singapura - the culture

1. the walk fast fast

seriously everyone is like rushing everywhere i have no idea where they wanna go.. usually in some halal countries you can see the escalator both the left and the right side everyone just stand there nia.. relaks.... but in sg, the left side usually stay put but the right side macam asyik ada orang nak lalu... i experience a few blonde moments when i just terstood there on the right side then terkena the EXCUSE ME thing.. so memalukan.. hahahahaha... and during peak hours omg.. the crowd is even worse.. the escalator moving and the people on it all moving.. so funny.. hahahaha.. seriously like they are rushing to go reincarnate or something... sometimes i just laugh one side... oh well.. advance country wtf..

2. bags

at the mrt station you can see de lo, especially the ladies, if its not coach then its  gucci.. everyone has got an least a MENG PAI bag.. and the LONGCHAMP thingy, almost everyone is carrying it lor, old auntie, young girls, even the MENS! seriously de! i was like what the fuck?!?!?

3. language

i was at the central part most of the time and everyone seems to speak only english..hm... you watch all the channel 8, UTV, channel 5 and all in johor, they all crap in mandarin kan? but central semua cakap english... and you can sense de lor when you speak mandarin got double standard they will look down on you.. you know what i did? being the good chinese boy my mum raised me to be, i speak MANDARIN all the way to irk those son of toooot! and when they really fucked me, i FUCKED THEM BACK WITH MY ANGMOH-ISH ENGLISH FUCKING ACCENT.. NABE!!! take that la..then they stare at me.. and my cousins will just laugh and we just walk off.. the more they hate my mandarin, the more i speak loud loud in fronna them..

4. tan

maybe its the gay thing here.. cos all the guys here are tan.. i think most of the gay ones la.. if youre fair, you cannot make it to be gay? unless youre either lala, lala gays are fair.. or the ah beng gays... if not usually all the hot gays are all tan.. if youre not tan, they will look at you one kind? correct? hahahahahaha,...

5. body

most of the guys here all quite well built de lor.. is like you go anywhere also got de.. the face cannot make it then too bad la but still got body de.. hahahaha.. seriously sometimes you can see even old uncle the face like cement like that but the body still got shape de leh.. really pui fok.. hahahahaha...

6. car mentality

a friend once told me about a story where in uni this ugly guy is despised by all the friends but when the girls found out that he has got a car, they all POK JU go attached themselves at him.. i mean got so melampau or not? heard that the permit to buy the car is as expensive as the car? hahahaahah... so gua cheong.. so malaysians please dont become PR and drive there so that all the girls will cow you ok! hahahaha...

7. attitude

ok la.. this one got nothing to say la.. i think everywhere in the world everyone will also got this sombong kinda thing but there is this one time i was in isetan shaw house was at the calvin klein area and this four eye-d attendant was like looking at me, i was talking to my cousins then, in mandarin, whatever la, he got no smile one like the lips kena botox cannot move one, some guys the face so ugly edi some more dont smile look so slappable then after that he went back to his other colleague and like i think talking about us i was kinda ter-irritated i went thru all the calvin klein shirt and take up one by one pretending to look at the size and not ngam throw back and mess up his whole troley of clothes NABE KAU, you go and lipat back your 50 percent off shirts la bastard... mess with the tuls.. eeee. benci benci.. hahahahaha.. i also quite jahat la.. hahahaha.. but whatever.. *flip hair* moving on...

8. fred perry

just because the shirt ada some coloured stripes and some of them macam rainbow then all the gay guys beli them is it? hahahahaha.. seriously one alot of them wearing this shit hear lor.. and like the logo is like some padi sawah where malaysia state flags a few of them also got.. damn kelakar! hahahahahah... we can go like, is that fred perry? or is that a PERLIS STATE SUPPORTER?! hhahahahahhahaahhahahah

9. metrosexual

was at kedai dobi god and this straight couple was like holding hands and the bf was like wearing so tight the shirt like gonna explode anytime and the way he walks like catwalk like that omg!!! me likey.. kalahkan so many perempuans... hahahaha.. 

