my virtual girlfriend...

remember in the olden days, or maybe past few months or even now, whenever some straight friends ask you about your girlfriend and stuffs(if youre single la).. what would you answer? hahaha.. we all faced the same situation like forever and there she is, the most attractive girl on earth, without a face yet beautiful will be virtually there for you, keeping you accompany 24 7 :)

whenever you are asked about her..

1. she is the prettiest girl on earth la..

2. you two are so deeply in love that you dont need to fling around with other girls la

3. you are so loyal that you guys last for 3.5 years together since god knows when la

4. you had sex with her already la(wanna show off your macho side saying that youre not a virgin anymore)

5. she is a student studying in _____ college/uni, kinda popular la...


but when your friends starts to pry and keeps pestering you to intro to her then...


1. she is the prettiest girl in town but cannot be compared to the girls in uni/college.. average only.. average..

2. our relationship is not stable.. i think she might be seeing someone...

3. im still loyal but it seems like she found someone else.. slut..

4. the sex was just ok only la.. i had nicer ones before..

5. she is at ______(some far away place), so yea.. long distance relationship..


all these just to avoid the topic, right? 
hahahaah.. true kan? ...


right, youre HOT virtual girlfriend will always have the below characteristics:

1. she is always in your mind but in real fact she is a he

2. you are always texting her but you dont have her number in your contacts

3. she is the prettiest girl in the world but you dont even have one picture of her at all to show your friends..

4. she never calls you at all  

5. she is your best friend / faghag (with / without her consent)