slow shit mudda faka!!

so i paid all my tuition fees and everything and cos i was rewarded for some academic excellence shit and extra koku shit i got a rebate of 7K and guess what!! i pay up all my fees in time never late and for them to issue a cibai cheque takes like what? 2months?!!!

fucker im leaving in less than a month and you say you need 2 month to fucking refund me?

what the hell?!!!

is like telling me to buy coffin after im dead!! er.... that doesnt make sense....

anyway..

fucking just go through my stupid accountt, issue the outstanding amount, get someone to sign it off then thats it la!!!

whats so difficult?!!?!

fucker that dont even need a week man!!

you want some duit fucking kopi rm50 so that i can get my cheque today is it?!

i change the 50 bucks all into 5 cents coin and i throw it to your face la cibai i need the fucking money im fucking broke now shittttttttttttttttttt!!






*breathe*

sorry... was very "ng song".... suddenly i felt that going overseas wasnt a very good choice after all... but the thing is ... ive come so far.. no turning back now.. just hope for the best for my future... hm...

stupid certs...

i was preparing my certs and dicks docs for my visa shit and i just realize something...

after all these years now baru i realize...

the most stupidest thing...

wait..

usually what is the normal size of a cert?

A4 right?

the stupid SPM cert has to be fucking smaller than the A4 size.. itu nevermind...

guess what?

STPM cert is fucking bigger than the usual A4 size!!

*irritated strained eyes*

seriously? cant they just standardize this shit? how to enter A4 folder wor.... idiots..

flight booked...

tuls is fat...

how you know when youre fat?

your thighs rub on each other when you walk and the skin starts to burn and then with the addition of the sweat makes it worst! 

yea.. thats how i know im fat! :)

hahahaha.. i know a few of you will be like: *in a bimbo tone* yerrrrrrrr.. tuls is a fat boy, lets not read his blog anymore.. we only like hot and sexy ones, i wonder how he got all the sex last time.. yer... fatty... 

*rolleyes*

you can lick my ass! and now its fatter its sweeter! 

hahahaha.. i know this is an excuse but why am i fatting myself up now is because im preparing for winter wtf! hahahahaah.. mentah mentah UK ada winter tapi belum sampai nak jadi gemuk brown fats menunggu kedatangan musim salji...

oh well.. 

its good la..

im comforting myself in another way thinking that fat people can become hunky and hot after intense work out.. hahaha.. *rolleyes*

gay and proud! xmen adaptation.. now is 

FAT AND PROUD!!

hahahahahahahahaahhahah

tired die me...

had to go to the bank this morning the sunway branch located beside pyramid so i drove there at 8.30 but couldnt find any parking and so i parked inside pyramid. 

from the carpark to the bank takes about 10 mins walk.. so i reach the bank and guess what the bloody bitch wrote there open at 9.30am and so i waited like a sohai for 45 mins, went in and realize that there is a form that i left out in the email that is require for the bank to issue me a statement for my visa so i thought of just walking home cos i dowana drive my car out and pay parking again so i walk home from the bank and it took me 15 mins to walk home and guess what?!!! i left my house key in the car! thats just great!!! so i walk all the way back to pyramid's car park, another 10 mins and walk home 10 mins.. print the stuffs out and walk all the way to the bank.. 15 mins.. altogether i reach there at 8.45 but i baru settle everything 11.30

later that i went to uni to get my transcript and my prof said that i got a tan... but in my heart i was like saying.. this is a tan over a tan.. sohai sun i hate malaysia's weather for now!! grrrr

after uni i went and meet bubu for lunch.. he tapau-ed my favourite food for lunch and ate at his place with his 2 brothers...

after makan i feel so so so tired so i just drop dead at the couch.. bubu join me minutes later and we were lying on each other comfortably..

bubu needs to go soon to teach while i need to go collect my CAS letter for my visa and we were so tired we literally said...

i wanna sleep... i wanna sleep *simultaneously*

i dowana go and take the letter....

i dowana go teach..

then the second brother was like ....

one dowana go take letter and one dowana go tuition... then dont go la...

lets just sleep *in a tired way*

yea.. lets sleep... *lazy tone*

*EYE POPPED BIG* *WTF LOOK* *SMIRK*

what?

omg!! we are not gonna have sex la~!!!

hahahaha.. sleep is the real sleep la!!

how i know you la!!