10. kiasu

the kiasu definition here should be pointed towards like whenever there is something new(nice or not), people will go and kepo and try, for example the bubble tea shit GONG CHA, i mean its not really that nice but the queue to buy that shit is like what 20 30 person queue.. i was like what the fuck?!! it doesnt make you hotter in any sense people!! and the walk fast fast thing.. seeing everyone walking so fast it also makes you wanna walk faster - KIASU! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH.... 

oh well.. 10 things.. should be enough gua.. hhahahaha.. cant think of anymore for now...

overall i enjoyed my sg trip... cant wait for the next installment :)

singapura - the makans

the food places here damn awesome de.. they dont really like cater to the muslim cos you can get babi everywhere! hahahah.. like seriously!! 

1.  PORK RIBS @ TONY ROMAS - SUNTEC CITY

had the onion loaf, half a loaf omg its so awesomenesS!! thats like appetizers and the main is like guess what!! BABI!!!!!!!!! WOHOOO!! St Louis Sampler is like this four different flavour cut of pork ribs which you cant get it in the halal country omg its the yummiest ever! like seriously must go try kinda shit!!! its so tak halal i feel so refreshed after makaning it.. hahahaha.. *rolleyes*

2. BREAKFAST @ TOASTBOX / BREAD TALK

Bread Talk and Toast Box is like the in thing here! every 10 mins of walk you can have one of them or maybe both in fronna you and the queue at peak hours are like siao!! omg the flossed buns are fucking good and guess what?!!! hehe.. its Babi floss again! hahahahaha..some malls itself has got like 3 branches in it.. like so keganasan to the max man!! so boomz!! i always order my milk tea, half boiled eggs, and the floss buns for breakfast and tea breaks :)

3. PORK CHOP @ THE SHIP - SHAW HOUSE

this place is kinda secluded, but unlike that halal country, this one got pork chop oh em gee!!! damn worth it and damn hiong la this pork chop thing, 2 slab of pork chop that goes with a soup, dessert, drinks, sausage, and aglio olio sphaghetti for only 18++ dollars.. yummy...

4. KUSHIN BO JAPANESE BUFFET @ SUNTEC CITY

awesome place again, had like tens of slices of sashimis, salmon belly omgucci!! love the desserts, they have the eclair thing thats so awesome! you have your grilled menus the salmon belly and the bacon with enoki mushrooms are to die for!! and also they have like a variety of tak halal soups! muahahah... another tak halal place..

5. PU TIEN @ CITY SQUARE MALL

we had the braised pork intestine!! fucking nice.. the Putien Style century egg omgucci is delicious, the steamed cold pork belly with garlic sauce yummY!!!!!!!!!! fried brinjal with pork floss was okok.. maybe cos i makaned too much pork floss jor.. hahahaha.. and lastly the fried hing wa mihun!! its filled with seafoods and mihun finer than normal mihun.. the sweet corn juice is a must try! :) *wink*

6. STRAWBERRY CHEESE CAKE ICE CREAM @ HAAGEN DAZS - CLARKE QUAY

there were belly dancing performance from where we sat and all the ang mohs out with their gadget camera smua smua asyik record and snap snap snap like hamsap lou like that... and the boobs.. wah.. dono push up or real de... must go press and see

7. REESE BUTTER CHOCOLATE COOKIES

one of my favourite, some halal country macam tak dapat cari only.. so difficult.. only get to taste it when my bestie belikan untuk i from aussie..

so basically thats it la.. tak makan sucky food so far this trip so tak lah complain so much, food wise the impression masih baiks! :) muahahahaha...

singapura - the places

so i was kinda hilang entah ke mana for a couple of days.. kihihi... was in singapura man!! wohoo!!

my passport sudah diunvirginized already!

was in johor for my grandpa's birthday then went with 2 cousins of saya masuk woodlands, dapatkan EZ Link card saya yang worth 27 dollars, MRT-ed all the way to some dobi thingy! hahahaha.. dhoby ghout station! sounds so like the kedai dobi, anyway...

went there for like 3 days 2 nights kinda thing, almost walk the whole central area jor lor!! anyway so these are a few observatory shits collected and jotted down lor :) only around central la.. tak pigi more outskirts de places..

