Secret in the drawer..

as usual i am the maid in the house and there are lots to clean in the house and yes, because of my procrastinatory nature, its taking forever to do so..

yesterday when i was clearing one of the drawer in the study room attached to the study table i saw an immigration form...

form for marriage...

and its dated 2011..

that was of course when Keith was still with his ex, a 6 year relationship thingy..

and it got me thinking...

were they heading towards that?

like thats the year they broke up too...

and yes he is asian too.. but of course not blessed with features as good as mine *flip hair*... anyway...

and like hm....

Keith was downstair resting then by the lazy couch and of course i didnt ask him la, i just took the form and threw it in the bin..

hm...

well the form was empty like, just that the immigration like to have the date updated yearly thats why the year was inked on the form..

....

if he were to ask the question, i think i will hesitate to answer lor..

and they say when you hesitate, the best is to stick with no..

hm...

whatever la...

the thing is my visa only allows me to work for a year and i will have to return to shitholeland and if i were to apply to work in the UK i will have to do it Malaysia and chances are really slim...

Keith and I went thru this discussion before and all he can say is: youre a smart boy, you will know what to do..

i literally -.- in my brain...

i mean.. haha..

no one knows what the future holds for us kan...

so better off not thinking about it la..

sneak peak of Keithy at the back.. :) lolllllllll

two guys kissing at the airport...

this happen in my dream one.. so i was virtually at the airport sending my friend off to Bermuda Triangle..

he was with his alltimeloverbutindenialduetocircumstances-boyfriend and before he left for the hot gates, they kissed...


15 years ago, if i were to see this.. i will go YERRRRRRRRRR O.O

10 years ago, if i were to see this.. i will go search for related porn to kill my curiosity..

5 years ago, if i were to see this.. i will go AIDS!!!!!!

now.. i go awwwwwwwwwww.....     :)


its quite different how things change with time, in life, experiences we acquire along the way and experiences we picked up could really transform a person.

like for example ignorant people will relate gay with AIDS. AIDS is step 100, being gay is step 1. we cant just jump to 100 and skip the rest in between. just like wanting a baby without having sex -.-

20 years ago AIDS would be step 3 or 4, but with advancement of the medical industry, AIDS cases are rarer and rarer now.

Back then, you will get a full blown effect of the disease and get AIDS in like what, 3 years? and then you will just die of a simple infection. With the meds now, you can live for over 20 years.

In uni, there was a lecture on HIV and there was a special acronym in it called MSM and when the lecture said that it was men who had sex with men, it was just hillarious in a way that they have such a thing. lol

So, few fun facts of HIV transmission for you guys

50% of the newly diagnoses HIV patient are MSM

if you are on HIV medication with full discipline, having unprotected sex is quite safe. lol. thats in my opinion la cos the number of virus in the blood is so low!!! 

you can live for more than 20 years if you are strict with your medications.

if you dont take your medications properly, in the long run, you will need to increase your tablets, in the UK, the highest number of tablets taken by one HIV patient is 26 tablets a day.. and you need to take it for life!!!

most of the awesome meds have ugly side effects, most of them could make you out of shape, some gives you nightmares!!

living with the disease is really very depressing like, so if you know anyone who has the disease, do not despise them. who are you to judge him or her. just dont have sex with them la!! why cannot be friends?

before i go..

if you know you have HIV and you have sex with someone who doesnt know you have it. that is wrong even if you wear condom!

if you curse someone especially me to have AIDS, you will rot on earth, and in hell!!

xoxo i love you guys..

Finally graduated and moved in!! :)

Thank you thank you semua!

Although i didnt get first class, it is still an honours degree.. lol.. sekadar cukup la kan..

everything is kinda falling into place bit by bit..

i moved everything to Keith's place on tuesday and now im in the midst of unpacking, unpacking is such a bitch, like seriously. i think i need another week. moreover he hasnt tidy up the place for my barang so i yang kena buat all, i have to clean the shelves to put my stuffs.. benci kan.. lol... now the living area and the study is full with my barangs.. like literally cannot walk like that.. hahahahaha...

graduation is in 2 weeks.. i cant wait to wear the robe and jalan jalan.. hahahaha.. looking at all those photos people ambik, its just another ceremony yang kena pakai formal nia kan.. im gonna sweat la in this heat of 15 degrees... urgh... lol.. masih nak complain i know... hahahahah...

visa is in the making so ok la... im officially starting work in August!! thats another anticipation :)

now im officially a fulltime maid. no more in the making. memang made maid! lol..

