so yeah.. i used to emphasize on the height a lot.. i used to date a guy but after 2 years, i think i grew like much taller and he was like 1 and a half head shorter.. i just dont know how to walk with him without feeling awkward.. so yea..
i cant live with someone who just sleeps, eats, and shits everyday.. he will have to keep himself busy and updated.. older preferably... not religious cos one of my ex-es actually asked me to convert and i fuck him off the next day although we have been together for 2.5 years..
if he cant speaks english then sorry la.. erm.. you dont need to have like accents and stuffs or shit.. just speak basic proper english.. i like my man simple.. haha.. YEA RIGHT!
the good looking part is the superficial side of me.. haha.. i think everyone would love to have a good looking boyfriend but beauty is in the eye of the beholder so.. whatever la.. .. i love to laugh like crazy so that person will either have to be funny or he has to be so stupid to the extent that it amuses me! hhahaah.. what the hell am i talking??!?!?!.. hahah.. make me laugh la..
the five big NONOs are smoking, drinking, tattoos, piercings and doing drugs lor.. i really despise people who gives excuses to hurt their body intentionally or unintentionally..
music = tuls, without music = tuls mati
he must either know how to sing very well or he must not sing at all.. haha.. if he can play any instruments at all pun dah kira pass already.. but if that also cant then he will need to know how to dance.. ahahahah.. at least something to do with music!!
brand conscious is another superficial part of me :)
im just curious why dint i put the dick size into the list of criterias.. hm... im such a slut then but seriously.. its not there????!!!!... hahaha.. im still asking myself why.. is it because i've seen all types of shapes and sizes and colours? or is it because dick size doesnt matter? or is it because love overrules everything else? erm... nolor.. i was chanced by a 4" one time and i had to fake an orgasm.. like seriously.. its like i dont feel anything at all but just to not make that person feel so bad i moan a bit here and there.. cis.. its damn kebodohan now to think back.. hahahahaha... wtf..
oh well.. it a freaking short list that did not touch on the emotional side that much.. whatever la.. im disposing the diary.. bye bye list!!
Haha..so managed to find a guy fulfilling the criteria on your list?
ReplyDeleteAnd on faking orgasm, tsk tsk tsk! Now you make that person feel shameful.
bubu's not meaty and he goes to church :p
ReplyDeleteyou're such a girl..faking orgasm. No wonder bubu said u got cibai :p my hole cant fake orgasm >_<
Halo...Why are you writing me as your bf criteria?
ReplyDeleteLOL! XD
ReplyDeleteSo what is your criteria now? how different is ur criteria compared to the old list?
Haha how old were u when u wrote this?
ReplyDeleteaiyo..no 1 already fail..
ReplyDeletebut the rest is pass
Still not yet a full 2. Not too much of a 9 (if meaty meant defined) and too much of a 14. I am not a pure 5(can drink but not a drinker) nor a 3(seldom go church for quite a while).
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so how does bubu match up to ur list?
ReplyDeleteMeaty? Macam mana tu!
ReplyDelete@Chen Xing ~ found but it dint last long.. haha.. this list macam ancient papyrus edi.. tak laku dah!! hahahaah..
ReplyDeleteseriously that guy is too much la.. he was the only guy i dint scan before doing.. hahaha.. i was a SIZE Queen so a 4 is really kinda sad for me.. ish.. no more making this kinda mistakes!! hahahahaha.. stupid slutty me!!
@foxy ~ this list ketinggalan zaman la! oi! haha.. so what if he goes to church? it doesnt mean that he is religious?!!!
and you cant fake an orgasm because you got no skills! hahahaha.. i ingat youre like some 1000 year old fox? hahahah... faking orgasm is one of the main technique learnt by sluts.. its compulsory!! hello???!!! hahahahahh
@skyhawk ~ i think half of the readers will be like *sweat* thinking "why is this skyhawk so perasan"? hahahahahaha..hahaahahah.. but its good that you met all the criteria! wahahahaha.. now i know where to relive my teenage dream! OOOPS! hahahahaha.. siao tulsie! hahahahah...
@jason ~ 1 2 and 3 still strongly apply! those are like will stick to me till i die.. the rest are optional.. haha.. love is blind mar! hahahahaahah.. wth!!
@J-boy ~ 16 :)
ReplyDelete@kakaxy ~ hahahahaha.. its ok! too tall tak bagus jugak.. selalu kena look down on people! hahahahhaah...
@SynchingZincInc ~ :) youre doable! hahahahaha... slutty me.. hahahahah.. erm.. i dig the too much of a 14!! hahahahaha...
@takashi ~ he is a half 2, which is still acceptable.. he is definitely not a 9, still can lor.. but definitely not a 14.. like maybe only 35.24% of him is a 14. so yea.. hahaha.. can save my wallet from bocoring :)
@savante ~ hahaha.. meaty tu cam boleh peluk la.. define or not tak kisah.. gemuk skit pun tak kisah.. tak nak skali peluk semua tulang! i tak nak banyak mengeluarkan cracking sound.. skali peluk click clack click cluck... bising tau.. ahahahaha..