there was this advertisement on facebook but i cant find the HTML so cant paste it here but the story goes like this, this old couple was awaiting for their son to come back for dinner in their kampung on chinese new years eve and yes he did came back for new years eve but left the house once he arrived, went out and lepak with his friends.. the mum since morning had boiled sai yong choi soup and the couple waited for the son to come back to have family dinner but only return home 1 am in the morning.. the ad end with the father heating up the soup and pour out a bowl for him but he rejected it and went straight to bed..
its sad la..
but what even more sad is, he actually used it agaisnt me..
b, so this year how long will you be in skudai wor?
hm.. i think for 1 day only...
alah.. then i mai cannot see you lor?
nevermind la...
but i came for you last year mar.. thought that i can do it again..
er... last year different mar, last year valentines..
hm... ok la... *besong punye face*
yala, like what you posted on fb also wert, chinese new year spend time with family mar, wanna come see me sumore, go SPEND TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY!
yer.. use my link and za me back one!!
but yeah, what he say also true la.. stupid pabo bubu.. this year's valentine falls on monday.. how i wish its on sunday... huhu...
t u l s
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
CNY last year..
last year i had an awesome chinese new year!! :) as new year and valentines both fall on the same day, i rushed myself up and sped off to see bubu in his hometown.. i was at kluang visiting and he was in skudai so its around 1+ hours drive lor so i went all the way there, got lost sikit but manage to find that secluded area :)
ooooooo.. reach there jer bubu dada and mama welcomed me in with open arms and then jeng jeng jeng!!! mahjong time!! ohmygucci!! cannot tahan!! played with bubu bros and dada while bubu was sitting by my side :) then came lunch!! oh my gosh.. cos we just knew each other for one month plus, bubu dada and mama brought me along to the family reunion lunch thing OMGOSH!!! its like... oh shit OH SHIT!!
went there, sat down, the cousins were around, omgosh got 1 cousin of his damn hot one!! studying in singapore or something dono la but i know kinda lean and ber-muscle one hahhaha.... damn hot then the relatives are all around sitting at the big big table!! 3 families are there including his.. gosh gosh i was so nervous i dint know what to do...
then came the time where his aunt and uncle ask who is this boy? then bubu dada answered: friend came by and visit my boy or something like that.. hahahahaha... so cool la dada.. kan? bubu dada is so so so awesome in socializing there was no one time where the table is quiet or awkward.. it was evening then liao so i needed to get home before its dark.. so that was my CNY day one cum valentines day last year.. weird sikit.. but i get to officially meet the family! hahahaha..
a few of the cousins know liao lor.. then i think the aunts and uncs also know liao but also hush hush nia.. hahaha.. cos whenever got reunion whether during cny or even here in KL also i was there on both occasions.. hahahahah..
the aunt wants bubu to fetch her daughter from the airport one midnight and was asking bubu:
bubu, er.... are you free arr?
why?
can you fetch my daughter from the airport?
erm...
you free arrr?
free...
you sure you are free hor.....
bubu dint know what the aunt meant until we went and pick the daughter up then only found out from her that the aunt was indicating la in her question whether bubu is with me, is he free.. hahahaha... auntie, we are free de lor.. not everytime also sex de.. hahahahaha..
dono this year how leh... hm.. bubu macam busy jer the whole week...
Monday, January 24, 2011
sexy voice...
my mum was down with sore throat flu phlegm and that whole range of sickness la so one day when i was doing my work in the evening upstairs at the common area only in my underwear i heard a voice shouting out to me from the outside..
he sounds like my friend that was in UK, fuck i thought he came back just to see me, i was so happy i put on my pants and i rushed out... but before that i asked my mum whether she heard my friend calling my name or not, she said "UH"...
so i went out look up and down left and right, no one also.. it was dusk then.. sky is getting darker and i dont see anyone anywhere so i went back in scratching my head, who call me arr?
TULS!!!!!!!! *the same voice*
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! *roll on the floor laughing*
it was my mum...
he sounds like my friend that was in UK, fuck i thought he came back just to see me, i was so happy i put on my pants and i rushed out... but before that i asked my mum whether she heard my friend calling my name or not, she said "UH"...
so i went out look up and down left and right, no one also.. it was dusk then.. sky is getting darker and i dont see anyone anywhere so i went back in scratching my head, who call me arr?
TULS!!!!!!!! *the same voice*
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! *roll on the floor laughing*
it was my mum...