1. Bus Stop Depan Rumah

serious shit, buka pintu depan is the bus stand jor!! awesome kan?!! hahahahaha..

2. MRT connects everything!!

turun jer HDB flat kami walk tak sampat 1 minute sudah sampai MRT station!! FUCKING AWESOME MAN!! masuk jer MRT it will bring you to anywhere you want to go, wont even kena rain, wont kena sun! that city link thingy links 3 different malls together its like damn freaking awesome lor, i first time there so macam jakun maze lost world shit! muahahahaha... you can even go to the airport and like study there for exams man, there is so peaceful and like so convenient to go to.. i would lor if i live there..  maybe SG small la thats why can like so.. like.. yea.. like that la..

3. Orchard Road itself got 4 Zara outlets!

omg!!!!!!! its like heaven leh!! Zara has like his own bangunan, TOPSHOP jugak, like 3 three storeys tim..

4. No need car!!

unlike some countries, this one boleh jalan anyhow you want and everywhere everyone walks! you basically dont need a car! heard that there are some plans that the MRT line thingy will be more extensive in the future that will cover almost every part of sg! now also damn awesome jor.. in future mai lagi awesome..?! i walk from Clarke Quay station all the way to the river walk thing, pass thru ONE Fullerton, pat my merlion, walk walk walk reach entah ke mana macam mana then got double helix bridge then marina bay sands.. the view at night is damn awesome lor.. and wont sweat de damn keawesoman! hahahaah..

5. Conveyor Belt catwalk thingy

the MRT stations there in SG has this long stretch of walk way but to make distance short there is this conveyor belt thing kat dhoby ghout station, i asyik catwalk jer when i pass there.. one day i think pass like 3 4 times lor damn sampat! hahahaha.. erm.. there is this underpass in ONE Fullerton jugak that has that conveyor belt thing.. damn awesome..

6. Sentosa

this place quite ok la.. bayar a few dollars then can enter jor.. universal studio saw the globe, bought some reese chocolates, my favourite!! went to the beach, there are a few there la.. but we went to the one sounded most like tuls slut thing so went to the SILOSO beach.. just because ada the S and the L ! hahahahahahahaha... but nothing much there la.. waste time.. so panas then cos went in the morn.. so in the end gulp on mcflurry and sit the tram shit back to the station and off we left.. hahahahaha..

7. Movies - Grand Cathay

the grand cathay hall is like the awesomemess place to watch movie lor, unlike some cathay somewhere, this one the kaki can stretch damn far out and the hall is freaking huge! hahahaah.. stupid tgv niama tak guna ban for life that one!! ooops! terwatched KungFu Panda 2, sorry bubu, my cousins belanja so.... kihihihi..

8. Clarke Quay

all my bimbotic ang mos gather around here lor!! i went there on a tuesday night and it was kinda pack jor.. cant really imagine on weekends.. must be filled with angmos... gay ones should have i think.. heard that zirca thing on sunday night is kinda awesome de.. kihihihihi... must go see see one day.. maybe cos i went was malam so kinda mazy again, i know that place is like partially indoor-ed with some air con blowing out from hole like thingys with bars and clubs by both sides of the place.. whatever you call it.. damn damn pack lor.. that small clarke quay thing i think got around like 50 or more bar thingy/food place lor.. damn saturated.. awesome shit..

9. Places I went

Vivo City

Suntec City

Raffles City

Marina Bay Sands

Marina Square

Shaw House

Paragon Shopping Centre

The Cathay

Somerset 313

Ion Orchard

Tanglin Mall

Wheelock Place

Clarke Quay

Sentosa

Esplenade

Riverwalk

Double Helix Bridge

10. Funny Names

BRAS BASAH - wet bras

BUANGKOK - throw cock

ESPLENADE is pronounced as ass-ple-nate BUT

PROMENADE is pronounced as PROH-ME-NUT

so funny right? both NADE but different pronunciation in the MRT stations and i was like WTF?!! cant you just standardize this shit!

finally sinked!!

ok la!! after a deep long alarmless sleep!! (just woke up by the way, its like 3.25pm!!)

it sinked in jor that my summer hols are really here!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAH...
wohooooooooooooooooo!!

