MP Raid virginity lost...

sien diao!!

last night was dancing halfway in MP then bubu took my hands, gave me a very strict look and say: we have to go now!

i knew what was gonna happen and when we rush to the door the police were already standing there closing it dah..

how stupid is it that the club has only one exit.. kalau apa2 happen to that exit then mati la..

so boom the music died.. the lights macam sun in the aftenoon 12pm! oh my lord!!

and the announcer(some cina dude) goes:

foreigners please make your way to the exit.. malaysians please remain in the club..

i mean like what the hell right? my ancestor is from china wor.. im also foreigner la.. ccb..

my first time mar.. people dowana lose it in mp ok.. but anyway.. lost liao lor.. i dint drink i dint do drugs and im ngam ngam legal so i wasnt that afraid at all..

my hot pilot friend, Riq that was with me masa tu say why not lets go up and get a drink while waiting for this thing to settle..

so we went up.. Riq bought me kanpai! ahahahaha.. muah.. was damn thirsty so yea.. i got like loads of water in the car.. cos kite ni halal, tak minum kan, so DIY bring H20 from home... hahaha.. cheapo me..

i dint get to dance to the max lor last night.. stupid rain spoil y whole cardio workout ccb...

then there was this angmoh looking guy that was sitting beside us.. we look and him and he looked at us.. damn lame.. so we just minum minum minum then he asked us..

so usually how long does this takes?

oh... around 5 i think...(bubu told me once)

whoa.. 

yeah... but.. arent you a foreigner?

erm.. yea..

oh you can actually go out now..

really?

there is like an express lane for you foreigners.. (in my brain was like wtf you faster get out of here)

are you serious?

=.= i wanted to slap him edi then i say... yea.. just go on to the entrance and you can leave already...

thanks...



so after drinking we went down to regroup with bubu dan lain lain..

after the foreigners ciao we also follow keluar la right... when we pass the entrance i was asked to go to the left side and bubu went straight out.. i was like?!??!?!! WTF?!!!! what do they wanna do to me?

bubu say that he will be waiting at the mamak and we kept updating each other from time to time though my credit is like kong-ing anytime..

figure 1: routes of post-virginity-lost exits

ROUTE 1 : People like me enter this sohai route la..  as we were exiting the club entrance the guy said: YOU Mari! ???? cb.... so i stayed there lor..

ROUTE 2 : People like bubu and hot pilot Riq so luckily entered this route and went to all time fav mamak to chill and grindr etc...

ROUTE 3 : i brought bubu and another rainbow there with us, he is underage la so kesian him kena tahan from entering route 1 and so termasuk route 3 cos underage.. i dint know he was stuck there as well lor..

after the club is emptied..

Route 1 people enter back the club lor... route 3 went to the route 2 area and wait for further instructions..

wah then line up sien diao!! they took out a bag of yellow containers wtf and i knew immeadiately that have to give them my kukuwater... ish...

i really got nothing to pee lor cos i sweat all out when i was dancing then the club tibe tibe macam jadi cocktail party.. the management serve seamaster mineral water for everyone in plastic cups and there were attendants bringing drinks around... siaoness..

they let the girls go first.. they tend to take longer time to pee cos need to squat and all.. so after an hour baru sampai kite and im lucky number 75!! container cap tulis nombor, container body tulis nombor.. tanganku pun tulis nombor.. wtf.. like we are some code like that from different range.. hi im series 75.. wah.. you series 63 arr? wah... so yellow one your kukuwater... hahaha.. siao..

then after pee-ing, we came out and line up to get tested... damn funny cos some guys were like saying im not pregnant one, where can be positive one? damn siao right.. then another guy say ei what if the girl suddenly got period then together added into the pee? hahahaha.. i cannot tahan i laughed out together! hahaahah.. siaoness..


then ok lor.. go and test lor.. 


sohai disgusting scene was seen... you know what?

Figure 3 : Pee leaked everywhere.. sohai people prepare normal paper carton box to discard these waste omg how bodohnye... 


after that disgusted scene then i went out and bubu came flying into my arms and ask me


b you ok arr? you ok anot?


im perfectly fine.. why are you so gan chiong... i dint do anything wrong..


your first time mar...


*muah*


MP, i will leave you alone for awhile now.. see you some other time k.. i will miss cardio-ing you.. but your songs are really teruks last night... cant make me dancefloor orgasm pun.. ish..