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Sunday, July 17, 2011

ABSOLUTEly awesome...


it was my last day in temasik and so i met up with my first ever singapura kawan that i made thru trevvy :) anyway... he was saying like i cant say that ive been to singapore if i did not went to a sauna here and so off we go gushing thru the mrt rushing to chinatown cos i have only 1 hour left before my  meetup with dancer66(not bubu), a blogger whom i made friends with a few months ago...

out of the mrt station jalan tak sampai one minute boomz we reach jor destination.. so cipat right! i know!! so we entered and i registered, ambik tuala and sekali buka the door... omg....

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two fattys presented infronna me posing on the bench.. its like the sumo wrestler kinda size one the tummy and they can proudly fold the tuala HALF and wrap around their waist.. i salute them la... if i got those kinda body i wont even come out of the house until i burn them all off muahahaha... but maybe la they go sauna to try and sweat it all out.. i know im such a bitch to kutuk fat people.. i know im fat also... haih.. anyway.. continue..

naik a few steps is my locker jor G05... that cibai receptionist guy tau i virgin go and give me locker thats located at the main walkway where everyone from everywhere can see and im like omg i feel like puking.. i kept on asking my friend ei, can we go? i got bf le leh.. come places like this kinda guilty de leh... and he was like aiya, its an experience... dont worry so much  or something la.. i forgotten jor so anyway knowing that i only got 30 mins left to explore the whole place i know that i wont have time to do anything so i went on with it..

stripped and wrapped myself up and im ready to go... and so he explained like there are 3 floors kinda shit... first floor is like steam room and shower place.. second floor is the Maze or some shit and the third one is the balcony...

first thing he ask me to do is to rinse my muluts with the mouthwash there and i ask him why need to do this de? and he was like you never know who youre gonna kiss later...  i was like wtf thinking no way im kissing anyone else but just rinse for fun! hhahaahha...

FYI everywhere you go there will be people by the walkway as though they are attached to it looking at you like hitz fm non stop like that ... so you will be damn conscious de and kinda scary.. but if youre a slut then hehe.. no worries la.. you will like the attention and the lust in the air!! :)

so we went into the steam room sin.. masuk jer i cannot see no shit cos pit black like ju-on's condition like that just jalan while holding my kawan's hand.. hahaha.. damn kelakar.. anyway.. so he brought me explore the whole steam room and after knowing the outline of it we sat down near the door cos got light shining thru and steam sikits... steam for like tak sampai a minute... 3 orang masuks...

jeng jeng jeng...

2 of them went and stick to the wall by the inner side of the room and then the last one came in... very hunky big guy.. he came near me and i was like omgomgomg... he smell me sikit like some animal like that then i quickly pull my kawan then he back off and went to the other 2 guys and OMG he terus grope their bawah with one hand each and i was like wtf.. and keep turning and twisting and it gave me a hard on and.... ok time to go to the next level.. cos i know if i stay any longer i would wanna take part too :) ... so off we go to the next level...

the next level full of mirrors and its like a maze lor.. this one cannot fully explore and hafal the track cos no time and sangat keliru cos maybe first time.. in the maze there are closed sections for actions de! kihihihi... we went into one to check it out and dalam ada big mirror satu, cushion, domdoms, lubes, and tissues :) kihihihi... the walkway is the size of 1.5 person and guess what, along the walkway there are like tens of twinks and hunks glued to it and terpaksa la to ter-raba them whenever we pass by one.. so turn on if im single! hahahahaha... *rolleyes*

then the third floor... balcony.. very relaxing and windy... and there was a cute bartender there then at the time  and i was like asking him for the time and shoot i have got like 7 more minutes and off i dash down to take a quick shower and off i went off from that place...

its a place to go if im single.. i say IF,.. haha.. but its gonna be a long time to use that again i think.. hahaha... the men there are all hots de leh.. i went on monday :) kihihi... a mixture of builts but lots of twinks and hunks... wow.. all macam makanable one! 

can lose control de leh inside and if tak ada willpower yang big.. so if wanna go please bring kawans sekali unless you wanna slut around then go alone.. like what rihanna said inside can smell that sex is in the air!!...

xoxo
tuls

9 comments:

  1. Fulamak TULS!!! I don't think I will ever have the courage to go.

    But your narration of the whole place makes me LOLOLOLOL. :)))

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  2. oh wow the maze sounds interesting! it's nice to hear descriptions about places I don't see myself visiting! at least got some idea now :P

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  3. ditto to tom! wait till i get 8 pecks and what ever shits first la

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  4. got alot of uncle or not? hahaha. Malaysia's MM quite alot and its pretty disturbing

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  5. i was the guy that was in the dark place lah ! next time , u shud just reach out for me and moan , i will come wan !

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  6. absolute is absolutely ... XD

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  7. @Tom ~ hahahaha.. terima kasihs! :) its ok not to go... just read it and imagine dah cukup dah... muahahahaha...

    @Jboy ~ gogogo!! you will be thrilled! dah cakap youre a slut masa tu but now pulak dont dare! hahahahaha

    @Tempus ~ ooooooooo.. i believe in you! get your 8 packs!! believe in yourself!!!

    @ituanjingbetina ~ there got no uncle de leh surprisingly.. macma ada but the body so fit i dont think uncle fit the description lor! hahahaha

    @ooi2009 ~ right...

    @zeev ~ :)

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  8. uncle but fit is NOT UNCLE BUT UILF!
    sadly malaysia too many fat UIDWF

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  9. tuls...
    where the place???
    never knew it when i at Singapore...

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