read the instructions carefully and choose the best answer. dash it in the EDPAC sheet like this after doing so!

i have like nearing to 4 months worth of hols!! hm.. what should i do leh?!
(a) sex?
(b) movie marathon?
(c) exercising?
(d) shopping?
(e) travelling?
(f) part time working?
(g) all the above?

i know its super lame.. nevermind.. lalalala...

this week and next week's schedule full jor! so perasan man me! wahahahahah!!

this weekend anthems!! wohoo!! im coming baby!! i will whip my hair back and forth!!

merdeka!!

its official!!

summer hols started jor!! hahahaha..

final paper went smoothly like baby's skin...

it ended at 5pm.. but now it still hasnt sink in yet the fact that its finally over! hahahaha..

i just got home and i feel like i need to open a book to revise but there isnt any..

oh my.. hahahaha..

wohooo!! i cant wait for the weekend man!!

pink dot is coming up soon and i cant wait to go with bubu like oh em gee! hahaha.. Jason and Vince are going too.. and also KeeCeeJay and his hubby.. not forgetting PLUBOY and his Cookie Monster! wohooo!! we will form a smaller malaysian pink dot there at another corner! :) cos we are not allowed to form the pink dot at the centre! we make it at a corner!! HAHAHAHAHAHA...

for those who are going, see you there then! wohooo!! for now i need to get back my backlog sleep! :)

night!!

when teasing becomes annoying..

you know its kinda nice and cute to be teased once awhile..

but what if the teasing is continuous!?!! hahahah...

its so annoying!

bubu went on this teasing frenzy one afternoon, an in an hour he did it like 10 times making you doubting whether whatever he says after that is true or not omg i feel like slapping him!

then later we make agreement!!

bubu say when he touches me and tell me something, means its real..(so lame...)

but i tell you hor, its not practical de lor!!

for eg..

i dont like your stomach...

er.. whatever.. you have to live with it!! blek!!

*smile*

what?!!

i dint hold your hand right?!

OMG!!! NOT FUNNY!!!! SO LAMEEEEEEEEEE!!!

its really so not practical! hahahaha.. but in the end it made me laugh non stop!! stupid bubu!!

is it ok for a bf to trash you?

so you go out with a bunch of friends and one of your friends trashed you kau kau and then your bf got angry confronted him and fuck his fist into his mouth.. fine..

the awesomeness feeling is there.. the WAH MY BF STOOD UP FOR ME feeling.. haha..

but hor.. what if its the reverse? your bf is the one trashing you in front of your friends? can you accept that? ok if its joking once in a while.. but what if its a constant thing.. like in science dulu kita ada pembolehubah yang dimalarkan? remember? to what extend can you accept? if he trashes about your outlook appearance...? your sex performance...? your bad habits...?

what do you think?

do you feel like he should be the one standing right by you and supporting you all the way? if the things he says embarrass you, is that acceptable?

squeeeeeeeeeze!!

its a routinal thingy that when either of us are driving, if we do hold hands, it will be on the lap of the drivers side.. haha.. cos if anything the hand can kuai kuai chup up the steering ma..

so yesterday bubu was in a kinda emo mood entah kenape, or was it tired.. and he was driving and was somehow quite like you know moody driving style.. or not? erm.. erm.. like break will break bery deep and sudden.. and drive till very near only break.. aiya emo la.. 

so some parts along the LDP, you know LDP damn sohai one, good traffic then full stop then again and again the same shit! how can a highway be jammed where there are no traffic lights pun! so sohai kan?!?!?! anyway.. so because of the good traffic - full stop thing... i damn gan chiong la.. and the way he drove makes me sweat lor.. got one instant my armpits and the whole back basah wtf..

*gan chiong moment - omg the car is damn damn near - breaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak*

*eyes open big big*

you know you dont have to squeeze my leg so hard one right?!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH *burst out laughing* fucker what happen to you la!!

im kinda like.. tired.. dono la.. bad day...

*took my hands away from his leg and put on my leg*

*another gan chiong moment*

OMG YOU DONT HAVE TO TAP THE DASHBOARD TO INDICATE FOR ME TO SLOW DOWN LA!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i gan chiong ma!!! oi!! drive properly la!! HAHAHAHAHAH

you COME! i let you drive!! 

