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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

the perfect boyfriend..

i stumbled upon this quote saying:

the perfect boyfriend

DOESNT SMOKE

DOESNT DRINK

DOESNT CHEAT

and

DOESNT EXIST!!

how true is that.. haha.. i mean the perfect boyfriend is definitely out there somewhere for everyone of us, its just whether we actually found that someone or not.. 

to find him is a problem, and when we really do found him, will he thinks that youre his perfect one? now thats another question to ponder! lol

me? 

i have my top candidate in malaysia! haha.. he is currently single and available! :) if any of you wanna cow him please go ahead and take your shot! lol.. he will be in marketplace this saturday night! lolol if youre ugly buy him more drinks cos sometimes when men drunk, double vision you might look ok! -kumar :)



i only saw HUGE COCK and nothing else! :)

7 comments:

  1. i dont drink i dont smoke i dont cheat. LOL!

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  2. and i do exist :P
    but that's never gonna make me a perfect bf. XD

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  3. wah so quick you got candidate,since you're still single don't forget to try European sausage:)

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  4. I dont smoke, dont drink and dont cheat too!! Haha, perfect status achieved.. XD

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  5. huge cock hahaha! it sure fills up the ass well :P
    gosh, i'm such a slutty bitch lately >.<'

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  6. @ninja ~ good for you! i know why.. hehe...

    @ash godiva ~ err... my candidate? lol.. you slow la! wtf! hahahaha.. bubu la tu!

    @Klex ~ haha.. good la! your other half should be happy.. lol

    @jboy ~ *high 5*

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  7. i agreed that to find a perfect one is hard...
    keep finding...

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