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Thursday, January 12, 2012

junk mail reply!! :)

i deleted this junk mail i think for like 3 times liao but it kept coming so this is like my reply to Her!! lol..

Hello happy new year !
How are you doing today i,hope every thing is fine,? if so thanks be to God almighty who made it so.
My name is Happiness i am a girl. I saw your email address in a forwarded page so I decided to extend my greetings to you.
Right now I can’t really say what prompted my drive to write you, but I do have the mind that you could be a nice person.
I have an interest to meet people from out side my continent to be friends. It is my Believe that there are nice people out there who can appreciate the value of friendship,.so i will like you to mail me back to my email address so that i will give you my pictures,have a nice day and remain Blessed.
Regards,
Happiness


Hi Happiness,
I am fine, you? Bless you so much. My name is Tuls and i am gay. Thanks for your mail anyway cos if you have read my blog you wont be writing to me. Seriously!
I know i could be a nice person but i know no shit about you cos your name is a noun, abstract noun to be exact. ok la be fair my name tuls is a jargon shit as well la fine..
Your continent? Happiness, where are you from? Land of emotions? nah give you this emoticon la happiness  :)
you go find some Sorrow or some Depress and give them your pic so that they can be Happy, as far as i know Tuls need Sex to be happy so pictures of Happiness is not necessary at the moment.

xoxo  
tuls


25 comments:

  1. ahahaha!!!! :D tell us if she replies, and POST IT HERE!!! XD

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    1. that bitch macam hilang entah ke mane liao.. hahahaha.. if its not i dont think she interested in gays pun.. lol.. unless she tranny la! hehe...

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  3. wow this is interesting!!! I like your reply! XD

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  4. mengapa engkau seringkali didatangi komentar yang pelik , tidakkah engkau seorang budak yang manis lagi baik ....saya inginkan bayi dengan awak! saya inginkan tenaga batin untuk menodai awak tuls

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    1. bayi kepala otak kau... tenaga batin pergilah gunung kinabalu berlatih dalam gua tempurung entah apa selama 3 tahun baru cakap!!

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  5. btw , apart from my comment above did u see claydens comment , he says he was angry with someone , imagine the rough sex if he is angry ....yummy

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    1. you can have sex with him all you want and please go and dont spoil my market!! youre making clayden jealous by saying you want my baby tau!! :)

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  6. Tuls you so tuls la you.. haha, Could be me emailing you wor?.. haha

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    1. ahahahaha.. you try and email and see, see what i reply you! hahahaha...

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    1. lady gaga is so proud of you!! :)

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  8. haha holy shit I laughed so hard at this part:
    "Happiness, where are you from? Land of emotions? nah give you this emoticon la happiness :)"

    Sarcasm at it's finest. And I'm so not being sarcastic when I'm saying this! :P

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    1. lol... you are my apprentice ma.. if you dont laugh at my stuffs, who will? so you better laugh everytime i write something, even if its not funny ok! lol... thats one way of my slut teachings! lol!!!! you have to master the technique of Fake-ism!! :)

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  9. "if so thanks be to God almighty who made it so" - Scary....!

    Why wouldn't she be writing to you if she had read your blog? The poor gal just wanted to be a friend :p

    ooi2009 - you BM tersangat punya 'power'

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    1. because me gay . she girl. she no love gay. if she know me gay. she wont write me. i dont like ooi2009's malay.. what nodai la what bayi la.. *muntah*

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    2. Oh so you fikir that girls don't like gay??

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    3. well to me girls cant end up with gays, period. if those who like are either like faghags kinda like. and even if they like, its because we gay people are more meticulous and more in touch with our emotions than most of the normal guys which is something they want?!?!.. but they will have to know in the end that it will only be one sided kinda thing no? ...

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    4. Hmm... one sided, yeah maybe for love and marriage but not for friendship. This is the 2nd time today I 'heard' the word 'normal' being used in this context. I wonder why the choice of word.

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  10. anon1nymous1 u sexy bitch , biasalah , saya orang malaysia !

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  11. Replying to junk mail only makes the person confirm that someone IS using the email and send you more junk mails~ like TULS care.. #justsaying

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    1. betuk jugak kan... but oh well.. that email is not linked to any thing whatsoever that relates to my real life so takpe la.. muacks!!

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