NO NEED!! YOU DRIVE!! PLEASE LA!! drive properly la!! moody also not like that ma..

after that ok jor.. serious shit make me panic only.. dah lah my ketiak already banjir kilat! babz!

i hate drawing human.. fail!!

diarrhea 3 kali sebelum finals!!

today's paper is thought to be the toughest paper cos of the annual record of highest failing rate.. 

i slept at 5 woke up at 7 and my tummy hurts like fuck 

at 8 i exploded in the mens and again at 10 and again at 1.30..

my paper was at 2..

fuck me!!

i will need to finish 5 essay questions in 3 hours and when i reach the third question the feeling came...

i know im going to exploded but i scolded  my shit i say: you fucking go in and let me finish this shit! 

and so guai, it went in.. 

i think i know why.. cos this morning at 8 i release the mother dragon already, but she yai yai(naughty), she went and lahirkan baby dragon.. so baby dragons are usually more guai.. 

im glad the toughest paper is over!!

i think this paper is the easiest among all the previous papers i did..

oh well.. im just glad its over..

ok baby dragons, you can come out now!! :)

the end is near!! i want my freedom!! come to me... grrrrrr!!

oh yea, i just realize this and shit is actually the rearrangement of alphabet! awesome right? *rolleyes*

hobi saya - sot orang!!

should be some kid that is still in some elementary school lor! he is so so so cute i laugh until i teared just now! hahahaha.. if you dont laugh at least like a soh loh means either youre too stress or you have some emotional block.. hahaha.. thats how i conclude la.. anyway this boy is so so so so cute and he is so multiracial to use the three main languages.. damn gao funny.. kerana memasuki 2 mata di muka saya! hahahahaha.. oh my tuhanku!! damn soh hai!! omgomgomg!! dont think he knows what is kaunseling lor! hahaha...

he got potential!! to have funny entries in his blog in the future!! :) *jumping* i think i want to make an entry like that also la!! so cute!!

acid splasher..

there is a serial acid splasher out in KL.. that animal siao one.. so many died jor.. and its not even funny.. one day i saw this friend's status asking pretty girls to beware of the occurrence...

Status: Beware and inform all yr female frens or loved. Attention to all females! If you're a guy, be aware to and let your girl friends know about this too.Beware of "acid man"!

A: luckily im not pretty!!

B: hou choi im not pretty!!

C: haha.. im only cute so no need to worry..

tuls: pretty boys wont kena one hor? *rolleyes* hahahahahah...

seriously lor its damn scary lor.. 

it makes KL not a very safe place jor to think of it..

oh my gosh i cant even imagine if terkena.. all the reported images are just horrible..

all i can say is if youre not in a car then you should be worried.. what if the acid splasher suddenly turn homophobic!?? 

habit number 1..

my first noticeable habit!

you know sometimes you do something unknowingly that its outt of the ordinary, its not somehow weird but you dont see other people doing it..

well something that i just saw today was that all my life.. whenever i am going upstairs.. i tip toe up!

whether im in slippers or shoes or bare! i tip toe.. hahahaha... i consciously try walking up flatfooted but hor.. cannot lor.. after a while it automatically switch back to tip toe-ing lor...

anyone of you got this tip-toe syndrome?

dumb black!

recently i got in touch with a few new gay bloggers, some old ones, and "some" commentors.. ooi2009

*perasan mode ON*

some of them said that they were inspired by my blog to write and i was like wow! thats cool..

some of them ask me..

are you really lengzai?

what makes you think that? who told you? *perasan*

oh, from the blog, i get the impression from the blog..

from the blog can sense the lengzainess one meh? i blush ok...

hahaha.. i also wanna feel the other party next time liao then.. hahah..

some of them indirectly ask me am i a dumb blonde kinda thing...

can sense de..

when i look at my scalp in the mirror really closely, the hair root is indeed blonde, but after that its dark brown jor.. my grandma's hair is gold, not white, she never dyed it before and she is 78, my dad's is also gold - light brown, so its natural that im turning into one as well.. 

so to answer that, the answer is NO! im not a dumb blonde! im a dumb dark brown ok! *flip hair* but now cos the hair damn thick so its kinda dark, so its dumb black!

