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Friday, January 27, 2012

cousin: condom and lube...

so this was a conversation with my cousin and i over whatsapp..

eh, guess what i found in your bag?

err... the one i gave you? (i gave him a bag that i once used but was too much to bring over to the UK)

yea...

erm..... money? condom? lubricant?

haha.. the last 2...

omgosh are you serious? kk.. just take it and use la... see expiry date first ok.. just experiment at home or something...

lol i threw it away already...

kk...

i was rushing to tuition and i found it in the car, i told my mum but she said face cream...

WTF your mum knows!!!!!!!????????????????????

er.. no la it was too dark in the car and i was rushing so nola she didnt...

gosh... gave me a heart attack...

hahahaha.. i needed the laugh!! thanks!!

=.=

that cousin is such a slut.. but whatever la.. but i really totally forgotten that the items were really in the bag and i was so shocked!! hahaha.. but irregardless... then continued..

eh... what did you do with it la???

erm... like everything?

kk... haahah...

so yea.. i was ok about it, just that its like so wtf kinda thing...

you encountered sorta similar situations before? lol

xoxo
tuls

spotted cow i know la.. spotted dicks are only found in tesco.. they chopped the dick up and made into puddings! hehe...

23 comments:

  1. not yet...i been very careful with such things..dont want to get thrown out of the house too early :P u bought the pudding??haha

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    1. hahahahaha.. i did not beli la... so tak suka pudding one me.. i only like cookies!! hihi

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  2. apparently according to miss wikipedia, theres another version of it called spotted dog... but i like mine to be dick...kekekeke

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    1. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! i dint know wikipedia is a miss?! lolllllllllllll... i buy you la two spotted dicks ok!!

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  3. hahahahaha "eh... what did you do with it la???" seriously? hahahaha

    and no. such things never happens to me coz I'm a good boy! ^_^ (A)

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    1. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... you a good boy? hahaha.. true also la not so slutty like me...

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  4. -.- i was looking for the like button here but i forgotten blogs don't have a like button. LOL. :P

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  5. ahahahha!!!!!!! i'm so afraid of such moments lol!!!

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    1. hahahaha... he is my younger cousin so its ok je la.. very close to me!! :)

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  6. Wah.. so wasting throw away.. Aiyo....

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    1. bbut if i was he i will also throw it away... eeeeeeeeeee... dirty!!!!!!!!

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  7. Have you tastes that puddings from Tesco ? Let me know how it taste like ok.

    :)

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    1. i did not.. i tak suka makan pudding punyer! hahahahahaa

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  8. OMG such a waste, are those the flavoured ones? :p

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    1. nope.. its the drilling type? lolllllllllllllllllllllll!! hahahahahahaah...

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  10. tuls , is malimo indonesian ....is he my type and criteria .....rasa nak sundal with him ....what say u ler?

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    1. if he is interested why not?!?! but he is like so far... go and find him la... muacks!! :)

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    1. hhahahahaha.. he doesnt but his sis tahu.. thats the cousin i told! hahahaah.. oh well..

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  12. wah... must check clearly before giving out my thing... haha...

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