Sunday, January 23, 2011
potluck...
so bubu and his friends organize this potluck thing over at his place by the poolside in his condo last night.. hihi.. bubu made this awesome spaghetti, im a person who doesnt eat spaghetti but his was really nice lor.. cannot tahan.. other than that we have erm mushroom soup, salad with awesome sauce, kfc, the wonderful shepherd's pie omgucci its so delicious..
i takut water one lor.. that day bubu said wanna throw me into the pool nearly made me not go last night.. that stupid boy, wanna play wanna joke also cannot joke about my phobias mar.. *slap him*.. hahahaha... there was so much laughter in the air that night.. aiyor.. sometimes laugh until no breath cannot tahan.. 10 gays and 1 girl, that girl was converted into a fag hag that night after knowing the true meaning of faghag through Margaret Cho's youtube lesson..
lepas the dinner we went up to bubu's place for some laughter and most importantly Desserts!! omgucci the desserts were so so so damn awesome!! there were 4 kinds of desserts... i dono what is it called la but its all damn awesome de.. got dark chocolate mousse thingy, then got white chocolate cognac creamy moussy thingy woosh.. cannot tahan..
but most importantly is that that awesome dessert maker friend of ours, made us a Tiramisu as our anniversary gift!! sho sho awesome!! i never had tiramisu in ma life.. hahaha.. this is so awesome.. we chow it down bit by bit....
it was orgasmic lor... Lexy is awesome!! and AZ, thanks for the Chocolates :)
i takut water one lor.. that day bubu said wanna throw me into the pool nearly made me not go last night.. that stupid boy, wanna play wanna joke also cannot joke about my phobias mar.. *slap him*.. hahahaha... there was so much laughter in the air that night.. aiyor.. sometimes laugh until no breath cannot tahan.. 10 gays and 1 girl, that girl was converted into a fag hag that night after knowing the true meaning of faghag through Margaret Cho's youtube lesson..
lepas the dinner we went up to bubu's place for some laughter and most importantly Desserts!! omgucci the desserts were so so so damn awesome!! there were 4 kinds of desserts... i dono what is it called la but its all damn awesome de.. got dark chocolate mousse thingy, then got white chocolate cognac creamy moussy thingy woosh.. cannot tahan..
but most importantly is that that awesome dessert maker friend of ours, made us a Tiramisu as our anniversary gift!! sho sho awesome!! i never had tiramisu in ma life.. hahaha.. this is so awesome.. we chow it down bit by bit....
it was orgasmic lor... Lexy is awesome!! and AZ, thanks for the Chocolates :)
Saturday, January 22, 2011
poke...
facebook has this poking system thingy..
i was poked constantly by a hottie for over one month now.. he keeps poking me and i kept poking back.. hahaahahha.. this must stop edi.. later poke poke poke until something happen in the end then cham lor.. hahahah...
but its fun though..
4 mutual friends..
all gay...
all different country...
one east malaysia one east malaysia one singapore one australia..
its time for a facebook message...
i was poked constantly by a hottie for over one month now.. he keeps poking me and i kept poking back.. hahaahahha.. this must stop edi.. later poke poke poke until something happen in the end then cham lor.. hahahah...
but its fun though..
4 mutual friends..
all gay...
all different country...
one east malaysia one east malaysia one singapore one australia..
its time for a facebook message...
Friday, January 21, 2011
is it just me?
was at cititel hotel lobby with my bro yesterday then the urge to peepee came so off we went to the toilet la, this time i looked before entering.. haha.. dowana make the same mistake few days ago..
after entering i saw a big dude lookalike with smooth skin and big man boobs entering the last available cubicle then so i waited lor..
later that he came out and OH MY GOSH he was a SHE!! A FREAKING TOTAL BUTCH-Y LADY!! and she can still go to the sink and freshen up after that with all the guys around peepee-ing..
o.0
yes ladies have lots of fucking privilege la but this is macam too much kan.. hahaha.. i dont really mind la but she has got "balls" to come in lor!!
do you think we should just make a unisex toilet le if this thing keeps going on...? hahaha...
now pun banyak bas wanita in KL and i was like WTF?!! you got your ladies coach for the KTM thingy and now this bas thing.. i dont see any male bus around wor..
cb.. now its the other way around le la.. cos too many gays around no guys wanna touch those girls they became so dehydrated so turned wild and rape all the guys thats why we should have male coaches too kan?!!
after entering i saw a big dude lookalike with smooth skin and big man boobs entering the last available cubicle then so i waited lor..
later that he came out and OH MY GOSH he was a SHE!! A FREAKING TOTAL BUTCH-Y LADY!! and she can still go to the sink and freshen up after that with all the guys around peepee-ing..
o.0
yes ladies have lots of fucking privilege la but this is macam too much kan.. hahaha.. i dont really mind la but she has got "balls" to come in lor!!
do you think we should just make a unisex toilet le if this thing keeps going on...? hahaha...
now pun banyak bas wanita in KL and i was like WTF?!! you got your ladies coach for the KTM thingy and now this bas thing.. i dont see any male bus around wor..
cb.. now its the other way around le la.. cos too many gays around no guys wanna touch those girls they became so dehydrated so turned wild and rape all the guys thats why we should have male coaches too kan?!!
