slut 10 commandments...

my commandments no thou thee thy thine one arr.. its just slut slut and slut only :) the slut here refers to both TOP sluts and BOTTOM sluts! haha.. dont think that sluts are only bottoms sluts k! there are top slut all over.. but malaysia now macam kurang TOP Sluts. now all the bottom sluts growing like wild mushroom dono come from where and they are all fighting for the same few slutty tops.. its so kelakar.. hhahaah.. when a few top sluts goes to the club together, a very funny line that one could say to his friends is: have you done it with him, or him, or him, or him, or him, or him, or him.... hahahahahahahaha so sohai!! hahahaha,..

here goes..

#1

Slut shall always make sure that slut's private parts are clean at all times

(it is to prepare oneself to be able to have sex anytime of the day, anywhere, anyhow..)

#2

Slut shall always bring 2 helmets wherever slut goes

(its the essential of a slut life)

#3 

Slut shall refuse to have sex without protection*

*unless slut is as daring as TULS then dont use lor...

#4

Slut shall not receive money for sex

(if you slut around for money then youre a whore, if you slut with one person for money then youre a money boy)

#5

Slut shall guard his asset for life

(if youre a top slut then make sure your dick is at tip top condition, dont over strain it by masturbating too much or make sure your fling dont bite off your dick, if youre a bottom slut then make sure you do your Kegel exercise more often to strengthen your mangina!! ok!! tops are encourage to do Kegel exercise too for better longer erections :)

#6

Slut shall never regret slut's sextion(sex action)

(dont regret, just move on and learn from your experience if your slutsperience (slut experience) is a bad one, if you somehow contracted some disease also try not to be sad, just move on and live with a thought that everyone will die sooner or later, at least you had fun in your life!!)

#7

Slut should never ever fall / have any emotional feelings for the person slut had sextion with

(if he is such a slut with you, he might be slutting behind your back if you end up with him)

#8

Slut should never ask information about his fling

(dont care whether he has a bf, dont care if he is married, dont care if he has kids, dont care if he is your far related cousin brother uncle grandfather or anything, dont care if he is underage *wink*)

#9

Slut should never let anyone tom dick or harry to squirt in them (bottom) and never to squirt into anyone(tops)

(duh!! its like the number one rule!!, we are sex bombs, not disease bombs!!)

#10

Slut should leave the fling if slut finds him dodgy 

(dodgy as in if his dick has pus, or he has too much scars and wounds on his body, or if his penis has dick cheese = might have infection, or he has face problem etc.. BE PICKY SLUTS)

im not trying to convert you guys into sluts ok.. just thought of pouring out my slutness rules i followed back then :)