*look at nails* *flip hair again*

anyway..

what is the purpose of a blog anyway.. haha..

to me, i can portray the side of me that i can never do it in front of the public, not that im a two face bitch split personality kinda thing, its just that.. haha.. i can be a blonde here and no one cares! padahal rambutku hitam keunggulan.. 

dont hate me cos im beautiful - keri hilson! muacks!

xotulsxo

hypocrite ? or letting go ?

sometimes you get hurt..

sometimes you get hurt so bad by that one person that you say you will hate him forever..

you go tell the whole world how bad is he, how a bad ass is he to treat you that way bla bla bla..

you swear in your life that you wont wanna have anything to do with him already..

i have that someone in mind now...

i bet everyone does..

but the thing is after awhile.. maybe months or years..

you suddenly met that person back...

and.. you dont feel the hatred anymore..

and maybe(certain cases) you try to befriend him back.. will it work or not thats unsure..

but if you guys really get to work things out...

friends that once thought you guys were enemy, or maybe unfriended him because of what you told them will think that youre a hypocrite?

will they?

so if this cases arise, what should you do?

you just do what you think is right irregardless what others think?

hahaha.. oh well..

just a thought...

are gays slutty?

just B3cks asked are gays slutty?

from my previous poll asking are you a slut? 1/3 said YES, 1/3 said GOING TO BE.. hahahahahaha... i mean that cant represent the whole gay population but still..

he too stated that : i cant stand guys who say I LOVE YOU to me everyday but ON and OFF have fun with other guys..

have you encountered guys like that before?

Helix said that 

Males are programmed to spread the seeds (horny every other second and gets turned on more superficially in general). Females are programmed to be selective (conditioned horny). The male will do the mating ritual (showing off) most while female will do the confirming ritual (flirting off and acceptance). So what attributes to slutty and superficial? You see this in both hetero and homo. Just that with gays, you have both male and feminine side in large doses...teehee

Lucifer then added

It's not because we are gays, it's because we are guys.

i mean how true is that..

the thing is there are gays who are not slutty at all(RARE), there are also gays that are so slutty that they cant be tamed not matter how hard they try, and the third type is the type that was slutty but not anymore because he found the one that unSLUTifies himself! 

the view of the society of us gay community is that we are a bunch of all-time horny slutty  whose minds are all about sex sex sex! every guy thinks of sex every 7 second as so they say.. the more they view us that way the more we will fight back, prove that they are wrong, we cant change the view of the society overnight, but we will have to start somewhere sometime some point.. we are no better than what they call us if we dont change.. haha.. what i say might not mean anything but.. yea..

the latest episode of Glee is awesome! :) episode 20 :) my friday song is in it!! wohooooooooooo!! friday friday!!

dowana PDA = Shy / No Balls / Respect ???

are you the PDA kinda of person?

do you like to show off overwhelming actions with your partner to the society around you?

me leh, i will try my best not to PDA if we are in public spaces or if there are friends around = RESPECT..  .. rolleyes for some of you but whatever.. blek! i know myself cukup! hahahah..

sometimes bubu will think that im not affectionate enough because to the friends around, it wont seem like we are together because i will try to minimize any form of contact, its just me being.. like.. "considerate" to the other party even more if he is single and we are like mushy mushy kinda thing.. hahaha.. that was when i first start to know him last year.. it ticks him off always.. hahahaha.. 

but now he has learn to understand my ground and i understood his as well. he just want a lil assurance maybe just the hand around the waist or something hahahaa... but yea.. its different for us now.. was with another couple the other day and being attached longer than the other team makes us not to lose in respect of closeness.. got such thing wan ar?! hahahahaa.. but if it was me a year ago, i wont agree to do what i did.. hahhaahaha.. no need to disclose.. hahaha...

whenever excessive PDA happens, people will tend to "hey, get a room" you kinda thing but the thing is we dont have a room.. so... whateverla.. *flips hair*

i havent seen him for 2 weeks cos of exam thingy and me being in johor kinda thing, so when we did meet for the first time after 2 weeks in KLPAC for the musical, in front of all his friends and my friends, i kissed him on the lips eyes close :)  haha.. its against my no PDA in public spaces shit but.. hahaha.. whatever la.. being in KLPAC is kinda safe to do whatever you want cos i can feel like more than 50% of people performing/working/attend shows are all LGBT! hahahaha..

wah.. so brave already arr these days. *smile*

of course!! *smirk*

why so brave one?

klpac gay village ma.. so its ok lor.. 

