. fuck... it was my friend's bf..

the slutty curious me just cant wait and those itchy fingers started to type...

hey sexy.. (oh well.. the slut will always start with either that or hi sayang oh hottie or some shit la..)

hi..

nice chest you have there.. (sorry bubu, i know im such a slut.. but you were there so dont worry..)

thanks..

are you a top? (i have to ask, i dont do bottoms, tops turn me on, the word versatile also sometimes i find untrustable...)

yea.. 

what are you looking for here?

fun.. (omygucci he said fun, in my mind was like wtf i tell your bf only you know)

ah... are you single?

no.. i have a boyfriend...

oh.. (right, got bf still wanna have fun wtf??!!) not afraid your bf might find out arr?

you dont tell i dont tell, who knows? (slut!!)

right.. 

you? single?

no.. i have a bf too.. 

oh.. wanna meet up sometime? (wah i say i got bf also still wanna meet up?)

er.. ok...


can ask your bf to come along..


then i ask bubu to block gao him!!

choy!!

im not telling my friend about this though..

its none of my business.. he wants it that way let it be.. asshole.. grindr is such a slut tool.. no wonder eric gets all his fling without fail.. hahahahahahaha




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  1. CalvinDecember 6, 2010 at 12:24 PM

    Grindr has definitely make ONS and random sex more easier for gay men now. Thanks to that application, horny gay men can now find so many other gay men to have sex. Just a click of a button and tadaa!!! The next thing you know, they're on bed making heavy action. Don't know if it's a good thing or not. I mean the application.

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  2. Little FoxDecember 6, 2010 at 12:33 PM

    correction: grindr's only accessible to guys who can afford an ipod touch or an iphone = hunting ground for moneyboys, rich but dumb guys, horny BFs looking for boys to satisfy their lust behind their bf's back, more muscle marys, bitchy/snobby queens and 0.01% of married men who need a blowjob every now and then. And 1 out of 1000 guys that you meet really want friendship and nothing else.

    ive met a few good friends thru there. but oh well.

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  3. JasonDecember 6, 2010 at 12:50 PM

    such a slut! (i meant the other person, not u) >.<

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  4. TakashiDecember 6, 2010 at 2:29 PM

    no wonder eric gets all his fling without fail..


    wtf.


    actually i have to disagree with you.. u are already half there already chatting people up yourself..

    ask yourself, if bubu isn't around or isn't in town right now, WOULD YOU HAVE MET UP? knowing you, u would meet in bed i guess..

    anywya thats besides the point..

    my point is, there are couples who enjoys flirting around and there are couples who enjoys threesome or foursome.. double date double fuck.. okay.

    so it's stereotyping that guys who grindr are slut.. please lah.. hardly anyone openly announce that in grindr.. its not as easy and open as it used to be!

    i still find fridae better to find ons.. but thats until u exchange numbers and not just text messaging..

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  5. TeRenCeDecember 6, 2010 at 2:57 PM

    guys, it's just sex, relax~

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  6. AidenDecember 6, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    This is the exact reason why I told you that Grindr is not my thing the other day.

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  7. Vincent~December 6, 2010 at 3:53 PM

    I thoughts it's an app to make Frens, now it's a ons amplifier? Zzz, I will try it out when I get back. Wait, I think I need to unlock mu uk phone right? Z

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  8. KelsonDecember 6, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    grindr-ing with your bf is quite a fun thing! :) miss grindr-ing with my ex!

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  9. SkyhawkDecember 6, 2010 at 9:51 PM

    Couldn't agree more, a great invention to promote sluttiness. However, I'm not into this application not that I don't use iPhone.

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  10. LucasDecember 6, 2010 at 11:01 PM

    LoL... Am I totally missing out?

    oh and luc the word... Slut-ify

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  11. tulsDecember 7, 2010 at 10:09 AM

    @CJ ~ its a good thing.. at least you know that youre not alone.. it keeps you sane.. and horny.. and it becomes a SLUT gadget.. a must have!!

    @lil fox ~ hhahaha.. it keeps you sane.. haha..

    @jason ~ im also one.. dont worry..

    @takashi ~ hahahaha.. i wont la!! and chilling arr.. hahaha.. and the eric is not you ok.. dont be so perasan! hahahaha.. congratulations on your attachment.. but all the other bottoms still have to zang tops with you anyhow.. ish.. you want your CM and also the others.. so tamak!! *slap*

    @terence ~ thanks! we are fine... she(eric) is my sister.. we always ta kao one..

    @A ~ nothing one la.. grindr is exciting!!

    @vincent ~ you coming back soon right? hahaha.. you can grindr everyday then! hahaha..

    @kelson ~ yeah.. oh well.. dont worry.. you'll have your turn again.. :)

    @skysky ~ cheh.. lucky darren lor.. :)

    @lucas ~ hahahahah,.. slutify sounds like stupify in HP.. hahahah... and youre not missing out.. cos the slut me also dont have it too.. hahaha

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  12. TakashiDecember 7, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    its for me!! ITs for me!!!!

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