Thursday, January 20, 2011
pissed...
there is no i love you from him tonight...
there was no ending to our conversation cos i hung up on him..
i am pissed for the first time..
there was no ending to our conversation cos i hung up on him..
i am pissed for the first time..
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
superficial..
someone said that looks are very important in this circle..and PLU is very plastic-kish and superficial..
i mean, looks are important but what on earth can we do to change our face? go for plastic surgery? is that even really us? so what if i was born this way, with a busted lips and crooked nose! so what if i have 3 layered eye lid?!! so what if i have flat feet?!! so what if i have plenty of pimples? so what if i have a wide forehead?!! so what if my nipple are pointy? so what if my leg is shorter on one side?!!
does that makes me ugly? does that makes me evil? does that makes me stupid? does that means that i dont deserve to get a boyfriend? does that mean that no one will like me just because i have all of the above?
yes lor i admit that we PLUs are superficial la but come on, who isnt? the straight shits you think they arent? everyone is the same la!! the first impression generated is definitely very very important, cos that will be the lasting impression someone will have on you lets say if you guys just met. i will definitely dress up a lil more proper on the first meet with whoever la.. haha.. but we cant really change the way we look cos we are born like that..
so people out there, if there are anyone out there that hate you cos they say that youre ugly, fuck them!! if some cute people thinks that they are so hot and so awesome that they ignore you just because of your looks, hell with them.. you dont need them!! if any of your friends despise you just because of your looks, Leave them! you dont have to fucking care about what they say.. youre better off without them and dont waste your time getting emo over this cos its seriously nothing to think about! always have the whatever attitude in you, dont stress so much, no friends then make new friends! there are so many ways and channels to make friends, it depends on how much you want it thats all..
*adjust hair* *put hair product* *spray perfume*
eh b..
yea?
we've been together for how long edi?
er... one year chut dit dit..
now you still wanna "make up" arr? wanna show who wor? wanna impress the guys arr?
*geram face* ish.. people wanna look good mar..
who you wanna attract?
*no words left to say*
hahaha.. i dress up just to look good for him also he dont know.. stupid boy he is.. :)
i mean, looks are important but what on earth can we do to change our face? go for plastic surgery? is that even really us? so what if i was born this way, with a busted lips and crooked nose! so what if i have 3 layered eye lid?!! so what if i have flat feet?!! so what if i have plenty of pimples? so what if i have a wide forehead?!! so what if my nipple are pointy? so what if my leg is shorter on one side?!!
does that makes me ugly? does that makes me evil? does that makes me stupid? does that means that i dont deserve to get a boyfriend? does that mean that no one will like me just because i have all of the above?
yes lor i admit that we PLUs are superficial la but come on, who isnt? the straight shits you think they arent? everyone is the same la!! the first impression generated is definitely very very important, cos that will be the lasting impression someone will have on you lets say if you guys just met. i will definitely dress up a lil more proper on the first meet with whoever la.. haha.. but we cant really change the way we look cos we are born like that..
so people out there, if there are anyone out there that hate you cos they say that youre ugly, fuck them!! if some cute people thinks that they are so hot and so awesome that they ignore you just because of your looks, hell with them.. you dont need them!! if any of your friends despise you just because of your looks, Leave them! you dont have to fucking care about what they say.. youre better off without them and dont waste your time getting emo over this cos its seriously nothing to think about! always have the whatever attitude in you, dont stress so much, no friends then make new friends! there are so many ways and channels to make friends, it depends on how much you want it thats all..
*adjust hair* *put hair product* *spray perfume*
eh b..
yea?
we've been together for how long edi?
er... one year chut dit dit..
now you still wanna "make up" arr? wanna show who wor? wanna impress the guys arr?
*geram face* ish.. people wanna look good mar..
who you wanna attract?
*no words left to say*
hahaha.. i dress up just to look good for him also he dont know.. stupid boy he is.. :)
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
lady for the day... literally!!
i was having my lab prac today and suddenly i felt like my ass it gonna explode so borrowed some tissue from my bff and boom i RUSHED towards the toilet.. ahh... felt so good after releasing it.. when i was getting ready to get out from that cubicle i heard some noises outside and it sounded like some girl and OHMYFUCKINGGUCCI ONLY I REALIZE I WENT INTO THE LADIES!!!
seriously i thought that im gonna die edi... mother mary guan yin all cannot help me edi...
i checked my door make sure its shut tight and make sure i shut the fuck up...