*all laugh*

lead a normal life...

so i have lots of versions of what my mum had said to me about the gay issue and still denying it that im really gay and hoping that i could change (btw im still not out to her) and this is the latest!

after coming back from my cousin's wedding that she dint attend cos of work...

so hows the wedding?

it was ok la.. normal nia.. got my favourite roasted piglet! haha...

mm.. the bride pretty or not?

yea... 

*look at me seriously*

what? *giggle*

you have to lead a normal life ok i tell you...

oh my god so now my life is not normal is it?

*both diam*

then i went into my room.. hahahaha... we dint quarrel.. just avoid the topic nia both of us.. hahahaha.. its not that i dowana come out to her.. i just dowana another commotion, not before i leave... everyone has been saying that its a good opportunity bla bla bla... you are not me, you dont know the situation.. period!

update...

i just came back from a funeral down south and bubu went for his dance thingy up north... we are once again apart.. but still reachable by phone..

ok.. to boast a lil... i receive a fan mail thingy.. muahahaha.. so here it goes...

hi tuls and bubu :)

i've just came across your blog a few hours ago, and i've spent the next few hours reading.

nice blogs you guys have there.

i'm currently in an ldr, which hopefully will be over soon, in a good way lar... cannot tahan alredi, haven't meet my bf for almost one year, haha.

im leaving this country by the end of august, back to malaysia for good. it should be about the time you arrive in europe. best of luck to both of you.

cheers

its really nice to get feedbacks and mails from readers which i appreciate very much and akan menge-reply everyone of them.. some even became close email-based friends.. so terima kasihs to semua yang write in.. (padahal onlyy a few, hahahaha)

long distance is really a thing for quite a number of people.. skyhawk la.. will.i.am la...

how does it really feel?

yes you are connected by technologies but its still different in a way lacking the warmth of cuddling and the touch of the lips.. etc..

its gonna be tough for bubu and i..

but we have decided already.. that we are gonna fully utilize the remaining time we have here in malaysia.. whatever happens after the separation, till then baru see la how..

and thats TULS 3.0.... 

hm...

how long do you shit?!

was talking to a fellow blogger and suddenly my shit like nak keluar sudahs so i went to ze toilet and melepaskan geram sitting on the kimberly clark seat!

after 2 mins i keluar and re-chat back and he was like...

Done!!

yer!!! so fast!!! you shit like a goat arr??!

then? takkan i sit there and wait for heaven to come meh?

i sit very long one leh!!

why?

wanna gain inspiration ma!!!

O.O

so must sit long long till the thighs and legs kejang!

=.=

anyways...

SO how long do you take to shit?!?! do you sit down and mengeram telur while reading the newspaper slowly flipping the pages with your saliva-dipped-fingers while consuming the aromatic air? or like me, when the urge is there masuk tak cukup 5 mins then keluar?

booked my flight...

i might be leaving end of august if my visa is approved... the flight was booked by an agency... hm... to think of it i only have like 6 weeks left in malaysia if its true..

so much to think..

cannot say stress but..

hm...

guess the ldr will be here sooner than i thought..

haha..

oh well...

im going for a wedding dinner after this.. damn lame got wedding dinner on a tuesday...

its either the date is super awesome or the couple is desperate to get married cos ada "so ha" in the buncit... hm... so ha = bayi in kantonese...

oh well..

gonna be extra fat again... nyum nyum nyum nyum...

part of me is super excited and cant wait to go over to UK, i never thought that i will be missing this place but now.. as the date grows close... somehow.. its coming up.. the part that i never knew exist.. haha.. is this normal?

like the part where i realize how much bubu means to me after i go down to sg for a week... not that he dint before.. it just confirrm the feeling i have for him...

hm...

sei lor...

after this will have depression and stress and rambut gugur semua... shit man.. i dowana be like the ang mohs... all botak one.. hahahahaha.. jahat aku...

oh well...

blah..

dont care la...

dreamgirls...

went for a musical last night in Istana Budaya - Dreamgirls... its the one beyonce and jeniffer hudson acted in and so the bar was raised damn high cos the expectations is there... 

