Just a suggestion , i have this blog topic i would like to request u share. Can you talk abt the type of people you meet in a gay club. FYI , im a club virgin, and many are, so give us ur best honest opinion and comment. Ciao.
i try my best la ok.. hahaha.. lalalala... i will write on Marketplace, Jalan Yap Kwan Seng.. cos thats the frequent one i go to.. it doesnt represent the rest of the other clubs but.. yea.. hahahah... should be lebih kureng..
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1. The Socialites
you see them every week there, seriously! friday will be frangi is it? then saturday will be mp and la queen thingy, sunday maison.. everywhere you go, anyday.. they will be there! hahahaha.. and i have 2 of my friends thats categorized under that lor... people either love them or hate them.. those who knows them will love them cos can chit chat, social butterflying, those who dont know them will feel so muak of their face feels like slapping them asking them to go home! hahaahah..
2. The Dancers
there will be people go there solely to dance de lor(ME).. hahahahaha.. as long as they hear music they will move and shake their ass off irregardless who that is beside/infront/behind them! :)
3. The Strippers
got one.. they will hog the whole stage and strip once the clock struck 1.30am.. you can their chest bouncing off here and there.. and a few of them will me-molest each other.. then some will grind each other.. then their sweats will be all over and anyone beside them will get drench by it! hahahha...
4. The Drinkers
they go there to get drunk de lor.. seriously... you will see case of me-muntah-ing one..
5. The Predators
bubu and i saw the guy that approach us before thru our old buddy website profile thingy.. where this guy offers us rm5k for a 3 time sex shit! hehe.. yeah.. we saw him there alright.. you gay club despo virgin better becareful.. this people will do anything to get you if they have their eye on you.. they will buy you drink and make you happy, drug you drink and the next thing you know you are at his place or some hotel naked with no idea what just happend.. they might have HIV or some STDs.. gone la if kena!!
6. The Druggies
they wanna get high and shit.. and yea.. seen guys having tremors sitting by the balcony once.. hahahaah.. scary shit i thought he was high wanna dance until my socialite friend says otherwise.. careful.. there are druggies everywhere..
7. The Lookers
some people go there just to look de lor.. cuci mata or whatever you call them.. there will be by a side or a corner, with or without a drink and just stare stare stare... sometimes annoying but they dont mean any harm geh...
8. The Opportunists
young/old desperate guys will be there on a lookout for potential fling, usually will be dressed in decent clothes and will avoid the dancefloor(cos very sweaty) to find for that other someone to go home for the night and if they are certain that they are hooked then only will he proceed to the dancefloor for some "feeling".. hahahaha.. to feel whatever they wanna feel on the other person..
9. The Grabbers
some people are there just to grab other people's dicks or what i like to call "talents"... they will usually be at the dancefloor and they will wait for the smokescreen to happen and they will grab whoever is around them.. he usually will be around the ones he thinks he likes and just wait for the smoke to be sprayed and then jeng jeng jeng!!
10. The PDA
there will be couples there kissing through the night! seriously de!! i mean is like to the extend of slapping them and ask them to fuck off! so annoying! hahahahahaaha.. ok la.. not like bubu and i tak buat la but its terlampau one cos they asyik menge-bibir their pasangan omgucci is like the lips are gonna be removed like that...
11. The Sesats
got one.. tibe tibe got one straight couple here one.. so sesat is like: are we in the correct club? are we bisexuals? hahahahaha... the guy will have to be careful cos if he is hot then gone la surely kena grab by the Grabbers and the Predators! hahahaha..
12. The Haggies
or we call them fag hags! fag hags are the backbone of the gay community, without them, we are nothing as quoted by Margaret Cho a faghag herself! hahahahaha.. its true!! they are usually fucking hot de! like wah... cannot tahan man.. if im a guy i would totally do them.. but oh well.. cant even get lil tulsie to come to play.. no hope la.. hahahaha... usually they will teman their fags and dance with them and grind and everthing.. hahaha...
13. The Groupies
they will always be together, they wont be separated one.. cannot de.. if they come in five they will be in fives all the way.. there will always be one group on the dance floor..
this one rare, but still got one ok.. cannot say name later they ban my blog saying that i kutuk them.. hahahaha.. but you know la.. erm.. one ex news anchor.. one cook lor.. one actor.. lalalalala...
15. The Virgins
that will be you guys... look up and down.. left and right.. dono what to do... buy a drink and just walk around... walk walk walk... look look look... cultural shock! club shock! hahahaah... siao la.. but its like going into a shopping mall like that.. you have everything there.. everyone! hahahahaha.. doing all sorts of stuffs... dahla shopping mall got marketplace.. you are at marketplace too! hahahaha... got different meats all over...