2 girls were talking and then they push the cubicle door open one by one and pushed mine too brang brang!! and i was like GOSH!!! then one of them entered the cubicle next to mine..
its so torturing!!
what if girls constantly entering the toilet then i mai die la!!
cb!!
i heard her pee-ing shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... and then the tap goes on.. then the flush.. gosh...
then dono what the fuck was she doing in the cubicle for so long baru keluar!! i think her underwear sux need adjustments all..
so later she went out edi i waited for 2 minutes..
I TERUS RAN OUT AND DINT LOOK BACK AT ALL!!
as i was entering the lab i turned around and looked, no one was at sight!! OMGOODNESS!! phew... was sweating...
siao... omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg.... dont laugh!!
now think back still so malu omgomgomg!!
Monday, January 17, 2011
leaving it long..
i made up my mind le.. i wanna leave my hair long!! i used to have nice long hair like Ben Adams from A1..
his hair damn gaya la.. you might think its so old school and so ugly and whatever la you wanna think but to me its still damn awesome..
i once had this hair..
missed it now..
so now im gonna leave it long!!
not cutting!!!
CNY this year Mr Saloon not doing my business sorry!!
i wanna regrow my long silky hair back!! yesh!!
his hair damn gaya la.. you might think its so old school and so ugly and whatever la you wanna think but to me its still damn awesome..
i once had this hair..
missed it now..
so now im gonna leave it long!!
not cutting!!!
CNY this year Mr Saloon not doing my business sorry!!
i wanna regrow my long silky hair back!! yesh!!
Sunday, January 16, 2011
wash hair...
one morning i went over to bubu's place for my stats thingy, he got that software mar. reach there jer he was still sleeping like a pig(why pig arr? anyone know the reason arr? other animals dont sleep one meh? why not sloth or something?).. after entering the mum asked me to go drink liong sui(herbal tea) she made.. haha.. MIL so awesome kan.. MIL = mum in law ok.. not MILF !! anyway.. so i enter lor his room sat there for awhile then he wake up forcefully to help me with my stats cos my assignment is dued the following day.. his eyes are barely opened and there he sits on the chair in front of his lappie and i was standing behind him..
while waiting for the com to start kan nothing to do so i mai just mess around with his hair and then i saw lil white stuffs on his hair like so begitu banyak one...
b... er... you know hor your hair a lot of dandruff la...
oh.. really arr?
er... yea(bitchy tone)!!
oh ok...
dint you wash your hair last night?
er.. no.
what the... omgosh so oily!!!
i dont wash it everyday one la.. 2 3 days once..
WHAT THE.....
yala, the natural oil will come out and moisturise my hair making it smooth and soft...
vomit blood la.. i wash everyday one lor.. wait.. as in.. everytime i shower i will definitely put a lil shampoo and rub it all over and wash...
so now you dont like me is it?
hahaha.. what the fu%&! you go and wash your hair after this OK!!! UNDERSTAND?
er.. no! im having my rehearsals tonight, im gonna dance and sweat anyway.. im not washing...
=.=
TULS, auntie made your favourite ABC soup arr, later before go back drink one bowl ok!!
YES AUNTIE!! *smiles*
i mean how hard is it for a guy/boy/man to wash his hair, wash everytime not good meh? im not asking you to put shampoo on and leave it soaking for 10 mins.. just rub it all over and rinse it off la.. i cannot tahan oily hair, if i dont shampoo my hair i dont even dare to wipe the water off it using my towel cos it will defintely make my towel oily(imagining).. and to wipe my body with it, like dint mandi like that...
and it dries easily la come on.. hair so short.. yer.. oily dandruffy hair damn turn off!!
thankiu MIL for the awesome soup.. inside got pai kuat some more!! WOW!! hahahahaha...
how often do you guys wash your hair jek?
how often do you guys wash your hair jek?
Saturday, January 15, 2011
the abuse of THEY ALL...
b, what movie you wanna watch today wor...
erm... either gullivers travel thingy or the fockers lor...
hm...
fockers quite funny la i heard..
who say one?
THEY ALL lo...
erm.. ok then..
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
what you wanna eat arr?
wanna try out this sushi place arr in the curve?
nice or not o....
dono wor, THEY ALL say nice one...
erm.. ok ok we go try...
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
ok, who the fuck is they all?
we always use the word THEY ALL and the other party will most of the time just accept and think that THEY ALL represents the general view and such..
we just plainly use that word THEY ALL without thinking..
sometimes we use it intentionally to persuade someone to do something...
eg: hey go tackle her la, she damn rich one la.. who say one? they all la...
sometimes we use it to blame it on others.. without knowing who the OTHERS were...
eg. students, who go prank the teacher putting pins on her chair? THEY ALL la...
sometimes we use it to cover our mess..
eg: who used the toilet and dint flush?!!! oh.. they all went off already...
THEY ALL THIS.. THEY ALL THAT...
despite the fact that THEY ALL is sometimes meaningless, we still use it very often..
kan?
erm... either gullivers travel thingy or the fockers lor...
hm...
fockers quite funny la i heard..
who say one?