it was the Gala night and everyone have to somehow wear formal clothes and even the Sultan Perak was present to watch it and guess brapa harga ticket ku? RM400 hahahahaa.... and i got it for free!! yay!!!

bubu ada 4 friends in it and i know 2 of them so boleh la... go and cheer them on!! :)

the girl that played Jeniffer Hudson boleh katakan SAMPAI la... not too bad la but the beyonce role is so disappointing!! beyonce ada itu OOOMPH that the small kecik Cheryl Samad tarak!! i dint know she can sing and... yea.. it was overall great la but whenever beyonce keluar i will just tutup telinga.. hahahaha i know i jahat...

We Are Dreamboys.. Boys... we'll make you happy.............. hahahaha... 

Dreamboys will never leave you!! :)

i slept for like 12 hours last night and im still tired... 

hm...

i need to get my bio clock back jor...

its taking a toll on my body...

ABSOLUTEly awesome...

it was my last day in temasik and so i met up with my first ever singapura kawan that i made thru trevvy :) anyway... he was saying like i cant say that ive been to singapore if i did not went to a sauna here and so off we go gushing thru the mrt rushing to chinatown cos i have only 1 hour left before my  meetup with dancer66(not bubu), a blogger whom i made friends with a few months ago...

out of the mrt station jalan tak sampai one minute boomz we reach jor destination.. so cipat right! i know!! so we entered and i registered, ambik tuala and sekali buka the door... omg....

...

...

two fattys presented infronna me posing on the bench.. its like the sumo wrestler kinda size one the tummy and they can proudly fold the tuala HALF and wrap around their waist.. i salute them la... if i got those kinda body i wont even come out of the house until i burn them all off muahahaha... but maybe la they go sauna to try and sweat it all out.. i know im such a bitch to kutuk fat people.. i know im fat also... haih.. anyway.. continue..

naik a few steps is my locker jor G05... that cibai receptionist guy tau i virgin go and give me locker thats located at the main walkway where everyone from everywhere can see and im like omg i feel like puking.. i kept on asking my friend ei, can we go? i got bf le leh.. come places like this kinda guilty de leh... and he was like aiya, its an experience... dont worry so much  or something la.. i forgotten jor so anyway knowing that i only got 30 mins left to explore the whole place i know that i wont have time to do anything so i went on with it..

stripped and wrapped myself up and im ready to go... and so he explained like there are 3 floors kinda shit... first floor is like steam room and shower place.. second floor is the Maze or some shit and the third one is the balcony...

first thing he ask me to do is to rinse my muluts with the mouthwash there and i ask him why need to do this de? and he was like you never know who youre gonna kiss later...  i was like wtf thinking no way im kissing anyone else but just rinse for fun! hhahaahha...

FYI everywhere you go there will be people by the walkway as though they are attached to it looking at you like hitz fm non stop like that ... so you will be damn conscious de and kinda scary.. but if youre a slut then hehe.. no worries la.. you will like the attention and the lust in the air!! :)

so we went into the steam room sin.. masuk jer i cannot see no shit cos pit black like ju-on's condition like that just jalan while holding my kawan's hand.. hahaha.. damn kelakar.. anyway.. so he brought me explore the whole steam room and after knowing the outline of it we sat down near the door cos got light shining thru and steam sikits... steam for like tak sampai a minute... 3 orang masuks...

jeng jeng jeng...

2 of them went and stick to the wall by the inner side of the room and then the last one came in... very hunky big guy.. he came near me and i was like omgomgomg... he smell me sikit like some animal like that then i quickly pull my kawan then he back off and went to the other 2 guys and OMG he terus grope their bawah with one hand each and i was like wtf.. and keep turning and twisting and it gave me a hard on and.... ok time to go to the next level.. cos i know if i stay any longer i would wanna take part too :) ... so off we go to the next level...

