was talking to a fellow blogger and suddenly my shit like nak keluar sudahs so i went to ze toilet and melepaskan geram sitting on the kimberly clark seat!
after 2 mins i keluar and re-chat back and he was like...
yer!!! so fast!!! you shit like a goat arr??!
then? takkan i sit there and wait for heaven to come meh?
i sit very long one leh!!
wanna gain inspiration ma!!!
so must sit long long till the thighs and legs kejang!
SO how long do you take to shit?!?! do you sit down and mengeram telur while reading the newspaper slowly flipping the pages with your saliva-dipped-fingers while consuming the aromatic air? or like me, when the urge is there masuk tak cukup 5 mins then keluar?