THEY ALL lo...
erm.. ok then..
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
what you wanna eat arr?
wanna try out this sushi place arr in the curve?
nice or not o....
dono wor, THEY ALL say nice one...
erm.. ok ok we go try...
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
ok, who the fuck is they all?
we always use the word THEY ALL and the other party will most of the time just accept and think that THEY ALL represents the general view and such..
we just plainly use that word THEY ALL without thinking..
sometimes we use it intentionally to persuade someone to do something...
eg: hey go tackle her la, she damn rich one la.. who say one? they all la...
sometimes we use it to blame it on others.. without knowing who the OTHERS were...
eg. students, who go prank the teacher putting pins on her chair? THEY ALL la...
sometimes we use it to cover our mess..
eg: who used the toilet and dint flush?!!! oh.. they all went off already...
THEY ALL THIS.. THEY ALL THAT...
despite the fact that THEY ALL is sometimes meaningless, we still use it very often..
kan?
Friday, January 14, 2011
im an ELEMENT...
I met up with Vincent when he came back from the UK for his winter hols and he passed me ME.
It was made upon request and i find it interesting and awesome..
I saw him featuring his Elements one by one and thought why not i myself should be one too so yea..
Thanks Vincent!! dont you guys think its amazing, i mean, its collage.. i was so amazed by it.. haha..
Im An Element now..
Clan:
Element:
Theme Colour:
Abilities:
Additional Notes:
Please Help Me To Fill These Up in the Comments below and i shall insert them if found appropriate :) hahahahaha... go crazy people!!
Thursday, January 13, 2011
routine is not good...
bubu and i spent most of our time together.. regardless whether there is an exam going on or whatever la.. its till a point where we have to meet at least once a day... and after our 6 months mark i think we basically meet each other everyday... its somehow starting to become a routine or such..
routine is ok cos we get to meet everyday..
recently i have been rushing for my lab portfolio and i somehow did not meet him for 2 days straight cos of the assignments and somehow he was mad at it.. women got mood swing i understand but bubu also wanna pms skali..
stupid boy..
try to pull those kinda emo stunt on me some more la!!
ambik kau i will lovebite your neck until you cant go school!!
routine is not good...
2 days already like that hor, 2 weeks how leh? what about 2 years? hm....
i dint meet you nia, doesnt mean that i love you any less..
pabo..
routine is ok cos we get to meet everyday..
recently i have been rushing for my lab portfolio and i somehow did not meet him for 2 days straight cos of the assignments and somehow he was mad at it.. women got mood swing i understand but bubu also wanna pms skali..
stupid boy..
try to pull those kinda emo stunt on me some more la!!
ambik kau i will lovebite your neck until you cant go school!!
routine is not good...
2 days already like that hor, 2 weeks how leh? what about 2 years? hm....
i dint sms you nia, cos i was busy, doesnt mean that i miss you any less..
i dint meet you nia, doesnt mean that i love you any less..
pabo..
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
eustress begins..
its the second week of the 4th sem le.. assignments and presentations are accumulating and my study life resume back to normal.. the first week was gone just like that and i dint even do anything much, procrastinated a lot not doing my assignments and blame it on my brother cos i rarely see him so i played a lil too much with him instead of doing revisions and completing my lab portfolio... hm..
the portfolio is due this friday so im kinda rushing in a sense to finish up everything and there will be mini test next week and 2 presentations the following week on the same day.. gosh.. i hate group presentation.. especially when one of the groupmates love to talk like grandfather.. ish...
portfolio got some lame-O statistics in it that need some software called SPSS to generate the output and to get results from there.. that one really sien lor... im not a bad student and my grades are ok la but last year i failed that stupid stats paper.. hahahaha.. i got 39/100. ridiculous... hahahaha... i never pay attention during class and thats why... that bitch is just too boring... sorry.. hahahaha... oh well...
so many freaking test, this test that test and then all the name all so kelakar one.. got Whitney Houston test la... Avril Lavene test la... all the name all so funny.. and to know which test to use for which type of question is killer.. i give up.. among all the terms in stats i love MANOVA the most, not that i understand it, its just that it has the word MAN in it! wahahahaha...
ok.. no more procrastination liao tulsy!!
i will master stats this sem!!
i will ask bubu for private tuition le.. his stats powerfuller than me lor..
fighting tulsy!!
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
7181..
was with my bro one night at our cousins place and we were kinda bored so my brother start to crack some lame jokes.. and this one is really really damn lame!!
gor.. try saying 7 1 8 1 in mandarin?
qi yi ba yi...
ok.... say fast fast!!
qi yi ba yi *faster* so?
say fast fast and repeat it!!
qiyi bayi qiyi bayi..... ci bai ci bai....