anyone wants to lend a hand?

xoxo

what if i broke up with Keith..

im in the midst of moving into Keith's place, everything will be fully shifted by the weekend.. in fact he is going over to my place in an hours time to bring the remaining stuffs over...

im gonna be the official housewife in a few more days, my lease ends end of the month.. haha..

as the saying goes, a woman's work is never done!.. i dont know how la am i gonna cope with maintaining the penjagaan rumah and all..

im quite a cincai person edi, he is more cincai than me, so macam make me have to buck up on tidiness etc...

one evening when i was having dinner with one of my housemates...

ei, so when are you moving over to Keith's?

erm.. i moving slowly la every week...

mm... ei, ask you question arr, im not saying anything la, but arr, but la, listen arr, BUT, what if you and him suddenly half way tak jadi ke ape ape... then how?

hm........................ ......... what if only la kan................ ei, actually kan, now that you say kan, only i realize, that i never thought of this before..

-.-

what?!?! hahahahaha... memang la, tak la think so much.....

i know la she as a friend is just concern... but maybe she doesnt know about me and keith also la, and also maybe she knows i always keluar main main sebelum keith..

but... like honestly, i never thought about it before..

but i think there isnt anything to worry or think about since we wont be quarreling.....i hope.

hahahahaahah...

kan kan?

wah, just imagine half way apapa,... how to move again, laugh die me...

but nah... not gonna think about it..

keith is a noob...

when it comes to music, you can say keith is the noobiest.. but he wont back down, he will die die also pretend he knows the song..

sunday when he was sending me home after dinner with his friends, Kelly Clarkson's my life wont suck without you was playing and he was quite excited...

i know i know this song!!!

who's this?

............... PINK!!

-.-

WHAT??

-.-

its kelly clarkson!

who?

-.- nevermind....

how would i know right....

-.-

then the next song came up.. it was adele's rolling in the deep...

hehe.. how bout this?

this of course i know!!

who?

..........*after 5 seconds*.................. Rihanna....

-.-

.......WHAT?.............

-.- its Adele....

*pop up eye big big*.........................*embarrassed*...........

-.- youre a disgrace to your country.....

*speechless*

after that lady gaga's poker face was on...

dont tell me you dont know this!

of course i know!!!!

if you dont know this i will jump down from somewhere...

wait!! i know!!!

come on!!!

this one she has got like her hair... like... you know.. the hair...

i know... -.- .... everyone has hair except you.... and yes her hair is funky everytime.... who is she....?!

zaza or something....

-.- *jaw drop*

its gaga...

see, im still correct, just an alphabet different...

*face palm*

hey, i know bruno mars ok!!

-.- thats all you know........... -.-

uncurable disease... laugh die me ....

dildo by the sink...

so i went to Keith's one afternoon by myself and he was still at work..

as usual, i reach there and the kitchen was filled with all the unwashed dishes, typical angmo.. so takpe la, i clear up everything then i went up for a shower..

cos shower run by gas need to let the water to run for about a minute before it gets warm.. after turning on the tap i look right and saw the vibrating dildo in the sink..

and i look nearer i saw that its used, dont ask me what i saw but i was like laughing my ass off there!!

so after shower i terus whatsapp him...

oi mister! how are you feeling today?

busy. its a beautiful day isnt it? work work work...

sun too glaring, i dont like...

lol.. go out for a walk!

well i did, i walk all the way to your place..

??

why is the dildo in the sink??

.................well, i was horny this morning and i had a wank...

you forgot to clean and put it back.. hehehe.......

well... how would i know, i didnt know you were coming...

oh, dont worry about it, no sex tonight ok since youre emptied!

youre mean!!!! so mean!!

:p

you think we did it that night or not? hehe...lol

now my babys dancing, but hes dancing with another man..

its been a rough week for me, haha.. lots of emotions here and there.. vulnerability enhanced significantly, and i still can laugh about it, cos its kinda over liao..

anyway..

Keith brought me go jalan jalan to clear my head and get some fresh air, its just like a 10 mins drive from his place to this field.

this field then led to a path like a mini boulevard like that and i was like asking is this path like a cruising ground for gays..

no!! this is where i grow up! howay man!!! (howay is like the local slang for come on!!)...

lol.. how would i know, this path is so dodgy and so narrow... will i get rape here?

