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Monday, January 23, 2012

water dragon come my way!!!

there are 12 different creatures in the chinese calendar.. namely SU NIU HU TU LONG SHE MA YANG HOU JI GOU ZU.. thats how the chinese hafal it.. which are RAT COW TIGER RABBIT DRAGON SNAKE HORSE GOAT MONKEY COCK BITCH PIG..

and each creature has five of its kind, WATER FIRE EARTH METAL WIND if im not mistaken... see even creature also wanna element element all, so avatar kinda shit..

so anyway...

this year is said to be the WATER DRAGON year..

if direct translation from the TULSIONARY, WATER DRAGON = DIARRHEA which is not a pleasant and desirable thing so i dowana interpret it that way...

erm.. lemme see..

hm..

k la...

May the Water Dragon year give me WET WET DOWN THERE BY A DRAGON can? lolllllllllllll!!!

hahaha...

anyway i would like to take this opportunity to wish all chinese around the world a happy healthy prosperous new year!! if you're a bit fair and perasan then its also dedicated to you la ok.. if youre dark then i cant help you la but some chinese are super dark but... erm.. anyway...

may all of you wet wet down there by big dragons ok..

and lastly before going... this is for you!! the boomziest thing ive ever seen!!

prease interpret it sankyou!! :)

xoxo
tuls

ps: if you get it then you are boomz!!
for those who dont get it, it means "long ma jing shen" = dragon horse "jing shen".. there is no such english word for jing shen.. jing shen = feeling fresh, awake?, good libido kinda shit?!!?

but in this context, its wishing all of you good health and vitality i guess, so yea!! muacks you guys!! :)

15 comments:

  1. Even ur wish need to have some sort of slut-iness in it xD lolx nonethelss, I accept it =P hahaha

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    1. lol... if no sluttiness then its not my post lor... obviously!! lollll

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  2. I wanna see the tall dark hensem tuls la... happy CNY tuls

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    1. i also wanna see that , but the nen nen quite cute ah .....can pinch his nen nen

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    2. hahahahahaha.. idiot!!! im not dark fyi!!! :) happy cny!!

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  3. no wonder i had diarrhoea LOL!

    and the pictionary is... CRAP! LOL!!! XD Happy cny tuls!!!

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  4. ahahahaha!!!! tuls tuls!!!! you always make me laugh :D :D :D

    "TULSIONARY, WATER DRAGON = DIARRHEA" - lolololol!!!!!!

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    1. hahahaha.. anytime.. if dont laugh means i fail liao!! lollllll

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  5. slut siot! u ni slut tak ? saya ada tetek yang besar!

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  6. btw , wet wet by dragon ...sound erotic wor....i wanna wet topless party with u

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  7. its wood,fire,earth,metal,water

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    1. yes master shifu.. i left out wood... and terput in wind...

      too much captain planet! lolllllllllll

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  8. Happy CNY !

    Can't wait to get wet...

    Hehe...

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