WHAHAHAHAHAHHAA...
OMG.. WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.....
i was so pandai i tried it on bubu and his cousin one night... bare in mind bubu is banana(chinese that doesnt speak chinese..).. but basic sentence he still can speak and understand la..
ok b, try saying 7 1 8 1 in mandarin...
chit yi bak yi...
er... ok... say fast fast and repeat it...
chit yi bak yi chit yi bak yi chit yi bak yi...
faster la...
chit yi bak yichit yi bak yichit yi bak yichit yi bak yichit yi bak yi...
ok.. i give up...
what?
its supposed to be like this... qi yi ba yi... qiyi bayi... qiyibayi... cibai....
huh? omg... thats so lame...
youre no fun... :(
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
his accent and unfluency sux!!
gor.. try saying 7 1 8 1 in mandarin?
qi yi ba yi...
ok.... say fast fast!!
qi yi ba yi *faster* so?
say fast fast and repeat it!!
qiyi bayi qiyi bayi..... ci bai ci bai....
WHAHAHAHAHAHHAA...
OMG.. WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.....
i was so pandai i tried it on bubu and his cousin one night... bare in mind bubu is banana(chinese that doesnt speak chinese..).. but basic sentence he still can speak and understand la..
ok b, try saying 7 1 8 1 in mandarin...
chit yi bak yi...
er... ok... say fast fast and repeat it...
chit yi bak yi chit yi bak yi chit yi bak yi...
faster la...
chit yi bak yichit yi bak yichit yi bak yichit yi bak yichit yi bak yi...
ok.. i give up...
what?
its supposed to be like this... qi yi ba yi... qiyi bayi... qiyibayi... cibai....
huh? omg... thats so lame...
youre no fun... :(
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
his accent and unfluency sux!!
Monday, January 10, 2011
Paranormal Activity...
yesterday bubu and i went and watch paranormal activity 2 with a bunch of other friends and guess what, omgg!! among the friends one of them was the guy from Octopus, he has got like the biggest bulge among the four of them.. hahaha... so hots.. i cannot tahan but guess what!? his bf was with him then... awwwwwww... i wanna go flirt around pun tak leh..
hahahahaha...
bubu is a person who cannot tahan watch those horror movie wan and he will definitely close his eyes in the whole show.. hahahaha.. and guess what? yes indeed he was like closing his eyes with his scarf 75% of the show.. hahahaha... and he curled up beside me the whole time and it was fucking hot around his neck..
that movie was ok la.. i dint watch the first installment but it was ok cos there isnt any continuation whatsoever.. hahahaha.. there was one part where i scream lor.. hahaha.. bubu said that i scream like a girl!! cb.. i did not ok..
baby you sweating like crazy lor just now in the cinema...
hahah...
yala.. everyone was like so cold and you were sweating.. oh my goodness..
b, why just now you shoulder so nice to lean on one...
serious? haha.. got difference meh?
mm.. got.. of course la my scarf help a lil la but yalor nicer to lean edi.. *hamsap smile*
hahahahaha...
bubu is a person who cannot tahan watch those horror movie wan and he will definitely close his eyes in the whole show.. hahahaha.. and guess what? yes indeed he was like closing his eyes with his scarf 75% of the show.. hahahaha... and he curled up beside me the whole time and it was fucking hot around his neck..
that movie was ok la.. i dint watch the first installment but it was ok cos there isnt any continuation whatsoever.. hahahaha.. there was one part where i scream lor.. hahaha.. bubu said that i scream like a girl!! cb.. i did not ok..
baby you sweating like crazy lor just now in the cinema...
hahah...
yala.. everyone was like so cold and you were sweating.. oh my goodness..
b, why just now you shoulder so nice to lean on one...
serious? haha.. got difference meh?
mm.. got.. of course la my scarf help a lil la but yalor nicer to lean edi.. *hamsap smile*
Sunday, January 9, 2011
to jino...
Jino jino,
Happy 3rd Anniversary man. Bubu and i went thru so much in just this short span of one year, just to think that yours of 3 years is gonna be full of drama, full of sex, compromising, understanding, sacrifice etc.. and with the long(kinda) distance relationship in place, you guys still are able to push it thru this mark of 3 years.. pui fok!! i think i once asked before about how you endure the absence of sex and stuffs and realize(dono whether its true or not) that you guys(actually only Jino la i dont know the boyfriend at all) dont fling around in this 3 years at all, hwa.. i cannot lor(not say i cannot la but i ter-did it liao).. i mean i always wanted to stay "loyal" and all and yes i did it to a certain extent hopefully with determination and willpower we can too achieve that lor.. hahahaha...