*rolleyes*

so this narrow path brought us to another field and from far i saw some cute creatures that make me go wow!!

it was going to rain liao the weather but luckily it didnt.. just show face nia those clouds so benci..

at one point the horsies came to us cos i think they thought we are coming to feed them..

and its public ground by the way..

so anyone could go there but there was no one there that day and its just very peaceful...

on the way back, when Keith was sending me back home, bruno mars's when i was your man was playing and maybe cos of all the stirred emotions, i teared up thinking of bubu..

haha.. i know its silly... of course i look to the left so Keith wont notice..

but like...

its the cliche moment where the song sings the exact same situation that you are/were in and...

haha... oh well...

although it hurts, i'll be the first to say that i was wrong...i know im probably much too late, too apologize for my mistake, but i just want you to know..

i hope he buys you flowers..

i hope he holds your hands...

give you all his hours...

when he has the chance...

take you to every party cos i remember how much you love to dance...

do all the things i should have done...

when i was....

.......

oh well.. i still miss him...

a little.

witnessing live cage sexy times!!

exams finally over and done with last thursday and so is(hopefully) my degree life!

i feel so old to just finish my degree now.. like seriously.. but whatever..

so saturday night keith and I joined tom and jerry for a nightout in the city, getting wasted(them) and just have fun.. lol.. its not my kinda thing but i just tag along... i dont drink konon...

im gonna skip to the last pub we go to, as i blog before this pub has a "VIP" lounge downstairs and "things" happen down there, keith and i were too full to drink anymore, him and his cider and me and my coke, lol and so i suggested why not we go down and check it out since the first time we came i was so nervous i didnt really "check" the place out..

haha.. and so keith brought me down...

we went into the first "area", it was smaller than I thought it would be, but there was no action whatsoever.. there were just guys waiting inside...

the second area, was very dark, keith peeped inside and said: oh yea, there's definitely something going on inside!!

i was too scared to peep cos im afraid guys will touch my face when i peep and those hands dont know touch what before and so i didnt peep... im so useless! hahahaha...

anyway..

so we just lepak at the common lounge outside the two "areas".. there was a bar and 2 cages with a few standing tables kinda thing... keith and i just lepak there for awhile, and as we are about to leave the area, a waiter brought a twink to one of the cage, opens it and the twink went in...

at first i didnt realize what was happening and then he started to strip and omgoshhhhhh.. i was like wtf.. is this really happening?

i mean this area is not secluded whatsoever, its like open... and i thought stuffs like this only happen in amsterdam or some shit.. lol.. and i was omgosh...

think he is in his early 20s, definitely younger than me..

at that time there were 3 asian twinks hanging about that area too, omgoshhhh... two of them went by the cage and started groping that twink...

my brother instantly erected..

like omgosh i was so hard i whisper to keith: omgosh this is such a turn on... REALLY? uh huh....

keith was just hugging me and we were just watching.. hahahahaha...

it was getting all intense after that, one of the asians took his dick out and cageboy started sucking him.. and the other asian cannot tahan he jumped into the cage..

the cage is situated horizontally on the floor and 1 person fits in perfectly, 2 person in it they cant even turn.. lol.. and i hate cages on foor where the person needs to crawl in.. ahahaha.. maybe cos im not that flexible.. lol..

anyway, things were so heated up i was like omgoshhhhhhh... at first it was just keith and I and that other asian friend, mana tau after that the cage was kinda surrounded, everyone was just looking... and like.. it was so fired up after that they came out from the cage and there were so much groping, jerking, sucking, kissing and like with ugly dirty old geezers and young twinks and like my mind was just thinking of one thing at that time: SEXUAL TRANSMITTED DISEASE!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

oh well...

it was a fun night and i even had a dirty thought when the boy was still in the cage and I whispered to keith: i feel like pissing on him...

oh... i didnt know youre into that kinda thing...

haha... well... its.... i dont know..... lol..

hahaha...

but it will totally spoil the fun for all of them if i were to done that!

a lil sneak pic...

things i like about Keith...

lol, i want to do a series on this... see boleh capai brapa banyak! :)

so Number 1, he change his sheets every 2 weeks! never fail.

wow!!

more gangho than my mum!!

our sohai weather in malaysia so teruk have to change more often kan? tidak.. i think i change once a month in msia

this cooling weather in UK also he change every 2 weeks, this one i really feel very comfy...

so, i give medal! :)

he puts loads of conditioner and it smells realllllll good!!

this one his mumma really taught him well.. hahahahaha...

exam thursday, everyone add oil for me k! muacks!!