*hug*

i know he damn happy one that stupid boy... :)

baby fish anak ikan...

was with a friend watching a musical number in KL recently and the audience was filled with lots of young cute looking guys... then he was like..

ei, tengok.... anak ikan...

*i was like what?!!!* huh? whats anak ikan?

erm.. its like those baby fishes la.. erm.. lets say if an elderly guy ends up with a younger guy, that guy will be his anak ikan..

erm.. wah... ok... but.. erm.. whats the criteria? as in to be an anak ikan..

young la.. around 17 - 21 like that...

wah!!!! AWESOME SHIT!! im also an ANAK IKAN!! WOHOOOO!!!

hhahahahahaah... youre A BAPA IKAN, so big!!! hahaahahahaha...

HAHAHAHA.. NO!! im a ANAK IKAN YANG BESAR!!!

are you an anak ikan?!! is your version of anak ikan same as my kawan'z!?

happy birthday tuls!!

wah, turn eye between, one year already wor...

what is turn eye between?  转眼间 dont know correct translation or not?! hahahaah..

dint know it would turn out with such good response over the 12 months :) 

terima kasihs with all the sokongan yang tidak terhingga teramat sekali sekala...

damn kelakar cos this blog lots of celebration de.. every 100 post then got celebration, then anniversary also got celebration! kihihi... 50,000 views also another celebration? hahahaha.. 58K unique views for a year, and over 100K views... not bad hor??? hahahaha... perasan much.. 

shit.. tomorrow my finals starts jor... those who doesnt need their luck please loan to me first k, then i will give it back to you after my last paper on the 24th :)

jia you jia you!!

happy birthday tuls, tuls is now 1 year old jor!!!

xotulsxo

what size is appropriate for you bottoms?

bottoms or versatile bottoms,

i bet most of you tried a few talents up your asses before :)

so whats the average size of a normal penis for malaysians? haha... normal is subjective.. and its determine by our genes no? you have good genes then boom your kukujiao is big!! if not then.... erm... you can work on your skills lor.. *rolleyes*... anyway..

whats the size that you can tolerate?

do you prefer long ones?

or you like shorter ones?

or do you prefer thick ones? i know PLUBOY can tolerate thick ones but not too long! kihihi.. sisters ma... blek!

straight or curvy?

myself, i like straight ones.. curvy ones are kinda like erm.. have to adjust adjust.. leceh.. hahahaha.. cannot be thin lor, and at least a 5 if not no feel.. hahahhaha... 

is dick size important in a relationship?

IS DICK SIZE IMPORTANT IN A RELATIONSHIP?

this poll was done last month lasted for 31 days and boomz 132 votes, awesome figure!!

53% say that YES it is important 

but 

46% say NO

...

the last 1% dont know what is a dick?. nevermind.. moving on... *rolleyes*

where did the 1% percent went to anyway? hahahahaha...

its almost 50 50 but yea it is still important huh? kihihihi...

for a top, they dont really care about the dick of their bottoms but its an added bonus if its big la.. you can hold it and stroke it while fucking.. foreplay is funner too...  :) you can slap it like a tumbler(不倒翁) and it will pop back up if stim la..

but what if...

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so... you(a bottom) go on a date and really fancy this guy, and he too have the same feelings for you..

after one month of dating, its official..

then later that wanna take this relationship to the next level and found out that his dick is only like a 4 or lesser..

what will you do? just dump him???!!

i fake it once, i just fake my moans and everything cos i really cant feel a shit.. and he cant even wear the condom.. i finished it fast so that i wont have to fake any longer! muahahahaha...

a new poll is out :) please vote! muacks! to the right to the right...