Not saying youre a role model or what but i definitely look up to couples like that lor.. :) bubu and i had just celebrated our first year anniversary together. i mean, i think its an accomplishment for us lor, some might say "its just a year" but i think to us if anything happens to anyone of us(choi!!!), we would totally understand and wish the other the best and move on as we know we had fully enjoy each other's company the fullest in this one year(really CHOIIIIII and damn corny cliche whatever.. hahahah), thats how much we cherish each other and would definitely not regret the time we had together..
anyways hope you guys keep rocking your relationship :) and the celebration is just sweet.. sorry if i terdistrupt your awesome sexsion.. hahahahahahaha...
with love
TULS
Happy 3rd Anniversary man. Bubu and i went thru so much in just this short span of one year, just to think that yours of 3 years is gonna be full of drama, full of sex, compromising, understanding, sacrifice etc.. and with the long(kinda) distance relationship in place, you guys still are able to push it thru this mark of 3 years.. pui fok!! i think i once asked before about how you endure the absence of sex and stuffs and realize(dono whether its true or not) that you guys(actually only Jino la i dont know the boyfriend at all) dont fling around in this 3 years at all, hwa.. i cannot lor(not say i cannot la but i ter-did it liao).. i mean i always wanted to stay "loyal" and all and yes i did it to a certain extent hopefully with determination and willpower we can too achieve that lor.. hahahaha...
Not saying youre a role model or what but i definitely look up to couples like that lor.. :) bubu and i had just celebrated our first year anniversary together. i mean, i think its an accomplishment for us lor, some might say "its just a year" but i think to us if anything happens to anyone of us(choi!!!), we would totally understand and wish the other the best and move on as we know we had fully enjoy each other's company the fullest in this one year(really CHOIIIIII and damn corny cliche whatever.. hahahah), thats how much we cherish each other and would definitely not regret the time we had together..
anyways hope you guys keep rocking your relationship :) and the celebration is just sweet.. sorry if i terdistrupt your awesome sexsion.. hahahahahahaha...
with love
TULS
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Friday, January 7, 2011
ice cream talk..
i love to eat ice cream but i like the hard crust cone instead of the soft one.. only McDs ice cream cone is soft and i damn hate it to the max. so one day i bought two cones in McDs for us and this conversation came up..
b, can you get me a spoon?
why?
i dowan to eat the crust, its so soft i dont like one...
yala... of course you dont like SOFT one..
mmm... *smile* i only like to eat the TOP!!..
yala.. you memang.. only like the TOPS!! no need to take spoon la.. later i give you MY TOP to eat la!!
then i give my BOTTOM to you? *raise eyebrow twice*
=.=
both burst out laughing!! hahahahahaha...
b, can you get me a spoon?
why?
i dowan to eat the crust, its so soft i dont like one...
yala... of course you dont like SOFT one..
mmm... *smile* i only like to eat the TOP!!..
yala.. you memang.. only like the TOPS!! no need to take spoon la.. later i give you MY TOP to eat la!!
then i give my BOTTOM to you? *raise eyebrow twice*
=.=
both burst out laughing!! hahahahahaha...
Thursday, January 6, 2011
loser..
earlier yesterday bubu told me something.. he asked me to check facebook and so we did and we found that a close friend of his deleted him from fb.. grindr blocked, gave the cold treatment, sms or call also no reply.. and everything went cold from then onwards..
some people asked me why am i so furious about it..
some said:
well, forget bout them... those who stay wit u is da one u shud b paying more attention to n not those who left.
true enough..
the reason why i am mad is not because i sendiri cari pasal, its because bubu is hurt by that asshole..
bubu was there for him when he was at his lowest point.. till the point of ending his life and bubu was the one there to talk him out of it..
i was not jealous about it but bubu put so much effort in nurturing the relationship and get shit back in return..
that ass was a no life shy cb and bubu intro-ed him to a whole load of awesome friends.. they are still in his friends list on facebook but just bubu and i was deleted..
if i were to really hate that bastard i would personally ask all those friends who he had made thru us to delete him off from their contacts as well..
let you live the life you once had..
i sacrificed so much of my time with bubu for you to have some "therapy" time with him and now you just throw the friendship away..
haha..
i wish you all the best in life man..
dont come looking for bubu when you need someone to talk to after this..
even if he dont mind, doesnt mean i will let..
bubu treated you like a friend...
you know yourself..
you might have just lost your only true friend in the world..
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
comment fight...
(1) copyrighted material... didn't ask permission...
(2) the problem is not the food but more of the fact that he's so bloody stubborn and his attitude in this matter...
(3) he's obviously making fun of me being open about food...
==
it's on bitch...
(2) the problem is not the food but more of the fact that he's so bloody stubborn and his attitude in this matter...
(3) he's obviously making fun of me being open about food...