Lapan Mei...

seeing fellow Leonut's post saying that he is celebrating his blog's second anniversary made me realize that mine is another year older than his.

Three years liao... and still blogging.. haha.. so rare la..

when i was younger i dont like writing karangan, i dont really like to write at all, my writing skills are limited, tenses and grammar all kelam kabut one, haha.. and pieces that i wrote are usually bland and dull, i dont really know how to create suspense and bring emotions to what i write, usually la, but.. haha.. oh well...

they say blogging and writing more could improve your writing bla bla bla nonsense.. hahaha.. how would someone improve with this kinda writing, without apostrophes, no letter casing whatsoever and the whole post is filled with HAHAHAHAHAHAs -.-

but this is definitely a place where i can pen down anything and everything and I can dont really care what people say..

so, lets have a toast!


........

this is to HOPEFULLY another year of crazyboomzier me and posts filled with those! hahahahaha...

Happy Third Anniversary Bloggie.

mumma says mumma says NIAMA LA mumma says!

during the winter days, before makan, keith will always take the plates and put by the fire place to warm them up..

mumma says, you need to warm them up before eating, that way the food wont get cold when it touches the plate

-.- seriously -.- ...............

and when i boil rice using normal pot, i will wash the rice and put the water and turn on the gas stove to boil it but...

mumma doesnt do it that way.. mumma always boil the water first before putting the rice in...

-.- well, im not your mumma, do you wanna do the rice instead? cooking alone is alot of work already, you do the rice ok?

awww!! youre evil, its been a long week at work you know..

-.- well, if youre not gonna do the rice then shut the fuck up!!

attitude!! ATTITUDE AGAIN!!

ok, im not gonna cook!

hahahahahaha... then he purapura come pujuk me from behind...

-.- its not gonna work...

so every SATURDAY morning he will usually bring us peanutbutter jelly toast and nescafe gold blend to our bed and wake me up to makan one..

but after finish makan and all i will bring down and cuci la as usual, the maid kan...

BUT KAN, THE KITCHEN WILL BE FIlLED WITH BREADCRUMBS ONE LOR... AND THE PEANUTBUTTER AND THE MARMALADE WILL BE LEFT OPEN AND ON THE TABLE..

-.-

Keith, did mumma not teach you to wipe the table after preparing food?

what? *acting stupid*

did mumma not teach you how to use a cloth?

what?? what what???  i cant hear you.... *tune volume of tv up*

mummas not doing a good job Keith... 

attitude!! ATTITUDE!!!!

*rolleyes*

angmoh no understand chingchong part 1...

i think this would be a good series.. there will be lots of occasion where what we say doesnt make sense to the angmohs.. i shall pen down any that happens!! :)

this happens when Keith came back from work in the midlands..

hey, youre back!! hows work?

work was fine... hows studies?

-.- boring...................

any mails?

yup... 

and so he read the mails and one of them was for an election of some sort...

oh, there's an election going on..

here too?

yup...

when?

today..

what? are you going?

yes... its just 10 mins down the road anyway..

hm... well i need to go to tescos to get some stuffs, you wanna go vote before or after we go tescos?

well, i'll go vote now and we'll go after that ok?

alright.. drink some water before you go...

huh?

?????????? err.. drink some water before you go...

huh? why do i need to drink some water?

-.- no, fucking just go, dont drink... 

O.O

i think i was brought up in an all year hot and humid climate cuntry where people tend to sweat alot and lose water and our parents tend to nag us to drink more water and keep ourselves hydrated at all times.. but to "some" angmoh.. i dont know whether can i generalize this but like they dont get it! and i dont even know whether do they drink any water at all -.-

and so!!, i cannot use this kinda thingy at home cos he wont understand the story behind it.. hm.. maybe i should explain why did i fucking ask him to drink some water..

am i being motherly?

before going out, momma always say: be careful ok, drink more water arr, stay away from back alleys arr boy, dont go out until so late arr, dangerous ok!! if not coming back must tell me arr!! 


im not that bad am i? i just use one of those motherly directional words.. lollllllll

New Daddy...

no im not talking about Keith...