the next level full of mirrors and its like a maze lor.. this one cannot fully explore and hafal the track cos no time and sangat keliru cos maybe first time.. in the maze there are closed sections for actions de! kihihihi... we went into one to check it out and dalam ada big mirror satu, cushion, domdoms, lubes, and tissues :) kihihihi... the walkway is the size of 1.5 person and guess what, along the walkway there are like tens of twinks and hunks glued to it and terpaksa la to ter-raba them whenever we pass by one.. so turn on if im single! hahahahaha... *rolleyes*

then the third floor... balcony.. very relaxing and windy... and there was a cute bartender there then at the time  and i was like asking him for the time and shoot i have got like 7 more minutes and off i dash down to take a quick shower and off i went off from that place...

its a place to go if im single.. i say IF,.. haha.. but its gonna be a long time to use that again i think.. hahaha... the men there are all hots de leh.. i went on monday :) kihihi... a mixture of builts but lots of twinks and hunks... wow.. all macam makanable one! 

can lose control de leh inside and if tak ada willpower yang big.. so if wanna go please bring kawans sekali unless you wanna slut around then go alone.. like what rihanna said inside can smell that sex is in the air!!...

xoxo

tuls

old crush..

so i was sitting on my desk table 003847 in KL for my ielts test and my oh my i saw someone walking from behind me  two rows away with the broad shoulders and tight long sleeved navy t shirt.. his two chicken wings are so prominently displayed and by my second glance i realize that he was one of my crushes in high school..

i scan him from his long and slightly curly nicely hand-combed hair down to his hot hunky torso right to his bawah.. and suddenly i felt hot even though im right infronna the air con..

haha... thats what you call a crush..

oh well... its just an old crush... i still love my bubu alot! :)

everyone has got their crushes and its not wrong when you feel fuzzy around one..

anyway i did well in my ielts hopefully no SLUT or BITCH was inserted in my essay la.. hahahahah...

out to closest cousin...

my cousin was driving us down to JB to celebrate my bro's birthday before heading down to Sg and then...

tuls, you got girlfriend edi arr?

no..

what happen to the last one?

er... no more edi...

are you dating?

no..

why? you like men is YES!! .................it...?

the car became quiet for a solid one minute... i dint know that i will answer even though she hasnt finish her question yet... but.. hahahahaha...

my mum said to me the other day tuls you better stop doing what you are.....

and the conversation goes on for a whole 2 hours talking bout gay stuffs and all.. its damn funny la the whole process and im glad in a way... i dint ask her why she suddenly said that but... maybe she knew it a long time but dint wanna say it out.. she is my closest cousin after all..   

Singapore 2.0

where do i start?

it was a food heaven for the babi lovers like me omgosh...

i gained 5 kgs and a invisible double chin when i reach KL...

i think can write the upcoming 10 posts all on singapore but that will be boring if i do so kan? haha... maybe the next few la that touches on the slutty stuffs? hehe.. 

but one thing is that i have to thank the people that really given me this fully sponsored long trip, although they might never see this post but if they do, thank you secara ikhlas..

i might be going down again next month when my bestie comes back from aussie! hahahaha... such a slutty me!! wohooo!! hahahah...

i just woke up from a 13 hours sleep... ielts and VISA thing is draining me... hm... after this week should be fine...

see you soon bloggie! :)

back and busy..

i was on a "cousins getaway" vacation for a week plus and when i got back i realize i have so many things left to do for my visa thingy and im kinda lacking behind.. so i was out the whole day today and bubu is inside dying hoping that i wont get my visa approved kinda thing so that i will stay back in malaysia and dont leave him here alone...

its very selfish of him but i like!!,

but i know that he is still supporting me all the way cos he respects my decision and i lagi like it that way! hahaha...

im really tired...

after this got some stupid english test somemore and then im back to rushing for my visa thingy.. hahaha... play somemore la tuls, serve you right!!

so many things to write about the trip but hor, kinda no mood... stress wey... fuck.. visa o visa.... will mengeupdatez soons! muahahaha... 

oh yea... tuls and dancerboy might have a new blog thingy, a joined thingy soon! hehe...

MIGHT la.. i stress the might jor... so... just stay tuned? is tuned the right word? whatever la.. hahaha... 

down south.. again..

im heading down to johor as im writing this now.. somehow la.. hahaha.. my bro's brithday so will be there for a couple of days.. then after that just leap over to my temple to pray to the DOBI GOD...

i know...

damn lame...

hahahahahahahahaha... oh well...

here i come...