==
it's on bitch...
youre my bubu mar.. i thought we can share everything one.. *crycry*
this should be a happy post, funny and everything.. you make me sad now.. :(
dancerboy said...
ok la ok la ok la...
bubu this bubu that...
fine la...
can use my blog stuff whenever, whoever, wherever...
ok?! happy?!
such a bottom...
ops... i mean such a baby... XD
fine la...
can use my blog stuff whenever, whoever, wherever...
ok?! happy?!
such a bottom...
ops... i mean such a baby... XD
tuls said...
hoi!!!
only with you i manja ok..
i know im such a baby.. thank you..
so does this means you will be the top in every aspect now?
i know im such a baby.. thank you..
so does this means you will be the top in every aspect now?
fuck you...
i thought we sign the agreement that i'm only the top in bed?!
( my gosh... sex life right out in the open... )
( my gosh... sex life right out in the open... )
tuls said...
ooooooooops.
yes we did!
ok la i shall resume my topness now.
bubu.. go do the dishes, fix my bed, dry the laundry, make my dinner!!
wahahahahaha...
fist you then you know...
that's not being a top...
that's just being a slave-driver...
and plus... my definition of top is a gentleman who help me do the house work...
plus serve me... and know how to take care of me...
go google how to be a good top... in relationship that is... muahahhahahah
babinyer budak cina ni.. nak main fist fist all! hoi!! why so SM one you!! disgusting ok!!
im just exaggerating the chores part la.. and yes my princess i will help you in all that you do and support you.. and i want your support from the Behind ok? :)
you like it don't you?
cakap want to do SM and all...
muahhahahahhahahahahhahahah...
and yes, i'm a fucking princess that needs his constant care...
dun worry, i'm sure my "support" from BEHIND is fine as it is...
then again... i learn a few new tricks eh... XP
muahhahahahhahahahahhahahah...
and yes, i'm a fucking princess that needs his constant care...
dun worry, i'm sure my "support" from BEHIND is fine as it is...
then again... i learn a few new tricks eh... XP
i dont like SM la please.. hoi! gila ke?!?!
i like nipple biting though.. kihihihi...
thanks for your support..
erm.. got warranty or not arr? as in your tricks.. i dowana my behind to be like all sore and longgar ok!!
thanks for your support..
erm.. got warranty or not arr? as in your tricks.. i dowana my behind to be like all sore and longgar ok!!
liar... you were the one said you want SM all...
such a liar...
and my support no warranty one lo...
it's either you take it or leave it...
muahahhahahahahahahah
so still up for it? XD
and my support no warranty one lo...
it's either you take it or leave it...
muahahhahahahahahahah
so still up for it? XD
yes one..
i engulf everything one dont worry..
you saw skysky's latest post arr?
they all so sweet and all, why arent we like that arr?
Walao-eh.....Gua Betahan liao...the comments are longer than the post...moreover my name is mentioned w/o seeking consent. You guys are funny and cute...enjoy and hv fun!
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
200th post..
first it was the first post..
then the tenth one..
my blog started to get noticed when it reaches the 100th post..
and now the 200th post!! :) weeee................ hahahaah...
and as of yesterday i got 50 followers le.. haha.. happynyer..
i mean, thanks for all the support from bloggers and readers... you know who you are.. wahahaha.. if youre reading this means its you lor... dont deny le.. smile :)
thanks for those who put in effort to comment :) some comments are so funny that i laughed till my mouth cramp and my stomach hurts..
lots of friends that ive made thru blogging.. a really awesome bunch i may say.. :) some are wise.. some are slutty.. some are hot.. some are hunky... some are cute.. some are shy.. some are quiet.. some are reserved.. all walks of live.. me happy for knowing so many awesome plu-s :)
this blog and its influence has become a part of my life already.. sometimes when i go out with bubu also will talk about it and we will be like: erm.. wah.. yahor.. go out also talk about blog.. geng! hahahaha... it has grown on me so much that i will definitely relate it back to the blog when certain matter arises..
i remember once when i was in MP and Kayson was like introducing me to a few people: there this is the famous TULS! erm... im not famous lor.. (modest a bit.. must one..) i mean, as compared to pluboy or simonlover im like some anai-anai(termite = small/ unimportant) lor... its so funny for someone to call me tuls but luckily up till now no one actually calls me that.. hahaha.. thank GOD!! hahahahaha...
bubu on the other hand got lots of friends calling him bubu real life.. hahahaha.. so funny la when i heard those.. hahahaha...
bubu on the other hand got lots of friends calling him bubu real life.. hahahaha.. so funny la when i heard those.. hahahaha...
anyway hope that you guys enjoy what ive been writing so far and.. sometimes its really difficult to find topics to write on and to crack my head for one is really like cb...
haha.. anyway..
Happy New Year Everybody...
no need to do resolutions.. just go with the flow.. *wink*
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