:)

ive got a new daddy...

well, he is not like a daddy daddy kinda daddy... erm.. he is a real daddy with a wife and a lil princess..

and the weird thing is he lives in the US and he reads my blog -.-

see i know this daddy thru his "brother", Niey that is also from the US... and Niey has two other siblings, Sunflower and Mascara that are pumped crazy and boomz!!

the thing about this daddy is that he is really annoying, but his annoyingness is not optimum, sometimes the level is really just CMI but he thinks he is greatly annoying and his goal is to annoy me but he fail lesmiserably... and yesterday he was like: i kept refreshing your blog, why didnt you update? 

i was like -.- i have fucking exams next week la... i really cant wait to finish uni life, like in 2 more weeks, everything is gonna end.. .....*deep breath*..... hopefully it ends la... dowana fail anything...

so thats it, ive got a new extra-terrestial(however you spell it) family over the other side of the world! lol.. US is nearer to me than Msia now i think.. hahahahah... more on new family will come later la..

the stressing moment is here!! to all who has got final exams, all the best ok!! :)
 

Love

tuLs

oh yea, i shall name this Daddy, O' Connor! :) so, Daddy O', i did update this blog ok! and i iz a good boy lol... you work hard and sleep well old man.. haha.. :p

i love you Niey, good night.

i did something nasty!!! hahahahaha....

its not my fault ok!

i feel so bitchy suddenly..

ok, so three weeks ago i ordered face wash and moisturizer from ebay. Usually I get it from the supermarket one but mana tau that bitch doesnt carry that brand anymore.. so the benci me have to source for online stuff lor.. and so i bought the stuffs and it say that it will arrive maximum 5 working days cos within UK ma.. so ok lor... i mai wait lor...

waited for 10 working days, i cannot tahan liao, i wrote a complain letter to ebay and the seller and he terus apologize and refunded me..

i was pissed for 2 seconds la then i ok edi... so anyway, that night itself i went and cari some other seller lor and then bought liao, this time got some promo so i bought more la.. anyway... paid liao... the next morning the face wash came without the moisturizer from the previous seller..

-.-

i just diam nia...

im not gonna email that fella edi..

i iz bengang...

i iz bad boy wor........ how?!! should i email that fella arr? sent it back to him need postage lagi.. or should i leave it neh...

btw my letter from malaysia tak sampai2 even after 1 month edi.... :( poor me...

I fart you fart we smell.... :)

ive been a dedicated cook lately.. and i love onions, dont get me wrong, they are lovely! but as you all know... the side effects.. hehe.. lots of the wind down there one!

so .. anyway...

its a norm thing liao i think..

that at night we would bomb each other with our gas! :)

some days they are not bad, some days they are killer!!

the best one is during sleep! under the blanket! powerhouse i tell you!!

i think ju-on also will die inside before it can come out and kill me! lol..

i think we all watch movies where if the partner farts in the blanket, there will be fights and like break up and divorce and everything kan...

keith and i... erm... hahahahaha... we fight to see whose fart is smellier! lol...

of course, this could be avoided by me not making so much onion containing recipe(which is never)! so.. i guess this is a new norm!! :)

hahahahahahaha...

btw, its not a fetish, if youre wondering.... 

i was excited for 10 seconds..

the notification on my phone states that ive got unread emails and so i clicked on it and when it appears i couldnt believe my eyes, i was like reading the name of the sender out loud and reassuring what im saying and seeing is really true!

haha.. without opening the email i knew it was legit and i was literally out of words/breath/thought for a few moments and then.. i smiled...

i took a deep breath and i continue smiling..

the excitement wasnt there anymore! i felt contented. i feel like tearing. i felt blessed.

im still smiling like.






the past 2 months was really an adventure for me. it was like taking the road that was not taken, not knowing what awaits you the next turn or the other side of the hill..

lots of emotional cards being played on grounds that were never existed..

i have accepted a few terms in life that i once was strongly against..

i view life and the world in a different perspective a couple of times, all different angle , telling me, showing me a whole new paradigmthingymagic..

im not good in bombastic words and i will feel awkward using one! lol...

anyway..

its a good change,..

something after awhile, if we are caught unaware, everything change back to the way it use to, sometimes it does, sometime it doesnt...

anyhow, i think as long as at the moment of time, you,ve fully enjoyed yourself, given your all, everything else doesnt really matter...

i think im getting old...

this is so not me writing this kinda thing... -.-

urgh... must be the cold! spring my ass, fucking 2 degrees!

ok tulsie, you have to focus back on your studies, your exams is in a few weeks and you have lots to cover!!

why only tiramisu? why why?!?!?!

so ive been a good boy, househusband, maid, sexprovider etc this whole 2 weeks and yup i even made dessert.. tiramisu..

dear, im gonna make tiramisu later...

again?

err.. yea....

why?

cos i still got the cheese left in the fridge, will have to use it before it expires.... i dowana wait till 5 years and its still in the fridge right?

