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Monday, November 8, 2010

my asshole exploded four times!!

today is such a bad day..

i set my alarm at 9.. but my tummy ache woke me up at 7.30..

i couldnt take it anymore and release the mother of all dragons from the dungeon into the whirlpool..

after cleaning up i went back to bed.. 

not even 10 minutes and i went back to the whirlpool to release more baby dragons..

it was a torturous one..

i couldnt sleep anymore so i went and had breakfast.. 

after breakfast it exploded one more round till there is no more dragons to be release..

so later that i went to uni just to find that i had been selected for the accreditation interview this year by the professional body of malaysia for my course.. 

half way thru the lecture the dragons made noise and i had to interrupt the lecture to go to the loo..

mana tau the toilet is in cleaning progress.. sien diao... i almost exploded half way walking to the next level..

instead of going back in the lecture hall i went to the library..

lunch = imodium tablets + activated charcoal

the interview went well but my asshole feels like as though 2 dicks penetrate it at one go for an hour or so...

monday...





7 comments:

  1. Aww... hope you get well soon. The pic at the end of the post is gross. Eeeewwww....

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  2. at times like this, a butt plug works best.

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  3. It's the best time to anal...lolx! My bad, I shouldn't have joked on your diarrhea...sori sori...get well soon Tulsy!

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  4. You made diarrhoea sound so interesting.

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  5. double anal?

    oh well at least you didint blame it on lotion this time :p

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  6. @CJ ~ hahahaahha.. that describes what happened!! haha

    @D ~ bubu!!!!!!! help!!!!!!!!!!!

    @skysky ~ hahahahaha.. im ok liao.. but seriously last night despite the pain i was damn damn horny!!

    @CX ~ hm.. i ate alot on for deepa celebration.. haha

    @lil dove ~ thanks dovey!!

    @foxy ~ no more lotion!! hahahahahaha... double anal sounds painful!!

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