-.- well, why not you try something else?

-.- well, i have got no time to do it...

you got no time and you still can watch lord of the rings 1 2 and 3 -.-

ok fine, im lazy to learn up new recipes!!

well...OK, FINE! im gonna make TIRAMISU and EAT ALL BY MYSELF!!

youre cruel!! youre mean!! you have to share you know... i love coffee! *fake cry*

no! coffee is bad for you! and i use 5 egg yolks in it, it has high cholesterol! its all mine!!!

hey, you know i love desserts.... i just thought why not change something different...

-.- i'll learn it up after exams! so, do you want to eat or not?!

*nod twice with the jin kak smile*

*rolleyes*

youre a blessing, not a burden...

so, dont worry if you think youre bothering me..

dont think that by talking to me you are wasting my time studying..

i need to have a break once awhile..! im only human!! :)

and dont think by telling me your troubles i will be burdened by it and will affect my studies and all... -.- come on.. im really good at filtering stuffs in my brain... so dont be stupid ok... you kan know my skills in "filtering" in my atas brain! muahahahaha...

and i know you wont be listening to anything i write pun so whatever!!

im still gonna post this..

and i want you to know that im here for you you idiot...

and im not a maid..

thanksbye...

kutuk my car!! niama!!

its a lovely day today and we drove to town to get me some groceries, not because i asks to, its because it was on the way -.- .. and then we went to get some tiles from some warehouse along the coast road in Newcastle cos mr Engineer here wants to retile the whole bathroom!! *claps* -.-

anyway so as we were on the way there we saw lots of mercedez along the way and he was like

wow, look at all the mercedez...

eww... such a nice car but they have that big butt behind, such a turn off!

well, i like them! cos you could have more space for anything you know.. dont you like estates?

........err.. so bulky... yala, i know you get to put more things la but....

la... -.- what car do you drive back home?.........

ferrari? -.-

bentley? -.-

mercedeProton!

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

-.-

muahahahahahahaha....

what so funny?

can it run? -.- MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

ok, let go, no touching my hands for the rest of the journey!!

aww, man, youre cruel!! come on man!! :)

and i pushed his hands away and he kept coming back but i am bengang!! although proton cars are laoya but i drove that for four fucking years before coming here so i iz bengang him!!

and he keep trying to make me laugh, i did laugh in the end but still i didnt touch his hands the whole journey! that would teach him not to make fun my proton!!

ish!! i damn benci him!!!!!!!!!! eeeeeeeeeee

housewife to be...

like seriously..

im only here for a few days and i feel like im Maria...

people who called Maria are so kesian, always kena associated with maids..

anywayyyy...

i do the dishes, the dishes and the dishes..

i walk to town to get groceries , no trolley have carry 10kilos of grocery back at least twice a week..

cannot use car cos the husband say: you need some fresh air...

-.-

ok fine..

at least got exercise a bit la..

have to think what to cook everyday cos ideas running out, all my cards that i have for cooking sudah keluar, so now i have to recycle my cards and add a bit of things yang lain to make the dish special.. -.-

but luckily he is not a fussy shit, he eats everything except for tomato! :) muahahahahhaa...

one day i made tomato soup, i just finish the whole 2 litre pot by myself in one day! :) my favourite!!

this ang mo lang quite funny one, i feel like jumping off the building yesterday when i was clearing the kitchen cabinet.. cos..

i found loads of "food" that were supposed to be expired years ago..

one dated 2006..

i give up...

me: dear dear, can i ask you something?

yea honey?

permission to throw anything thats expired in the kitchen! PLEASE!!!!!

O.O      ok......

seriously!!! carbonara sauce thats opened, expired 2010... -.- seriously!!

geeezzz...

-.- opened packet of sphaghetti, expired 2006...

well, its dry!!!

-.-

can i throw please!! im asking you permission cos its your stuff! i dowana be the bossy boyfriend who throws stuffs away you know!!

geeeeeeeez...

am i bossy?

errr... yea....... ..............but but.. ...in a good way..

hehehe... glad you know.. im only doing it for your own good and for the tidiness of my kitchen! muahahahahahahaha

geeeezz...

throw the rubbish for me now!!!!!!

but,... its been a long week for me! (he got a whole week off this week)

long week my ass, i have to cook for you day anOK OK... i'll go... d night... goooood boy! :) 

geeez, youre mean...

byatch!

youre so cruel to me... :)

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